7 comments for “New at swearnet.com: Dear Julian’s hangover helper

  1. michelle
    May 10, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Dear Julian,

    I love my rum and coke however I am wondering if coke or diet coke are more healthy. Coke has corn syrup and diet has aspartame or sucralose sweetener. Of course neither is healthy, but which would you think is better for keeping fit?

    Cheers,
    Michelle

    • Brian
      May 20, 2016 at 3:41 am

      Michelle,
      Try Pepsi made with real sugar or RC cola but I will say,,,, just start using Bacardi 151 and
      ice. Takes some getting used to but no sugar hang over in the AM and since Summer is rolling in you can sweat it out building up your tolerance AND IF YOU RUN LOW ON GAS you will have a couple of miles to pour into the tank. Seeing a pretty woman hitting it hard also gets most birds to stand and take notice!

  2. Brian
    May 20, 2016 at 3:33 am

    Dear Julian,
    So the ole lady hit menopause and tells me i have permission to go nail what I can find and all is good, my question is would it be wrong to ask her to hold the camera figuring we can make these memories together and in hopes she might get froggy and join in? And what if I find a keeper,,, ah, fuck all,,,, then what????
    Best regards there ah!
    Screwed in Cleveland!

  3. Johnny_Utah
    June 9, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Dear Julian,
    Does it ever get just too heavy shouldering everyone in the park’s problems? Like you, I too am a peacemaker, the booze definitely helps but sometimes don’t you just want to tell EVERYONE to Fuck Off??!

  4. June 9, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    View this Canadian Hillbilly comedian on YouTube! He made it and Martin Short loved him! Garryroycanadasgottalent!

    • June 10, 2016 at 12:05 am

      Sorry folks, I meant to type Garry Roy is a comedian from Winnipeg and cuts firewood for a living. He’s known in these parts as The Canadian Hillbilly, and is friggin’ hilarious! He was featured on Canada’s Got Talent and Martin Short loved his comedy, so much so…the judges all moved him to the next round!!! Garryroycanadasgottalent…Google his episode!

  5. June 10, 2016 at 12:11 am

    I don’t think anyone monitors or views these posts! Dead ended comes to mind! Great story for me as a journalist!

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