Have you watched Greenmount at SwearNet.com yet? No?!? There’s only three episodes left to go, so catch the fuck up now! In today’s episode, the guys say goodbye to their beloved, coke-addled pet. Can they hold it together for Rat’s fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
Everyone’s a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages to the Mailbag! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn’t fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma’s taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Today’s episode of Park After Dark is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky’s brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is.
Hmm, are you sure you didn’t film Park After Dark today, Boys?
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Ricky’s french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor to Park After Dark – Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles’ Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
It’s Thursday, that means only one thing (apart from extra liquor snaps ’cause it’s nearly the weekend) – another FUCKED episode of Greenmount! This week: Get the tea on, Eddie’s parents are coming to visit! No… not THAT fucking kind of tea!!