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New at swearnet.com – Can I Touch Your Nuts?

Mike Smith's nuts at SwearNet!

On today’s greasy edition of Mailbag: Who wants Mike to call him ‘mom’? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike’s nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?! Find out now!!!!

 

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Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
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New at swearnet.com – Got Gooed, Bud!

 

On today’s messy edition of Mailbag, the Boys wrangle with fuck-ton of word papers, and get a bunch of delicious shit-nacks and an awesome Lahey tribute. Plus: JP gets showered in Mike’s silly load!

Got some awesome shit you want to send to the Boys (though not literally shit, we’ve got enough of that…) Send it to:

 

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

Will your package contain perishable items or something that will stink to high fuck if we leave it in the Mailbag too long? For fuck’s sake write a warning on the side of the box!

 

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