It’s FRIDAY, fuckers, and time for a new Park After Dark! Terry’s back in Sunnyvale, and he’s making himself at home! He’ll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin’ deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though…
New at SwearNet.com – Greenmount Episode 3
Welcome the fuck over to Vermont for a new episode of the comedy series Greenmount! This week: Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There’s only one way to settle this – SMOKE OFF!!
New at SwearNet.com – Stabby Tremblay
On the latest action-packed SwearNet Mailbag: JP get pissed and foils a plot, there’s something retro for Bubbles’ boom box, and Ricky gets a new cook book! Is he gonna make piss butter?!
New at SwearNet.com – Trinity the Hortons Asstant Asstant Supervisor
On today’s Park After Dark: The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky’s made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a ‘horizontal refreshment’ is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
New at SwearNet.com – Greenmount
🔥GREENMOUNT HAS LANDED AT SWEARNET.COM! 🔥We’ve got two episodes for ya – and non-subscribers can watch the first episode for fuckin’ FREE!
Episode 1: When you’re too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it’s a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it.
Episode 2: Eddie’s got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him.
Coming Soon to SwearNet.com – Greenmount
Like toking, drinking and generally fucking up your life?! Tune into SwearNet.com on Thursday, 11 July for the new series ‘Greenmount’, the fucked adventures of three Vermont stoners just trying to get by… one toke at a time. We’ll be showing two episodes back-to-back for free!
New at SwearNet.com – Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones
The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
New at SwearNet.com – SUPERPACKAGE
In the SwearNet Mailbag today: There’s a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it’s stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin’ feast – and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
Scrump-Dilly Canada Day Sale at the TPB Merch Store!
Happy Canada Day! To celebrate, we’re giving ya 20% off your order at the official Trailer Park Boys merch store – just use the code CANADA20 at checkout. DECENT!!
Offer ends 8am BST on Wed 3 July, so hurry ta fuck up!
New at SwearNet.com – We Don’t Fuck With Anyone, So Don’t Fuck With Us
On today’s Park After Dark: It’s the Canada Day long weekend and Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are already fucked up! They try some ‘hair of the dog’ and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles’ buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!
🇨🇦HAPPY CANADA DAY, FUCKERS!!! 🇨🇦