Who’s up for lobster burgers?!! Randy’s bringing his greasy Cheeseburger Picnic to the US East Coast this March! Get your tickets atleopresents.com 🍔
Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Tour – new dates!!
New at SwearNet.com – La Dolce Fuckin’ Vita
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!
New at SwearNet.com – Three Horsemen of the Fuckocalypse
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar – the perfect scam for Valentine’s Day!
#TPBlove Valentines Day 2020!
Banging Day is only one week away, and we want YOUR art! Send your Valentines memes to theboys@swearnet.com, or tag em #TPBlove on Instagram and Twitter. The winning artists get a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com!
New at SwearNet.com – Worst Case Ontario
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? You better tune into today’s Park After Dark, as Ricky’s got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another fucked round of If You Had To. Find out who’s gonna get eaten, and who’s getting a cock face tattoo!
New at SwearNet.com – Ricky’s Mystic Pepperoni Predictions
On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future – will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake?
Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
New at SwearNet.com – Rocket Socks (Who Likes The Cock)
In the first bulging SwearNet Mailbag of 2020: Advice on how to live with a huge penis, a trailer park holiday in Jamaica, kitty jokes, hot chips, and some sweet stuff from the Tremblays!
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New at SwearNet.com – Snowmegeddon
Holy fuck, it’s colder than a snowman’s cock out there! On today’s Park After Dark, the Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it’s like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who’s got balls as big as golf balls?!
New at SwearNet.com – Light a Candle for Neil Peart
On today’s Park After Dark: Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest fuckin’ drummer in the world – but don’t be sad, Bubbles’ got yer belly! Also: Fucked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky’s butter pudding blueberry yogurt!
Watch now or SwearNet.com, or listen to the podcast version on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps from Monday!
Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic – New Dates Announced!
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!