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Ding-dong merrily on HIGH – Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy are coming to Ontario with their ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ tour very fuckin’ soon! Tickets are selling fast, so grab yours now at rickyjulianbubbles.com
Who the fuck’s lucky enough to be going this year??!
The price is fucking right on the latest Park After Dark as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles’ trivia challenge! Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn’t go on an acid trip at Disneyland. Also: Ricky gets an anatomy lesson!
It’s time for another weekly shot of Park After Dark, fuckers!! On today’s show, a googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks – and guess who fucking stole most of his swag!
They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!
Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!
On today’s totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode of Park After Dark: Ricky tests the Motel’s favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram.
Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn’t on Bubbles’ Christmas card list this year!
Wanna see a LEGEND in the flesh? Greasy fucking sweaty flesh, that is?! Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic is on its way to ya next week, America – get your tickets now at leopresents.com before they all frig off! 🍔🇺🇸🍔
The shit-bells will be ringing across Ontario this Xmas as the Trailer Park Boys take their A Sunnyvale Christmas tour on the road! A SECOND date has been added in Toronto on 29 November – pre-sale is on NOW!
Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall (pre-sale)
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square
The Boys are frisky as fuck on the latest Park After Dark! They chat about 19″ weiners, Ricky’s sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they’ve banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
On today’s BAKED Park After Dark: Bubbles’ singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole!!
