Sacré-fuckin-bleu! In this week’s Offworld Cookery, Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon – in the fucking rain!
Beg my pard, it’s time for another fucked episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug! This week, Pug puts Dirty Old Patrick through his punishing four-minute intensive training course. Is Patrick man enough, or is he about to get his dink dicker’d?
It’s time for another episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show with Leigh! Today, you can watch a Master at work as he goes trippin’ and creates some acid art for his upcoming Indiegogo campaign.
We’ll be bringing more news about Leigh’s documentary campaign soon, and his spiritual quest to the Peruvian Jungle…
Wanna see a lil’ Jim Lahey show? Today’s Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn’t long before Jim falls under its influence…
Do you have any of your own fucked Liquor Stories about vodka?
Attention Norwegian Trailer Park Boys fans – due to popular demand, we’re moving Ricky, Julian and Bubbles’ live show in Oslo to a bigger venue! Additional tickets go on sale Thursday, May 7 at 9 a.m. at www.rickyjulianbubbles.com.
If you have already purchased tickets, don’t worry – your tickets are still valid for the new venue, and your seat numbers remain the same.
See you on September 29 at the Oslo Spektrum, it’s gonna be a fucking crazy evening!
Today at SwearNet, we ask: what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
Here are the lucky SwearNet subscribers who have just won a Sebadoh limited edition “Limelight” record!
Clint Burke, AB
Joseph Carne, KY
Darren Dalman, ND
Jonn Filipe, ON
Barry Gardner, AL
Laura Morris, FL
Dustin Smith, NE
Shane Steinke, MB
Ian Taylor, United Kingdom
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Congrats fuckers, we’ll be in touch soon! Missed out on the draw? Never mind, there’s a few copies left to buy at Sebadoh’s website!
— Bubbles (@MSmithBubbles) April 24, 2015
In case you were wondering what that little wooden-cocked prick Conky was up to these days…. Do you want to see Conky return to Sunnyvale trailer park, or should Ricky throw him back in the stinky fucking swamp for good?