Fucked up your holiday shopping and scrambling for last-minute gifts? Why not give a FUCK this Christmas and buy your loved ones SwearNet: The Movie! The DVD is in stores now, or you can download from iTunes at itunes.apple.com/us/movie/swearnet-the-movie/id940193946
Light up some space weed and refuckulate your carbinator, Playing Space with Chris Hadfield has finally landed at swearnet.com!
In Part 1 Chris tells us what it’s like to blast off, and what happens when you get something in your eye in space. In Part 2 Chris teaches Bubbles some new space words, describes how to fly the fuck out of a fighter jet, and co-pilots Bubbles’ spacecraft landing. DEEEECENT!!!
Ding dingy ding ding! Well, James Lahey stayed sober enough to complete the first full webisode of Liquor Stories… but really, what’s “sober” to Drunky the Clown!? Watch Jim stumble through Bell’s Blended Scotch Whisky.
Did you know you can watch the Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special and TPB Live at the North Pole on Netflix? Nothing says ‘Christmas’ like gathering the family around the TV to watch a greasy male prostitute elf hook for cheeseburgers…
In today’s sermon, swearnet.com televangelist Ricky Brown shows y’all how to get soulful for the LORD… providing Edith doesn’t fuck it up. PRAISE BE to Him/Her/Whatever the fuck it is nowadays.
Waited until the last weekend to buy gifts? Fuck!! Go to http://trailerparkboysgames.com now and use the code ‘SS14’ to save 20% – and get some free playing cards with your order too!
No promises the Big Guy will deliver in time for Xmas but that’s what you get for shopping at the last minute, nomesayin’?
In today’s Trailer Park Boys 8.5 Bubbles finds himself with a major fucking problem! If he doesn’t help Lahey defend himself against Ricky, the Sunnyvale shit walkers are coming for him…
Ricky also shows us around his jail cell, and discusses his fascination with dinosaurs!
We humbly put forth SWEARNET: THE MOVIE to replace Sony’s The Interview for their Christmas slot. Trailer Park Boys for peace!!!