It’s FRIDAY, fuckers, and time for a new Park After Dark! Terry’s back in Sunnyvale, and he’s making himself at home! He’ll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin’ deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though…
On today’s Park After Dark: The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky’s made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a ‘horizontal refreshment’ is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
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The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
On today’s Park After Dark: It’s the Canada Day long weekend and Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are already fucked up! They try some ‘hair of the dog’ and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles’ buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!
🇨🇦HAPPY CANADA DAY, FUCKERS!!! 🇨🇦