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It’s Friday and the Boys are too hungover for this shit! On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, they talk about their alter egos joining the Jenner clan, and commercial possibilities of Julian-flavoured load beer. Also: Ricky solves the forest fire problem, and there’s a new segment called ‘Two Thumbs Up’! WTF?!
Did ya sign up for the Trailer Park Boys Cruise pre-sale?! Your booking times are in your inbox, so hurry ta fuck up and visit trailerparkboyscruise.com to book now!
As an added fucking bonus: book your cabin by October 1st and you’ll be entered to win one of several decent experiences as explained (or made up on the fuckin’ spot) by the Boys. FUCK ON right now for the vacation of your life!!
On this week’s scrump-dilly Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Star chef Matty Matheson is in the trailer! Matty and the Boys chat about good and bad restaurants, addiction, and how Julian likes his steak. Matty also discusses his awesome new book coming October 9th: Matty Matheson – A Cookbook!
The Boys get buried in excellence in the Mailbag today! There’s sexy socks, a sexy car, a Sunshine girl, ball cakes, cock socks and… what the fuck is in that huge box?!
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On today’s greasy Trailer Park Boys Podcast we have one of Ricky’s favourite rock stars in – but is he gonna give anyone a fuckin’ R?!? Brian Vollmer and the Boys talk about breaking legs on tour, favourite tour spots, and all the things he’s pissed on in his life!!
Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!
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Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
Rum you can smoke? That’s fucking genius, Julian!
Julian’s rum-flavoured rolling papers are flying off the shelves at trailerparkboysmerch.com right now, so get ta fuck over there and grab yourself some!
Are there any Sunnyvale-inspired merch products you’d like to see at the store? Let us know and we’ll see what the fuck we can do!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: As well as fucking up another decent song, Ricky creates a new segment where he tells people and things to FUCK OFF! Julian talks about different types of banging, and the Boys brainstorm some badass food names!
Among the fucked items in the Mailbag this week: a request to make an ad for $2, a pissing device for the ladies, and a Mustard Tiger shirt! Also: Mike wraps his tongue around Twisted Sister hot sauce, and gets an awesome space gift straight from an old lady’s cupboard!
