Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it. Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef. The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.
PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!
Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content. Last week we watched him eat his lunch. Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.
On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together. Though they may also be planning to fuck with him. Only time will fuckin’ tell!
It’s not the first episode of 2018, but this is the first time this year that all three of the Boys are conscious for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles chat about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already fucked his over), Julian brings up the latest fads in anal and genital bleaching, and Bubbles introduces a new segment he calls “Guess That Sound”!
But that’s not the only new segment that Bubbles has cooked up for 2018 – he also wants to do a segment where podcash fans send in videos of their cats and he will choose the Kitty of the Week!
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!
They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass. Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.
Well, New Year’s Eve partying completely fucked the Boys and completely fucked the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky and Julian are passed out, Bubbles is trying to figure out what in the fuck to do with his life, and Randy is very happy with himself after hooking like a mother fucker over New Year’s and making a killing.
Be sure to stick around for the big moment when Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!