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FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

Want to hang out in the park for a month before you decide to hand over your lot fees?

We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September! We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys! You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more. And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

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New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday Scott Baio!

Julian admits to dressing like Scott Baio in his childhood on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on SwearNet.com!

After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies. But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day. Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.

Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.

PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky vs Harvey

The Boys start the podcash by opening cans of TPB Freedom 35 lager

The Boys are worked up about all of the recent hurricane activity on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky seems to think that hurricanes are living entities that have personalities, and he’d love to take his frustrations out on anyone named Harvey or Irma. Bubbles talks about his plan to protect his shed in case Sunnyvale floods from storm surges, and the Boys try to concoct a way to keep electricity flowing in the park in the event of a natural disaster.

Bubbles takes a few swipes at Tom Cruise and John Travoltage (as Ricky calls him), and the Boys wonder what in the fuck is up with the jelly blobs that were spotted off the coast of Norway.

PLUS: Someone please get Bubbles some sleep, he’s fucked!

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New on swearnet.com – Hurricane Ricky

The Boys are feeling for everyone who was affected by the big cocksucking hurricanes on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma. He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse. He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.

The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago. Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.

PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep. He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!

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New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

It’s September and school is back in session! Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks. But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

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Christmas Tour 2017 – Dates and Presale Info!

It’s the most fucky time of the year! Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, and fucking Randy are announcing their Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself tour for 2017! Santa’s sleigh will be jam packed with liquor and dope and will take off from Sunnyvale in late November en route for Western Canada. It’s been too long since you glorious fuckers in Alberta… Read more →

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Fuck a Horse, Save the World

The Boys are preparing for winter (mainly thinking about doing back to jail for a few months) on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Bubbles poses a pretty fucked ethical question about banging horses (or getting banged by horses) in order to save the world – would you do it?

The Boys also reminisce about a truly DECENT tour through the US, and share some stories about some of the shit they got up to in each of the cities!

PLUS: What is “National Julian Day” and what does it involve?

The podcash is sponsored by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Bang the Horse, Save the World

The Boys take some time to reflect on their DECENT tour on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. They share some fucked up stories about bats and restaurants selling dongs, but the gist of their trip boils down to one thing: plenty of fuckin’ boozing.

Bubbles gets pretty fuckin’ fed up with all the chewing on the podcash, and Ricky and Julian ponder their options for the coming winter (with jail being a HUGE possibility).

They also look back on this day in history and discovery that Oprah Winfrey debuted on this day – leading to Ricky and Julian pointing out Bubbles’ love for the big O.

This episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for September 6, 2017

After an extremely fucking busy summer, the Boys are back with a State of the Union!

The Boys chat about:

Editing Season 12
Robb’s nutsack
The US tour and the grand finale at Red Rocks
Randy’s balls
Future plans for SwearNet content

They’re also welcoming all of you glorious new fuckers who are cashing in on our promotion this month and are watching SwearNet for free!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – A No-Suck Guarantee

Setember is here – it is now the 9th month of the year 20…16/17/18, whatever the fuck it is, and the Boys are establishing a “no-suck guarantee” for this episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys snack on popcorn that may or not be flavoured like Julian’s nut sack, Ricky laments the extinction of the massive Passenger Pigeon, and Bubbles looks up the cost of the most expensive bang doll on eBay.

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Julian interested in burying Bubbles and Ricky alive?!

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New on swearnet.com – A No-Suck Guarantee

The Boys want to make sure they take this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast to the next level, so Bubbles is cranking into the Freedom 35 Lager.

After what Ricky thought were a few week episodes of the podcash, Ricky wants to instil a no-suck guarantee, but none of the Boys have any fucking clue how about how they will pull that off. Bubbles comes up with a new segment in which the Boys shop for fucked things on eBay, with fucky results.

PLUS: Ricky and Bubbles talk about the flavour of Julian’s nutsack. Sweet, salty, cheesy?!

The podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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