Who’s up for lobster burgers?!! Randy’s bringing his greasy Cheeseburger Picnic to the US East Coast this March! Get your tickets atleopresents.com 🍔
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar – the perfect scam for Valentine’s Day!
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? You better tune into today’s Park After Dark, as Ricky’s got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another fucked round of If You Had To. Find out who’s gonna get eaten, and who’s getting a cock face tattoo!
On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future – will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake?
Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
In the first bulging SwearNet Mailbag of 2020: Advice on how to live with a huge penis, a trailer park holiday in Jamaica, kitty jokes, hot chips, and some sweet stuff from the Tremblays!
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Holy fuck, it’s colder than a snowman’s cock out there! On today’s Park After Dark, the Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it’s like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who’s got balls as big as golf balls?!
On today’s Park After Dark: Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest fuckin’ drummer in the world – but don’t be sad, Bubbles’ got yer belly! Also: Fucked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky’s butter pudding blueberry yogurt!
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!