On today’s Park After Dark, Julian’s calling the shots in Ricky’s kitchen – and dirty ol’ Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
New at SwearNet.com – Bubbles’ Slow Fried Bologny Sammiches
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys for today’s Park After Dark as they figure out how to hear the wind, what’s at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
Bubbles’ fundraiser: Please help our Trailer Park friend Tom!
Wanna do something AWESOME? Bubbles just launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for one of our Trailer Park and SwearNet friends, Tom Termeer, who’s in desperate need of medical help for a terrible disease known as Cluster Headaches, dubbed the most painful disease in the world – with your help it can fuck right off!! Please help Bubbles and Tom by donating whatever you can – every cent helps!
And if that wasn’t enough, the King of the Kitties has rigged up his clickerty-clacker to film a personal message for you – click here to order your own Bubbles video message! Check out some of the messages Bubbles has filmed for fans and get yours before it’s too late! All scrilla raised from the videos will go directly to the fund, and beat this cocksucker of a disease. DEEEECENT!!!!
New at SwearNet.com: Mailbag Episode Seven Million, Four Hundred and Twelve
On today’s stuffed SwearNet Mailbag: A fucked idea for a SwearNet show, candy smokes (let’s go), bone suckin’ mustard and a Beatles bonanza! And are two superfans trying to kill the Boys with fucking fruit pies?!?
New at SwearNet.com – Givin’r With FUBAR
The Boys have a special fucking guest on Park After Dark today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He’s also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies – who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
New at SwearNet.com – Three-Soft-Cock Dornitos
Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!
It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!
Happy 4/20, SwearFuckers!!
BONGGGGG!!!! It’s 4/20 fuckers, and to celebrate we’re making the classic ‘Bongs’ episode of Gettin’ Learnt With Ricky FREE to watch all weekend! Light a phatty and get some learnting done with your favourite ganja guru, the wizard of weed, the master of… oh for fuck’s sake, just go and enjoy the best day of the year with Ricky!!
New at SwearNet.com: Heaty Mac ‘n’ Cheese With Deep-Fried Chicken Parts
On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s got a new gift – an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin’ roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged!
Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to… Canada!
New at SwearNet.com – Fight For Your Right!
Get ready for 4/20 with a new episode of Cannabis with Amy Anonymous! Amy chills out with the White Castle hybrid, chats to Dr. Dina about the work of freedomgrow.org and their mission to ‘bring light to a dark cell’, and Dr. Ira breaks down the science of cannabis! Also: Amy’s medicated milkshakes will bring every mafacka to the yard!
New at SwearNet.com – Piss Jug Punk
In this week’s fragrant Mailbag: A song for Ray, hot slutty Golden Girls, fart control solutions, and a fucking wild new look for Robb! Plus: Mike sharpens his pencil in a cat’s butt! Watch now at SwearNet.com!