27 comments for “Ricky caption contest – win a month of SwearNet!

  1. John T.
    June 23, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Well, the bear pissed himself again, its your fucking turn to clean it up eletfant!

  2. Kenny PC
    June 23, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    From stamping out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    From stamping out flaming ducks.

  3. JennyB23
    June 24, 2015 at 2:35 am

    “Boys I am so fucking baked, the damn Flying thing and the Elephmcallit are talking over here. This is some awesome fucking hash boys!”

  4. June 24, 2015 at 3:25 pm

    How in the fuck is goin to help in my brain thinkins Bubbles…

  5. Kenny PC
    June 25, 2015 at 6:20 am

    Ready?

    Fight!!

  6. Kenny PC
    June 25, 2015 at 6:30 am

    See Ricky stoned playing with stuffed animals?

    This is what happens when Snoop Dogg smokes you under the table.

    • Kenny PC
      June 25, 2015 at 6:42 am

      …He’s been like this ever since Snoop Dogg smoked ’em under the table.

  7. Kenny PC
    June 25, 2015 at 6:36 am

    Why is this guy touching our butts?

    You don’t want to see what he did to the bear.

  8. Kenny PC
    June 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

    The CockFisherMan at play

    • Kenny PC
      June 26, 2015 at 10:26 am

      The CockFisherMan acts out his famtasies

      With his grampson’s stuffed aminals.

  9. June 26, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    OK you two make a Duckaphant or else

  10. Alex
    July 1, 2015 at 1:57 am

    “Round 2: Who can smoke more? Duck or Elefamp?”

  11. americancer
    July 4, 2015 at 7:19 am

    I will know that I have smoked enough dope as soon as these guys start talking back

  12. americancer
    July 4, 2015 at 7:54 am

    stoned is as stoned does

  13. americancer
    July 4, 2015 at 8:09 am

    the bear was no match for Ricky and his dope but the elephant and the duck are

  14. americancer
    July 4, 2015 at 8:18 am

    “‘ If I was a duck what would I say to an elephant?”‘

    • Kenny PC
      July 7, 2015 at 6:01 am

      q u a c k

      q u a c k

  15. americancer
    July 5, 2015 at 6:36 am

    if a bear growls and a duck quacks , what the fuck does an elephant do

    • Kenny PC
      July 7, 2015 at 5:54 am

      the elephant trumpets and growls. the growl is pretty badass sounding.

      • americancer
        July 7, 2015 at 4:23 pm

        trumpets – I like that

  16. americancer
    July 6, 2015 at 7:09 am

    here we have a rare moment between two heard members and the illusive R icky in his natural habitat – notice the huge marijuana spliff a certain ever present trait in wild R icky – trackers usually find his dens by the trail of empty liquor bottles spliff roaches and strong scent of peperoni – a beautiful shot indeed

  17. Adam
    July 9, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Hash dollar fistya, duckhead

  18. cheaterdefeater
    July 18, 2015 at 9:07 am

    Allright you dirty cocksuckers, hairbear is missing and I know one of you fuckers knows something. Make my words, I’ll friggin find out!

  19. Al Dawson
    August 10, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    “The sooner we get this done the sooner one of you doesn’t feel bad in the morning.”

  20. Al Dawson
    August 10, 2015 at 9:15 pm

    After seven hours neither has blinked first.

  21. stomachworm
    February 11, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    if you two had a baby it would be an elefuck.

  22. Susan M
    February 13, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    “No one’s going anywhere. We’re fucking sitting here until you tell me which one of you fuckers drank the last of the beer!”

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