Monthly Archives: June 2016

New at swearnet.com: TPB Podcast Episode 47 – Naked on Mushrooms in a London Drunk Tank

The Boys are having a poolside podcast!

Hurry up and watch this podcash before the dick hotel manager kicks the Boys out!!

The Boys are back with a poolside podcast and they smoked some FUCKED dope before this one.  The Boys discuss the things that animals do that humans can’t, ideas for a new hairdo for Bubbles, and Ricky talks about the wonderful year that was 1948.

Plus – ever wonder what the arsehole kids called Bubbles on the playground?  Now’s your chance to fucking find out!

Check out the audio version of this podcast on Monday on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 47 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!

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New at swearnet.com: Ask Me Fucking Anything with Ricky – Toke 2!

Ricky lights a joint in the shitmobile

In Toke 2 of this For To Be Continued series, Ricky answers more of your fucking questions!

Ricky reminisces about his mom, discusses the best ways to woo a woman, and ponders the value of life goals.  Plus: what in the fuck is an existential life crisis?!

But Ricky’s not done yet – stay tuned for Toke 3!  In the mean time, if you have questions for the Shit Hawk of Sunnyvale, Jim Lahey is ready to answer!  Click here to ask away!

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Putting the GRAM in Instagram

Sunnyvale is crawling with camera dicks for the filming of Season 11, and one of those camera cocks hijacked the Trailer Park Boys Instagram account.

If you happen to be a Sam-Losco-caveman who doesn’t give a fuck about Instagram, here’s a peek at what you’ve been missing!

Day 3 in the park. Nice to fuckin’ see you too, Marguerite! #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 3 in the park. SHITMOBILE! Alive and well. #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 4 in the park. It’s Bubbs turn to cook supper. Grilled Chip Sandwiches and Onion Rings Scrum-dilly! #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 14 in the park. The ole Shitliner is coming to port, and I’ll be there to tie her up. #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 13 in the park. Mo’s favourite toy. #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 14 in the park. How my fuck don’t suck ya teeth at me! #TPB11 #trailerparkboys

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Day 17 in the park. The Ladies! #TPB11 #trailerparkboys @sarahdunsworth

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Keep an eye on SwearNet.com for behind-the-scenes footage, and try dusting the cave-dirt off your greasy gut and follow the Boys on Snapchat for some DECENT snaps, live from Sunnyvale!

TPBofficial on Snapchat!

Fuckin’ world pipe!

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New at swearnet.com: Ask Me Fucking Anything with Ricky – Toke 1!

Ricky in the Shitmobile

Hop in the Shitmobile, don’t buckle up because there are no fucking seatbelts, and take a tour around Sunnyvale with Ricky for today’s Ask Me Fucking Anything – Toke 1!

Ricky answers YOUR questions, including: Would it be better if he just moved out of Sunnyvale?  What would he like to teach Baby Mo, and is it ok to spoil his gramson?  And the question you’re all wondering – how in the FUCK would Ricky deal with a swarm of zombie cocksuckers?!

Stay tuned for Toke 2!

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New at swearnet.com: TPB Podcast Episode 46 – The Jackass Anatomy Hour

jackass supper

It’s like two shit clouds combining to create a perfect shit storm of cockery – WORLDS COLLIDE when the Jackass boys roll into Sunnyvale!  On this week’s TPB Podcash, Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Dave England take a break from their Canadian tour to talk about their fucked up lives.

Learn about the differences between being tough or not tough in jail, and find out which of their stunts were the craziest.  Plus – the Jackass crew gives a (sort of) head-to-toe review of the human anatomy… it looks like Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian will reluctantly have to talk about cocks in yet another episode.  Pour a drinky-poo in your Cyrus Cock Cowboy mug and enjoy!

Check out the audio version of this podcast on Monday on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 46 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!

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New at swearnet.com: The Cocktale Hour Part 2

CS - Cocktale Hour pt2

Svetlana and Vivian, your two favourite Euro-sluts, are back with another Cocktale Hour!  This week’s topic: Sex on the Beach, both the drink, and the act of actually banging on the beach (which both Svetlana and Vivian have done many, MANY times… greasy).  They also present the Sex Fact of the Day and answer viewer questions.  PLUS:  Vivian shares a fucking terrifying story about a trip to the park.

Be sure to leave your questions in the comment section for future instalments of the Cocktale Hour!

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New at swearnet.com: TPB11 On Set Part 3 – It’s Just a Board with Wheels on It

Wee Man gives Bubbles some words of wisdom

Buncha Jackasses in Sunnyvale boys!  Legendary maniacs Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Dave England, Preston Lacy, and “Danger” Ehren McGhehey are on tour in Atlantic Canada and they decided they’d bring their skateboards to Sunnyvale!

Once the Boys and the Asses finished recording a fucking decent episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the boards came out and Bubbles was tempted to give skateboarding a shot.  It’s just fucking physics, after all!

In a classic example of you shit on our backs, we’ll shit on yours, Bubbles returned the favour and joined the Jackass crew on stage in Halifax for a greasy “Tough Man” shot!  Bubs snorted the salt, took a shot of tequila, and squirted a lemon in his eyes.  It was fucked!

Bubbles takes a greasy shot with the Jackass crew

Trailer Park Boys + Jackass = the Shitiverse collapsing upon itself!

Check out the podcast on Friday on SwearNet and Monday on iTunes, fuckers!

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