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On today’s BAKED Trailer Park Boys Podcast: The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they’re fucked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky’s smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass?
Don’t forget, you can also listen to the podcast from Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!
Attention Greasy Money gamers, we have ANOTHER event for you this week! Bubbles is on a quest to find the nicest kitty in Sunnyvale Trailer Park… which pussy will win Best in Show? Tune in to our latest Event at 2PM PT, Thursday September 20!
Wanna be a Greasy Money gamer? Download the game for iOS and Android at bit.ly/PlayTPBGame
On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!
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And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!
Deck the halls with weed and liquor… we’re pleased as fuck to announce the dates for our 2018 Xmas tour! We’ll be flying the shit-sleigh to the following venues:
Nov 26 – Minneapolis, MN
Nov 27 – Green Bay, WI
Nov 28 – Cincinnati, OH
Nov 30 – Chicago, IL
Dec 1 – Detroit, MI
Dec 2 – Cleveland, OH
Dec 3 – Pittsburg, PA
Dec 5 – Rochester, NY
Dec 6 – Upper Darby, PA
Dec 7 – New York, NY
Dec 8 – Portland, ME
Dec 9 – Boston, MA
Pre-sale starts 10 am local time on Tuesday, Sept 18 at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – regular tickets go on sale Friday, Sept 21!
It’s a gourmet edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast this week! The Boys discuss dog treats, Kraft Dinner cheese, bacon sex and pig penises. Also: when Julian was as cool as The Fonz, and an update on Ricky’s last date!
Watch the latest episode HERE, or listen to the podcast on Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!
The Boys are excited as fuck about the tour starting this Sunday, and spill the beans about an Xmas tour! They also chat about the TPB cruise, Amy Anonymous, and the return of a crazy SwearNet show this week! PLUS: Are the Boys gonna get naked for their new show?! Find out here!
Attention Greasy Money gamers: Unleash the fury with Tom Green on Thursday, September 13! Tom’s rolling into Sunnyvale and ready to rap J-Roc in this brand new, completely rewritten, Rap Battle Event. Which shizhawk will prevail in this lyrical showdown? Boot up your brainphones to find out!
Click here to download Greasy Money for your Android or iOS clickerty-clacker!
Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before the next date with his new girlfriend? Would Julian bang Tudor queen Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its fucking name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles’ band play at their next gig? Find out in today’s greasy Trailer Park Boys Podca$h!
Bubbles is high as fack on this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcock – he can’t tell the difference between a duck and a helicopter! The Boys discuss camping with Bill Clinton, smoking babies, and how many ladies Richard Gere has banged.
Also: the problem with Paris pissoirs, and sex in public!
