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New on swearnet.com – The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu

The 60th podcash is in the fuckin bag! On this week’s episode, Bubbles is attempting to class things up with some nice red wine and massive hunks of cheese.

The Boys chat about kitties – both the cremation and the arsehole-scrubbing of them. Bubbles fires up his DECENT new computer/tablety thingy for a round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky worries about his possible (but not real) allergy to peanuts because his tongue is going dumb.

But while all the podcashing is going on, Ricky is busy creating a masterpiece – THE GREAT PEENUT TREE OF RUTU – and you have a chance to bid on it and own the signed original!

The Boys will be donating all proceeds to the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research so dig deep and own an authentic piece of art by one of the great Canadian artists of the 21st century!

Podcast 60 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

Aint that the way it goes. One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor. On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man! But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.” No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger? Is Heather Jr. on the way? Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch? Tune in and find out!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sunnyvale Jeopardy with Bubbles Trebek!

After hearing rave reviews of his DECENT hosting job for Sunnyvale Family Feud, Bubbles decided to take things to the next level and try his fucking hand at Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

The latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn! Learn about Julian’s mom, Ricky’s mom, and reminisce about the gay 90’s. You’ll also find out why Ricky wants to go to China, if he could only figure out how to get there.

Plus – Jacob fucked Ricky’s car, and he has no idea where he’s going to come up with $700/$800 to buy a new one!

Episode 59 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones, and remember, if you want the video version, sign your arse up to SwearNet!

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New on swearnet.com – Kitties in Space

Playing space is always more fun when you’re drunk, high, feline, and animated! On this episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties bust out their space talk and head out to the final frontier, hopefully acquiring some fucking space weed along the way.

But nothing comes easy for the Trailer Park Cats, especially with a drunk trailer park supervisor kitty and his DICK weekend supervisor sidekick. Will Shitcat and Shitcat Jr. cock over the good times, or will the rocket take flight? Find out!

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New on swearnet.com – Who in the Fuck is Bubbles Trebek?

Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!

He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast. Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.

Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).

Episode 59 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – A Sack Full of Nuts

It’s the Mailbag, mother fuckers! The Boys get a deeeecent haul in this episode, highlighted by a GREASY Randy gut ring from Big Joe’s Biker Rings!

They also get a fuck load of candy from Sweden, space gifts, mixed nuts, and a birthday card (WITH LIQUOR CASH) for Mike. Perhaps the most fucked up thing they receive is a mystery box full of suspicious oils and powders – is someone out to poison the Boys, or are looks deceiving?!

And this is a public service announcement to Mike – JP’s mom DOES watch this fucking show, so watch your goddamn mouth!

If you want to send some shit to the Mailbag (with absolutely NO guarantee that it’ll be opened in any kind of a timely fucking fashion), use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
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Now on iTunes & Libsyn – Olympic Wrestler Korey Jarvis Joins the Podcash!

Korey Jarvis is playing Sunnyvale Family Feud

Korey Jarvis might be comfortable on the wrestling mat, but now he has to try to pin Ricky and Julian in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

The Olympic wrestler and Commonwealth champion joins the Boys for a podcast – now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn! Hear some stories about the dirty smelly fuckers he’s had to wrestle, the likelihood of catching an elbow in the wiener while wrestling, and some of the crazy partying that goes on in the Olympic Village!

And Julian has news for him – if he ever wants to join the UFC, he’s got a big sexy manager who will get him a great offer!

Episode 58 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on Swearnet.com – Meet Tim, the Meth Head Viking

Fer absolute fuck’s sake, Pug might’ve bit off more than he can chew with his new hire.

In this episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we meet Tim, who is a goof of the highest degree. Fresh in from BC, he seems to prefer fucking around with his guitar and shoving dirty shit up his nose instead of doing the work he was hired to do.

Doodle and Pug are fucked for picking up the bins and they need at least one more dick to help them – NOT a meth head viking like Tim.

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New on sweartnet.com – The Green Bastard vs Korey Jarvis?

Canadian Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis is in the trailer, and he’s looking to suplex the rest of the Boys in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

On the 58th episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys welcome the samsquamptch-esque Jarvis as he shares stories about the greasy business that can go on in a wrestling match, the stinkiest fucker he’s ever wrestled, and whether or not he’d like to try UFC. But his biggest challenge might come in the form of the GREEN BASTARD — who would win that shit show?

Plus – Ricky hosts a game of HANDSOME, HOT, OR NOT!

This episode is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – The Coke… er… Cocktale Hour is Back!

The Cocktale Hour is back and Vivian and Svetlana are taking YOUR sex questions! And who better to answer, than a couple of Eastern-European ex-porn stars? They’ve seen and done and had-done-to-them everything under the sun!

Vivian also shares some stories about her affinity for wildlife, and Svetlana shares similar stories about her affinity for Vivian’s family.

This latest instalment of Cheap Smokes is brought to you by a couple of dirty Slippery Nipples and excessive amounts of cocaine!

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