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Here’s something to brighten up your shitty Monday – The Real Fucking Reality Show is BACK!!!
This week: How many drunk and stoned dicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FOUR! Sparks fly as the Boys and Pat take on a simple electrical task…
Fucking Julian is at it again on the Trailer Park Boys Podca$$$$h! He’s got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-fucking-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!! Watch the glorious shitshow now at swearnet.com!
On today’s greasy edition of Mailbag: Who wants Mike to call him ‘mom’? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike’s nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?! Find out now!!!!
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No, we haven’t got the date fucked up, it’s the THURSDAY Stanley Cup Edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Forget the fucking Julianator, the Boys brainstorm some new greasy Julian-flavoured merch, and Ricky also has reason to believe that there will be 25 hours in the day SOON. Plus: why are peacocks fucking dumb?!
You can listen to the Trailer Park Boys Podcast later today on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
The only friggin’ educational video you’ll ever need to see! Today on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys get learnt on the difference between stupid-smart and smart-stupid, the similarities between humans and cockroaches, and cockroaches and crotch rockets. PLUS: Siri loses her shit with Ricky. DECENT!
This fucked fuckin’ podcast will be available from Monday on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
On today’s messy edition of Mailbag, the Boys wrangle with fuck-ton of word papers, and get a bunch of delicious shit-nacks and an awesome Lahey tribute. Plus: JP gets showered in Mike’s silly load!
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On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast Ricky gets us learnt about why octopuses are aliens, buying new vocal chords, and why his TV was always broken as a kid! Plus: The Boys talk about greasy-as-fuck deleted scenes from Sesame Street, and their new plan to make a fucking mint from bulk holy water!
On today’s bad-fuckin-hair-day Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles answer more of your fucked-up emails and talk about dating apps, a greasy Julian wang mould, and the Jackson 9. And who cut Bubbles’ hair while he was asleep?!!
This glorious fuckin’ podcast will be available from Monday on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
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On today’s hotboxy-poprocksy-fishy-fuckery edition of Mailbag: A man claiming to be Bubbles’ long-lost father shows off his many talents, JP has a prescription from Dr. Ivana Feelgood, Robb gets a gift from a shark wrestler, and the boys all get their lips around Pat’s tasty nuts! Also: NAKED LADIES!
