But now you heard the story about how I got caught
Playing with my shit, but hold that thought
Before you disrespect J R-O-C
It could happen to you ’cause it happened to me and T
Tell us your favourite J-ROC moment, nomesayin’?
Park After Dark – Two Suitcases Of Hash
On this week’s Park After Dark: Ricky gets a visit from the cops – but they’re not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian’s hustling hard down at the local job fair… or is he?
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts – I Don’t Want No Trouble Trouble
On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short: Fuck the Olympics, it’s the annual Pop-O-Matic game tournament at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility! Can Terry’s lucky thumb win Julian some serious coin?
Wednesday Wisdom – Life is Fucked!
Bubbles is the smartest guy in Sunnyvale Trailer Park, and if he says it’s fucked, it’s FUCKED! Look out for more Wednesday Wisdom memes soon (or whenever we fucking remember it’s Wednesday)
Puppetry Fucketry – High Noon
The puppets come out with guns and shitty puns blazing, as they head to the Old West for the last round of Puppetry Fucketry Season 1! We’ve got a feeling Mike Smith isn’t gonna snatch the Season 1 crown, but can he regain any dignity in Round 26? Clue: no fucking chance!!
Mailbag – Dear Mike, Go Fuck Yourself With An Alligator Cock
Let’s get into the fucking goods on the latest Mailbag! There’s Newfie booze, Sheryl Crow (the singer, not the crow), and the BIGGEST package ever. But someone’s getting jack shit…
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20 Years of Trailer Park Boys – Ricky and Sarah
This is…awkward! Is Julian jealous that Ricky’s dating Sarah? Or that Ricky’s not giving his best buddy any plutonium love? From the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 2! #TPB20
Park After Dark – Goddamn Good Pretzel Dogs Right There
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer on this week’s Park After Dark! Before they get fucked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky’s awesome pretzel dogs!
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts – Is It Safe To Pull This Thing Out?
Ricky has a new medical complaint – what the fuck is up with him this time? Bubbles rushes to the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility to investigate…
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Puppetry Fucketry – Wet Dreams
When puppets fall asleep, where do they go? To a fucked-up land of titties and poolside orgies, that’s where! Check out the penultimate episode of the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour!