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New on swearnet.com – Jordan John is a Tall Drink of Juice!

The boys chat with musician Jordan John

Jordan John is a DECENT musician who has somehow gone from sharing a stage with PRINCE to sharing a table with these three fuckers.  On the newest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Jordon John brings his guitar to Sunnyvale!

Hear about Jordon’s musical upbringing, and learn about the time he (literally) bumped into Ray Charles.  Plus – the Boys bust out the buzzers for another round of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

Episode 56 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com: Jean Marie Is an ASSet!

Jean Marie splash

We’ve all been there – you feel like you’ve been doing the same job forever, with no raise, and no appreciation.  That’s how Jean Marie feels in her dead-end job at SwearNet studios, and she wants a promotion, damn it!

If Preston and company can’t see that she is an ASSet, then she’s going to show them that she’s an asset, YOU BET!  In the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Jean Marie goes above and beyond to prove that she’s the best at… mopping walls?

If you’re like most of us at SwearNet and you are unsure about what the fuck Jean Marie actually does, you can check out an earlier video which chronicles a day in her life.  You still won’t have a fucking clue about her job, or if she even actually has one, but it’ll be fun to watch.

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Art!

Ricky is doing some extreme painting!

Ricky is back in his workshop and it’s time for you to get learnt on art!

On the latest episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, Ricky passes on some learntings that he was learnt on while taking anger management classes in jail: how to make your own fucking art.

Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself gets us learnt on four types of art: still alive, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (extreme fucking painting).

If you try this at home, make sure you have a first aid kit nearby because as Ricky demonstrates, art can be fucking dangerous!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Cory Joins the Podcast

Cory is playing Family Feud with the Boys

Maybe it’s not fair to include Cory in an intellectual competition, but that is just what the Boys did on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  

Get your free download from iTunes or Libsyn, and listen to Cory take on the Boys in a new edition of Sunnyvale Family Feud!  The Boys also discuss the Olympics, the Clintons, and the DECENT beard competition between Bubbles and Cory.

Episode 55 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com: The SwearnNet Tandem Jump

Crazy tandem jump into a bouncy castle!

Ohhh dick, Pug and the boys are back and they’ve cooked up a jump that will knock the cigrits out of anybody!

Why not double the danger by putting two dickheads on the same bike?  Add in a bouncy castle, and you have yourself one fucked up tandem jump.  Friggin’ rights boys!

Plus: we get a cameo from the goddamn cops!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

Lahey is sampling the world's liquors

Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

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New on swearnet.com – Oh Fuck It’s Cory

Cory is joining the Boys

Sometimes the Boys invite Hollywood directors, famous comedians, or DECENT musicians to join the podcast.

This week, it’s… it’s fucking Cory.

Taking a break from his beard-growing competition with Bubbles, Cory sits down to chat about the Olympics, the dangers of dating a weight lifter, and dude calendars.

The Boys take another crack at Sunnyvale Family Feud, and we get a full-on fucking battle of the brains between Ricky, Cory, and Julian.

Plus they delve into politics, in a very greasy way… if you had to bang Hillary or Bill Clinton, who would you choose, and why?

This week’s podcast is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – One Night Stand

Kaitlin had a 1 night stand

What’s worse about the morning after a one night stand: the hangover, or trying to avoid the random greasy bastard that you banged?

Against some noisy odds, Kaitlin tries her best to vanish without waking anybody up.  Will she succeed?  Will she have to face her fears?  Will she grab a few snacks on the way out?  Watch the latest episode of Cheap Smokes to find out!

Of course, this isn’t the first time one of the girls had a rough morning-after – who could forget Laura dealing with the dreaded skid marks?!

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The Greasiest Photo of Them All

The winner of the Greasy outdoors contest!

It’s been a greasy month but it’s over – after three weeks of photo submissions and one week of voting, The Greasy Outdoors contest has a winner!

The winning photo was sent by Tina T (pictured above, Dumpster Tanner) and her greasy “Usual Suspects“: John “Johnny Bags” (Dumpster Diver); Chase (Dumpster King); Wade (Dumpster Feaster), and photographer Jeff.

For Tina, using a dumpster wasn’t just a greasy idea for a photo contest, it was a throw back to a few fucked up memories from her childhood.

“My mom was the Dumpster Queen,” recalls Tina.  “She’s Mexican-Irish, so she thinks finding a good dumpster haul is thrifty and smart, not trash diving. If my mom gives you something and doesn’t tell you where she got it… it was from the dumpster. She’ll say that she ‘found it’, but we all know.”

Tina’s mom provided some fucking fantastic inspiration because the dumpster photo crushed the competition — nearly 400 other photos were vying to be the greasiest of them all.  But it didn’t come without challenges.

“I scouted all of Burbank, CA to find an open dumpster where no one would bug us,” says Tina.  “Did you know most people lock their fucking trash AND they have mall dicks guarding it?  Luckily, I found a sweet spot and the security guard came over just as we were cleaning up. We got the fuck out of there before he got to us!”

Tina is taking home a DECENT prize pack of SwearNet swag, and she already has plans to celebrate.

“You know I’m gonna have a SwearNet/TPB party for my Usual Suspects,” says Tina.  “I’ll cook for them in my Dirty Burger apron (and nothing else), change into my Green Bastard shirt for the party and wear the fuck out of the SwearNet hat–and I don’t usually wear hats over this big curly hair, but that fucker is awesome!”

She’ll also get a free one-year subscription to SwearNet, and she’s pretty fuckin’ excited about that, too.

“I love so many SwearNet shows! Not kissing ass here, how would that help me now? The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is the best around. Period. And I’m a podcast whore, so I know. Also, I’m cuckoo-bananas for The Jim Lahey Show with Randy, Gettin’ Learnt and Guitar Lessons with Bubbles. The OWC guys are a fucking delight, as well.”

Congrats to Tina, you fucking earned it!  And many thanks to the many fuckers who sent in their fucking photos.  Fuckin’ DECENT!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: The Cock of Steel

Bubbles asks Ricky a question

Bubbles was unsatisfied with last week’s Sunnyvale Family Feud so they’re back at it again – on this week’s podcast, Ricky and Julian square off to see who will stand tall as “smartest fucker”!  Plus – the Boys discuss Superman and his cock of steel!

The audio version is now available as a free download from iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 54 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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