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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – What the Fuck Happened Last Week?!

Bubbles tries to convince Ricky that the robot horse is not real

Just what in the fuck happened in the black-out liquor week that started on St. Patrick’s Day?  That’s what the Boys are trying to figure out on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

By the time the camera dicks showed up to film the St. Patrick’s Day podcast, the Boys where nowhere to be seen, and the podcast set was absolutely fucked.  Bubbles eventually found himself in the fuckin’ Bahamas, somehow.

So here they are, back on the podcash, trying to piece together what the fuck happened last week.

They also cover a wide range other topics, from money-making schemes, to March 24th borntdays, to the yoghurt/cheese/butter-making process.

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Ricky so convinced that the robot horse is real?!

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Wants to Go Back to Jail

Kitty Ricky instructs Kitty Cory and TrevorOn the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, Ricky’s goal is pretty simple: he wants to go the fuck back to jail.

Whether it’s stealing gas from kitty Jacob, firing off his handgun in a coffee shop parking lot, or stealing an ATM with two fucking stupid Cory and Trevor kitties, Ricky is doing whatever it takes to go the fuck back to jail.  (Un)lucky for him, kitty Julian is right on his heels.

This animated feline take on a DECENT episode from Trailer Park Boys Season 8 comes to you from the fucked mind of Scott Wagner!

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New on swearnet.com – What the Fuck Happened Last Week?!

Ricky thinks the animatronic horse is at least a little bit alive

Well, St. Patrick fucked the Boys hard, and on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys try to piece together what the fuck happened last week.

In an attempt to get last week’s podcash out of the way early, the Boys tried filming it early in the morning before the camera dicks arrived at SwearNet studio.  Unfortunately, Ricky’s special “St. Patrick’s Day” dope sent the Boys down a rabbit hole that ended up fucking over the weekly podcash streak, and somehow resulted in Ricky and Bubbles in the fuckin’ Bahamas.  Julian was spotted going to the gym with some strong young men, but he denies that accusation.

Beyond trying to figure out what the fuck happened last week, the Boys also chat about March 24th borntdays, money making schemes, and Ricky explains his theory about the creation of yoghurt, cheese, and butter.

PLUS: Are meteorites harder than diamonds?

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

Lahey is no longer banned from the bowling alley

Not all stories can be told from an arm chair.  On today’s episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Lahey takes us out of his liquor parlour and into the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley!

Twenty years ago, in 1997, Lahey was at the top of his bowling game.  Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.

Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.

Will he win back his championship?

Will he get drunk as fuck?

Will he wear regulation pants?

Will he wear pants at all?

One thing’s for sure.  He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for March 21st!

The Boys are tired on the couch

Vacations are supposed to be restful, right?  Well no matter how you relax, coming back to work always kicks the shit out of you.  The Boys are back from vacation after filming Out of the Park: USA, and they’re serving up another SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION!

Robb is recovering from a very happy birthday yesterday, and Mike is doing his best “creepy Scottish puppet” routine to keep the mood (fucked) up.  The Boys serve up some updates on Out of the Park: USA, the mobile game, the Freedom 35 beer launch in Toronto, and last week’s podcast fuck-around, among other fuckin’ news.

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St. Green Bastard’s Day Contest!

Bubbles dressed in his Green Bastard costume

Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt.  Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Click here to enter the contest!

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New on swearnet.com – Dream a Little Liquor Dream of Me

Lahey answers a call during a late-night Liquor Stories taping

The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.

After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.

No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Alex Fuckin’ Lifeson!

Bubbles offers Alex Lifeson a spot in his band

Alex Lifeson is in the house!  Er, the guitar factory!  The legendary Rush guitarist joins the Boys at the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Alex chats with the Boys about his completely fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the craziest stunts he pulled on the road, and who he thinks is the sexiest member of Rush.  We also get a look at his signature Gibson guitar, which is DECENT to say the least!

Now that Rush has stopped doing the massive live tours, Bubbles wonders if Alex would be up for becoming a Shitrocker.  Lucky for him, Alex is still working on new material, and he debuts it, right here on the fuckin’ podcash!

PLUS: Are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Alex eating jerky… or… did Ricky just slip them a bunch of mushrooms and assorted Memphis drugs?!

Podcast 84 is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And remember, the only place to see the video version of this cocksucker is SwearNet.com!

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Trailer Park Boys Mobile Game Available on FOUR FUCKIN’ TWENTY!

The Boys' DECENT mobile game is available on 4.20!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

A greasy, story-driven mobile game based on the hit TV show, Trailer Park Boys!

 

Vancouver, Canada – Mar. 13th, 2017 – It’s official! The long awaited Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money is scheduled to be released worldwide on April 20th, 2017. The free to play mobile game, developed by East Side Games, will be available on iOS and Android.

 

The game features iconic characters Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, as well as fan favourite characters such as Randy, Mr. Lahey and JRoc.

Play as the boys and run Sunnyvale trailer park where each level is a whole new season complete with quirky storylines. Too lazy to work? That’s ok, you can upgrade businesses and hire Cory to run them while you’re gone. Running low on stock? No worries! Use crowbars to bust open car trunks and find more characters, liquor, hashcoins, and cash.

 

Throw down with the resident Trailer Park supervisors, Randy and Mr. Lahey as you enter fast-tapping middle-finger Boss Fights at the end of each season. Get thrown in jail because jail is awesome and getting busted is part of the job. When you get out, rebuild your trailer park stronger than before.

 

As the only mobile game to feature the Trailer Park Boys, it’s an exciting first for both the boys and East Side Games.

 

“As lifelong fans of the boys, we worked closely with them to make this a truly greasy Trailer Park Boys experience!”

 

What else can we say? It’s going to be DEECENT!

 

ABOUT TPB PRODUCTIONS LIMITED

TPB Productions is a Nova Scotia based company indirectly controlled by actors, Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay, and Robb Wells. The company owns and manages all intellectual property rights associated with Trailer Park Boys, including Canadian and International trademarks, copyrights and music publishing assets.

For more information on the Trailer Park Boys please visit www.trailerparkboys.com and www.swearnet.com

ABOUT EAST SIDE GAMES

East Side Games is a proudly independent and profitable game studio with a collaborative, creative, and fun culture. Our games fund all our new projects, and everyone who works here has a direct impact on the day-to-day business.

 

The studio has over 25 million downloads and well over a million unique players every month. East Side Games has released several hit mobile games including Pot Farm: Grass Roots, Munchie Farm, Idle Paws and coming soon Dragon Up: Match 2 Hatch.

 

For more information about East Side Games, please visit www.eastsidegames.com

 

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New on swearnet.com – Blah, Blah, Blah, It’s Alex Lifeson!

The Boys chat with Alex Lifeson in front of a wall of guitars

What do you get when you combine Memphis, Gibson Guitars, and Alex Lifeson?  The greatest fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, that’s what!

On this week’s podcash, legendary Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson sits down with the Boys in the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee!  Ricky and Alex seem to have made up since the unfortunate incident that took place when Ricky borrowed/abducted Alex back when Rush was playing a gig in Halifax.

The Boys chat with Alex about his signature Gibson Les Paul guitar, and ask him what life is like now that Rush has stopped touring (including an open invitation to serve as the lead guitarist for Bubbles and the Shitrockers).  They also discuss Alex’s totally fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, funny stories from the road, and Alex’s many multi-lingual guitars.  We even get a taste of some new material he’s working on, though it’s most likely just the fucked up ramblings of a man totally fucked on secret mushrooms from Ricky.

PLUS: Find out Alex’s preferred method of cooking goat.

Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 84 is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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