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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Dope Is the Fountain of Youth

Bubbles is checking out Julian's chest

Ricky divulges the secrets of eternal life on latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

It’s Episode 118, but the Boys are fucked and think it’s Episode 119, which happens to be the age that Ricky would like to live to.  When he turned 19, he decided he’d like to live exactly 100 more years.  How does he plan to live that long?  Dope.

The Boys talk about whether or not Japan and China are their own countries, horse-molesting aliens, and why our society needs to repeat the Great Hunt of 1454.

PLUS: Julian’s pectorals – implants or 100% organic beef?  Find out on this week’s podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Dope Is the Fountain of Youth

Bubbles is wearing a stupid hat on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Ricky announces the secrets to immortality on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on SwearNet.com!

He’s not sure if liquor is the fountain of youth (though Julian supports it – IF you ramp up slowly to a quart a day), but he’s strongly behind the life-giving benefits of dope.  With any luck, he’ll make it to 119 (which coincidentally happens to be the episode that the Boys think they are doing, but it’s actually 118… fucking morons).

The Boys talk about investing in noise-cancelling utensils (on account of Moon Bear and his hyper fucking sensitive ears), which might be needed soon because the Boys are now without snacks on the podcash and it’s making them hungry.

PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky think Japan and China are in New York City?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Trailer Park Boys Postpone 2017 Dear Santa Claus Tour

Due to the sudden passing of John Dunsworth, known to fans as trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey, the Trailer Park Boys have postponed their upcoming Dear Santa Claus, Go F#ck Yourself Tour. A statement from Trailer Park Boys John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith and Robb Wells: “The sudden passing of our dear friend John Dunsworth has affected people from all… Read more →

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Divine’s Ginger Beer

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sit down with Divine Brown

The Boys welcome Juno Award winning singer Divine Brown to the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

The R&B/Soul goddess swung through Sunnyvale to chat about her DECENT vocal range, the time she toured with the Backstreet Boys, and how singers such as Chaka Khan, Aretha Franklin, and Whitney Houston influenced her.

Julian gets into a disgusting eyeball topic, Ricky talks about the guinea pig he once roasted, and Bubbles reveals that he thinks a “Brazilian” haircut is something you get on the top of your head… so, while the Boys were trying to impress Divine, they failed miserably.

You can check out Divine Brown on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Divine’s Ginger Beer

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sit down with Divine Brown

Juno-award winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Divine sips on some “Divine” ginger beer while the Boys crank back some Freedom 35 and chat about her impressive vocal octave range, her musical influences, and whether or not she thought the Backstreet Boys were dicks when she toured with them.  When Divine mentions that her favourite destination is Brazil, Bubbles reveals that he has a major misunderstanding when it comes to the grooming tactic known as “The Brazilian.”

PLUS: Who is “Bubbles Sun Moon” and what goes into an “Irish Prick”?

You can check out Divine Brown on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Out of the Park: USA – the Mother Fucking Trailer

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sitting in a convertible in California

The Boys are heading south to the US of fucking A and you’re invited!  Trailer Park Boys – Out of the Park: USA is hitting Netflix on Friday, November 24th, 2017 (a great opportunity for our American friends to get baked, eat turkey, and binge the fuck out of this DECENT series).  Click here to watch the trailer on SwearNet!

After being fucked around massively by the SwearNet dicks in Europe last year, the Boys want to do things right in the USA and have themselves a proper fucking holiday and enjoy themselves.

Fuck the Swayzie Express, the Boys are flying this time!

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Trailer Park Boys 360: Sunnyvale

Bubbles is back with his DECENT 360 camera and he’s giving you a VR look at the finest trailer park on the planet – Sunnyvale!

He puts the camera square in the middle of Ricky’s trailer (and Shitmobile), Bubbles’ shed, Julian’s trailer — and stay tuned for a guest appearance by a shirtless dickweed.

Last week, Bubbles showed us the inside of his shed in 360 VR and the internet is fucking loving it!

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Trailer Park Boys 360: Bubbles’ Shed

The camera dicks at SwearNet hooked Bubbles up with a 360 camera and he’s taking it for a spin.  And where in the fuck do you think he’s going to set up shop first?

Only the most DECENT shed on the planet – that’s where!

Take a tour of the homestead with Bubbles as your guide and have a look at what he keeps in there.  If you’re asking ‘will there be a kitty cameo?’  – all we can say is ‘does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?’

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

The Boys are dressed up and drunked up for the Halloween edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Ricky is dressed as Lord Stanley’s Cup, in a costume that is very top-heavy due to the ice and cans of Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor on top of his head.  Bubbles is dressed in a DECENT Jason costume, but then Julian shows up late and ruins Bubbles’ excitement by also dressing as Jason (though a much shittier version).

The Boys carve pumpkins and talk about Halloween “fun facts” while the set nearly burns on two occasions (both Ricky’s fault, of course).

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Ricky asking people to mail him dirty old cigarette butts?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

It’s that time of the year again, when the Boys get drunk and high and celebrate Halloween!  The set is decorated, the Boys are primed, and the pumpkins are ready to be carved on this week’s special episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky dresses as the Stanley Cup, complete with an ice-and-beer-filled cup on his head.  Meanwhile, both Bubbles and Julian dressed as Jason, which supremely pisses Bubbles off because he “called” dressing as Jason.

The Boys share some fun facts about Halloween, including the fact that it is held on the same day, every year.  Julian gets us learnt on Sting starting the Jack-O-Lantern, and then the Boys carve their own pumpkins.

PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky want to be a lobster?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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