Today on the virtual Park After Dark: Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian’s too busy hustlin’ shit, and Ricky’s got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of ‘er on today’s Park After Dark! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson’s fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings ‘My Corona’!
The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world… with a bumper episode of Mailbag! Find out how Mike’s trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP’s pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!
On the latest Park After Dark: Julian’s getting lonely and in need of a steady bang – would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles’ desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories – 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
Does anyone here like fuckin’ TRAINS!?! We’ve got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!
Is it Park After Dark… or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn’t eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole – is Ricky’s brain ready for it?