Holy fuck, it’s colder than a snowman’s cock out there! On today’s Park After Dark, the Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it’s like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who’s got balls as big as golf balls?!
New at SwearNet.com – Light a Candle for Neil Peart
On today’s Park After Dark: Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest fuckin’ drummer in the world – but don’t be sad, Bubbles’ got yer belly! Also: Fucked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky’s butter pudding blueberry yogurt!
Watch now or SwearNet.com, or listen to the podcast version on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps from Monday!
Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic – New Dates Announced!
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!
New at SwearNet.com – 2020, the Year of the Hindsight
Holy flyin’ fuck it’s the 10th day of 2020 already – where the fuck did that go?!! The Boys have finally recovered from their holiday partying, and are good to go… except for one! Will his new one-a-week fruit diet get him healthy?
They also discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and some DECENT news from deep space. Also: on (or off) the fuckin’ menu – camel burgers and butter yogurt! Watch the latest Park After Dark right ta fuck now!
New at SwearNet.com – On the Ninth Day of Fuckedmas
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It’s finally 2020, just like Bubbles’ perfect vision! On the first Park After Dark of the whole fuckin’ DECADE, the Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To – let the fucking arguments commence!
New at SwearNet.com – Fill Ya Mouth!
Stuffed your face with chocolate and candy this Christmas? Well, here comes another sugar rush – there’s a corni-fucking-copia of sweet treats for the Boys on this bumper edition of Mailbag! Which candy gets the thumbs-up, and which might contain Icelandic horse?!
Also: Vinyl treasures, Yo Mama, and a dancing cock!
Sale now on at the TPB Merch Store!
Was Santa a DICK this Christmas and totally fucked up your wishlist? Head over to trailerparkboysmerch.com for our annual Boxing Day/Week/Whateverthefuckitis Sale and get yourself something dope!
Sale ends January 2!
New at SwearNet.com – Best Fuckin’ Christmas Ever
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUCKERS!! On the special, festively fucked episode of Park After Dark, there’s double dip chicken fingers for dinner, a shit-ton of weed, awesome presents under the tree, and a stolen inflatable Santa. Time for a DECENT nine-day Christmas party in Sunnyvale! There’s even a visit from a fucked little elf!
Watch it right the fuck now at SwearNet, or listen to the audio version on your favourite podcast app later today!
Merry Christmas, fuckers!
Merry Christmas from Sunnyvale Trailer Park and the SwearNet.com team! Now go and get drunk and stoned with your friends and family!! 🥃🌟
New at SwearNet.com – Chicken Fingers and Two Giant Weiners
In the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s planning to get fucked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas! But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly… what in the FUCK?!? Also: Bubbles is the handsome judge in a new game called If You Had To!