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New at swearnet.com – Good Times, Boys!

 

On today’s BAKED Trailer Park Boys Podcast: The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they’re fucked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky’s smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass?

Don’t forget, you can also listen to the podcast from Monday on iTunes, Spotify and all decent podcast apps!

 

New at swearnet.com – Pat Roach: Mailbag Food Review

On today’s special edition of Mailbag: Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat’s taste test, and which taste like shit? Click here to watch!

Got something for the Boys (and Pat) to wrap their greasy chops around? Send it to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!

Trailer Park Boys Xmas 2018 Tour!

Deck the halls with weed and liquor… we’re pleased as fuck to announce the dates for our 2018 Xmas tour! We’ll be flying the shit-sleigh to the following venues:

Nov 26 – Minneapolis, MN
Nov 27 – Green Bay, WI
Nov 28 – Cincinnati, OH
Nov 30 – Chicago, IL
Dec 1 – Detroit, MI
Dec 2 – Cleveland, OH
Dec 3 – Pittsburg, PA
Dec 5 – Rochester, NY
Dec 6 – Upper Darby, PA
Dec 7 – New York, NY
Dec 8 – Portland, ME
Dec 9 – Boston, MA

Pre-sale starts 10 am local time on Tuesday, Sept 18 at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – regular tickets go on sale Friday, Sept 21!

Greasy Money: Countdown to the Tom Green Event!

Attention Greasy Money gamers: Unleash the fury with Tom Green on Thursday, September 13! Tom’s rolling into Sunnyvale and ready to rap J-Roc in this brand new, completely rewritten, Rap Battle Event. Which shizhawk will prevail in this lyrical showdown? Boot up your brainphones to find out!

Click here to download Greasy Money for your Android or iOS clickerty-clacker!