New at SwearNet: It’s time for your favourite getting-free-shit-in-the-mail-and-showing-it-to-everyone show, Mailbag!
This week, JP gets a pair greasy new underpants, Mike has some kitty balls for Bubbles’ shed, and there’s more candy than you can shake a sword at!
Got something for Robb, JP and Mike to open on Mailbag? Send it along to:
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
You gotta look after your birds! On this week’s Gettin’ Learnt, Ricky shows you how to make a stunning bird feeder using apples, power tools, and peanut butter.
You’re gonna need a lot of peanut butter.
This week on Dicker’d Up with Pug: Grab some broccoli, dog food and ass hair, and try the most fucked-up game you can play with a bong! You might also need grocery bag for the vomit…
The date you’ve all been waiting for… Season 10 of Trailer Park Boys hits Netflix on MONDAY, MARCH 28!
Along with your favourite Sunnyvale characters, the park will be welcoming some very special guest stars, including Doug Benson, Tom Arnold, and Snoop Dogg! What the fuck are they up to? Find out next month!
So tell your friends and get the liquor in, it’s gonna be DECENT!!
Pat hasn’t got time for any Extreme Fucking News shit today, but he’s gonna do it anyway!
This week’s fucked news includes cloning stupid fuckin’ dogs, the Miss Universe fuck-up, and why everyone needs to fart!
Now FUCK OFFFF!!!
This week on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky reveals why he’s got a six-foot-long snake in his pants, Julian attempts to phone some TPB fans, and Bubbles tries to get a date on Tinder!
Don’t forget the audio version hits iTunes and TPBpodcast.libsyn.com on Monday.
Start your day right with The Morning Show! Get the lowdown on movies we’ve never seen, a special news report from Pat Roach, and tons of crazy morning fun.
Brought to you by Mom Wine!
Thanks to everyone who has submitted designs for our Trailer Park Boys t-shirt contest so far. Don’t forget, the Boys themselves will be selecting the winner! Here’s how to enter:
1. Create an awesome t-shirt design inspired by Trailer Park Boys (make sure it’s your OWN design, for fack’s sake!)
2. Submit your design to firstname.lastname@example.org – no need to send the original file, just a good quality image so we can see the design clearly.
3. The Boys will select their fave design, and the winner will receive $250 CAD, a bunch of TPB goodies… AND bragging rights!
We’ll be accepting submissions until Friday, March 4!
Time for another explosive episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!
This week: Tired of being a deadbeat fuck-up of a dad? Join “Ricky the Siance Guy” for some awesome science experiments you can teach your kids and gramkids!
Should I sell Grandma’s engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more in the latest Dear Julian!
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!