19 comments for “Got a fuckin’ problem? Tell Dear Julian!

  1. michelle
    January 5, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Dear Julian,

    With the new year here, can you share what are you most proud of that we could learn from?

    Thank you cutie,

    Michelle

  2. stomachworm
    January 5, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    Dear Julian, Reverend RICKY BROWN is all pissed off at me and wants to kick my ass for THE LORD, can I hire you as my bodyguard?

    Dear Julian, how can I pacify a crackheaded religious zealot who is out to get me?

  3. H_P
    January 5, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    Dear Julian:

    How do you plan on spending your retirement?

    With all of your free time, are you planning on taking up a new hobby like model ship building? Putting together puzzles? Painting landscapes?

  4. michelle
    January 5, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Dear Julian,

    What is the best way to woo a sexy man as yourself?
    How can a girl stand out from the rest in your eyes and heart?

    💗 Smooches, Michelle

    • Dana
      January 5, 2016 at 6:52 pm

      best question ever! <3

  5. Lisa Marie
    January 5, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Dear Julian

    You have inspired me to open up a bar of my own. Any advice on the do’s and don’ts? Also would I be able to name my bar Julian in your honor and would you like to come on board as a business partner? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much.

  6. January 5, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Dear Julian,How do you stop people from posting stupid fuckin questions when they live to far away to give them a fuckin slap…

    • Savannahpaige
      January 5, 2016 at 6:32 pm

      ahaha fuckin’ eh!

  7. Savannahpaige
    January 5, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Even tho i asked once, and now have a broken hand defending myself, how do i stop from having to kick some ones ass because the attractive girls prefer a tranny? Not my fault they cant get laid? But im tired of being messed up from beating on people..

  8. Dana
    January 5, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    Dear Julian, you seem to have such a great deal of respect and compassion for people in the park; even the ones who have fucked you over in the past, numerous times. I consider myself to be a very nice lady, but sometimes it’s hard. How the fuck do you do it?

    • stomachworm
      January 6, 2016 at 9:22 am

      Look in his right hand. Liquor, liquor, liquor.

  9. January 6, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    Dear Julian, How many liquor men do you go through in a month?

  10. NastyNate
    January 7, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    Dear Julian,
    Whats a SEXY meal I can make for my old lady to get her frisky?

  11. Susan M.
    January 10, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    My problem is I posted my ‘Dear Julian’ problem on the wrong part of your website because my stupid computer keyboard fucked things up and my question ended up on Fucked Fan Comments instead. How the fuck do I transfer my Dear Julian question over to this section? It was about weed, so it’s pretty fucking important. Thanks in advance~~!

  12. Buffasfuck
    January 20, 2016 at 12:35 am

    Dear Julian,

    Is your mom hot as fuck? if so, can I get her number?

  13. Buffasfuck
    January 20, 2016 at 12:37 am

    Dear Julian,

    Do you even work out?

  14. Chris Tyrrell
    January 20, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    Hi guys love the show, have watched it for years with the wife ever since I went to Canada training with the British army. Any chance of a signed autograph of you all?
    Thanks Chris

  15. Buffasfuck
    January 21, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Dear Julian,

    Do you still hold your glass in your hand while you’re jerkin’ it?

  16. Sean
    March 13, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Dear Julian:

    The mother of my child is a psycho cunt. We obviously aren’t right for each other anymore but she’s now running around accusing me of being a deadbeat, nonexistent parent…and accusing me of child abuse. My friends say I should put her in her place and make her feel like the dirty dirty cunt that she is, but I’m also trying to be the bigger man. what do you think? Should I take the high road? Or paint the town with her blood?

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