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New on swearnet.com – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up.  Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.

Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.

PLUS: Bubbles chooses his Kitty of the Week!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Sweet and Cunty Peanuts

The Boys receive a wood burning

The Boys encounter some spicy nuts and cock-shaped plants on the latest episode of Mailbag, also known as the Autograph Show!   Just don’t tell Mike we wrote that.

Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it.  Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef.  The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.

PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!

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New on swearnet.com – Pat Roach is a Lazy Bastard

Mike Smith confronts Pat Roach

Pat Roach has some explaining to do on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show!

Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content.  Last week we watched him eat his lunch.  Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.

On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together.  Though they may also be planning to fuck with him.  Only time will fuckin’ tell!

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Now on iTunes and Spotify – Suck My Pokemon

It’s not the first episode of 2018, but this is the first time this year that all three of the Boys are conscious for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles chat about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already fucked his over), Julian brings up the latest fads in anal and genital bleaching, and Bubbles introduces a new segment he calls “Guess That Sound”!

But that’s not the only new segment that Bubbles has cooked up for 2018 – he also wants to do a segment where podcash fans send in videos of their cats and he will choose the Kitty of the Week!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Catherine Robertson: Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!

Congrats to Catherine Robertson!  Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!

Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.

Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!

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New on swearnet.com – Suck My Pokemon

The Boys are raring to go for another year of podcashes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions.  Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.

Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.

One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – A Solid Day’s Work

Pat Roach eats his lunch

Pat Roach is putting in a solid day’s work on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

“Mr. Positivity” has just a few more finishing touches to put on his personal workout room, and he’s soon ready to put the equipment to the test.  But first – there’s lunch.

Get caught up on the last couple of episodes – Pat wants to keep his cool and get out of a funk, but can he keep a lid on all of that inner fucking rage?

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New on swearnet.com – The Highest Mailbag Ever

Mike Smith tries some badass hot sauce

The Boys are back in the sack and high as fuck for another episode of Mailbag!

They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass.  Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.

PLUS: The Boys are invited to a wedding!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – We’ve Been Drinking for Six Days

The Boys have been drinking for 6 days

Well, New Year’s Eve partying completely fucked the Boys and completely fucked the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky and Julian are passed out, Bubbles is trying to figure out what in the fuck to do with his life, and Randy is very happy with himself after hooking like a mother fucker over New Year’s and making a killing.

Be sure to stick around for the big moment when Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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