Cock News – a dancing dick and a singing pussy!

What the fuck do you think of this? “Snoppen och snippan” is a video from a Swedish kids’ TV show that’s causing a bit of a shitstorm around the world. But what could be better than dancing dicks and singing pussies to teach kids about gender?!

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  13 comments for “Cock News – a dancing dick and a singing pussy!

  1. kitty
    January 12, 2015 at 10:04 am

    LOL!!!

  2. FenayBeck
    January 12, 2015 at 10:36 am

    What the actual fuck did I just watch lol!

    • January 12, 2015 at 1:29 pm

      One fucking thing after another,,lol

  3. January 12, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Funny fuckin shit,,better than the old hotdog jumpin into the bun at old drive-in movies…this is the fuckin shit you need to stick in here an there during slow times…lol

  4. Keshia Latreice Nowden
    January 12, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    Where were THESE on Saturday Mornings when I was growing up?

  5. stomachworm
    January 12, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    any fucker out there know the translation?

  6. January 12, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    apparently the show that this sweedish music video comes from is an educational show that is meant to teach swedish kids about the body. this was apparently a part of their season premiere. see website that was included. I think this is a good way to teach because children are going to do what we discourage and hide it to the best of their ability. but if we encourage it then we can better keep track of what is going on and teach them of the dangers.

    Snippan and Snoppan are apparently the slang the swedish use when talking about the penis and vagina.

    Lyrics according to Google Translate

    Popi-dip-pop snippedi penis!
    Here comes his dick in full gallop.
    He who has no pants
    dangling dick and ass bar.
    Snippe-dip-dip-snippedi-do!
    Snippan is impetuous, yes it can you believe.
    Even on an old lady
    snippan sitting there so elegant.

    So different with almost the same thing
    Pee pee through the penis or snippan if you’re a girl.

    Willie and snippan what a lovely bunch
    Snippan and Willie sing our chorus
    Willie and snippan available on our body
    Snippe-dip dip snippedi-prick!

    Popi-dip-op snippedi-prick
    Hang and throw in a little body
    Snippe-dip-dip-snippedi-do
    Snippan is cool, Baby I Love You.

  7. garden ho
    January 12, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    Watched this about an hour ago and now I can’t get that silly jingle out of my head…
    Thanks for the brain stain ~ FUCK!

  8. Sauen
    January 13, 2015 at 12:40 am

    Lol, I am from Norway and I kind of understand Swedish, this is hilarious!
    Google Translate got it about right, but this is how I would have translated it:

    Popi-dopp-pop snippedi snopp!
    Here snoppen (the penis) comes running
    The one who doesn’t wear any pants
    Dangling with his cock and his bare ass
    Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-do!
    Snippan (the vagina) is vigorous, that you should believe
    Even on an old aunt
    Snippan sits there so nicely

    So different, but still almost the same thing
    Pee through snoppen, or snippan if you are a girl

    Snoppen and snippan, what a nice couple
    Snippan and snoppen sing our chorus
    Snoppen and snippan are on our bodies
    Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-snopp!

    Popi-dopp-op-snippedi-snopp
    Dangling from a small body
    Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-do
    Snippan is vigorous, Baby I Love You.

  9. noll4två
    January 13, 2015 at 2:23 am

    Fuck, this makes me proud to be swedish 🙂

  10. Savannah
    January 13, 2015 at 6:21 am

    wow.. lmao.. coming from the country that just impregnated 9 trannys tho, im curious how they could ignore the preggo girl with a penis? its happening..

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