Monthly Archives: July 2016

Fucked Memories from the Year Gone By

The Boys are shielding themselves

It doesn’t take a rocket appliantist to know that there are 52 weeks in a year.  Well, the Boys just finished their 52nd weekly podcast, so that means the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is celebrating its borntday!

Even though it’s simply three drunk and stoned idiots talking shit, a lot work goes into the production of the podcast.  Usually, it’s broadcasted from the comforts of Ricky’s kitchen,  but in order to stick to a schedule (and keep Julian’s greasy sponsors happy), the Boys don’t let their busy touring schedule get in the way.  They’ve podcasted from such far-flung places as Central Park in New York City, Hollywood, and fuckin’ Finland!


Location, Location, Location

SwearNet showrunner Preston has some fucked memories from the time the Boys did a podcast in the middle of a public park in Boston, without a permit.

We thought we were fucked to begin with,” says Preston.  “Normally you secure the proper paperwork for that kind of thing, but we didn’t have the time, so we just went for it.  Bright lights, a camera crew, open liquor, and Bubbles calling out to people he thought were Conan O’Brien.  The Boys are used to jail, I’m not, I thought we were fucked.”

Thankfully, they made it to a place where everybody knows your name before Boston’s finest showed up.


Highs and Lows

Sometimes, the Boys travel to places where the cops just don’t give a fuck.

Crew dick Chipper’s fondest memory was when they went to Amsterdam (surprise, surprise).

Oh man, the giggle fit in Amsterdam,” recalls Chipper.  “We were all so high and in the perfect mood.  When Ricky started talking about the goddamn swans we all lost our shit.  What you saw on camera was all real reactionary laughter. They even called me out because I couldn’t stop fuckin’ laughing off camera.”

The Boys agree — on the one-year anniversary podcast, they declared the Amsterdam episode to be the highest they’ve ever been on the podcash.


Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself

But it’s not all dope and cops — the Podcast is also an opportunity for the Boys to display their many talents.

Camera dickette Hannah‘s favourite moments are when Ricky lets his artistic juices flow.

Anytime Ricky draws or paints is the best,” says Hannah.  “There was one episode when Ricky started talking about ‘Vincent van GoPro’ and got all confused about exactly which body part he cut off, it was some weird shit.”


Turtleducken

Ricky is not just a whiz with the paintbrush, he’s also a decent fucking chef.  Or at least, he thinks so.

Website moderator Tiggy says her favourite memories involve Ricky’s ambitiously fucked food creations.

I liked Ricky’s Choco-bananee-salmoken recipe, I’d like to see him make that on Master Chef,” says Tiggy.  “But perhaps not his version of turducken, that was fucked.”


Podcasting Is a Safety Hazard

Though it’s been an extremely successful inaugural year of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, it hasn’t come without its bumps and bruises.

Ricky nearly burned the studio down while trying to celebrate the one-year borntday, but that is just one slice of the danger-pepperoni.  In fact, Ricky is lucky to have survived this year.


With all this momentum behind them, even the strongest shit winds can’t slow down the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  Be sure to tune into year two of this cockery!  You can watch the video version by subscribing to SwearNet, or if you prefer to listen to the audio version (or maybe you’re a cheap fucker), you can listen to it on iTunes and Libsyn.

Have a drinky-poo and celebrate the first borntday of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

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New on swearnet: Happy Fuckin’ Borntday, Podcast!

Ricky is lighting a cake with a blowtorch

The Podcast turns one today!  In their 52nd episode, the Boys are fucking ready to celebrate!

Ricky brought a cake (which may or may not be full of dope), sparklers, fire crackers, fireworks, and a fuckin’ blowtorch!  Bubbles is back from his podcast hiatus, and he reveals what he’s been up to… according to Bubbs, Julian is not the only guy who can work some deals!

Plus, the Boys take a trip down podcash memory lane.  When were they the highest?  Did Ricky injure himself over the past year?

The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.  

HAPPY FUCKIN’ BORNTDAY!

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New on swearnet.com: The Morning Show Has Fallen to Shit

These girls are fucked

Fifty bucks.  That’s how much the operating budget was for The Morning Show, which eventually changed to Top of the Afternoon to You!, because the girls couldn’t get out of fucking bed on time.

That fifty bucks is all gone now, and then some, and the show has crumbled to Top O’ the After-Oon to Ya!, because the goddamn cheap letters keep falling off the wall.

But the ladies are in luck – they have enough MOM WINE (now with tequila) to drink away their sorrows in style.  Plus – we get a fashion tutorial on zombie makeup, and a stoned review of Deep Throat!

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Now on iTunes & Libsyn: Randy Hitchhiked on Anus Road!

Ricky is swinging a salt and vinegar mop

Fuckin’ Randy.  Bubbles is still out of town and he served up another guest host to replace him – the the crown prince of cheeseburgers himself!

Now available for an audio download on iTunes and Libsyn, Randy joins Ricky and Julian to talk about the importance of having goals in life.  And Ricky has one big fucking goal — in order to succeed, he’s been training, and he invented the world’s first salt and vinegar mop.

The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.  

Oh – and if you’re downloading this from iTunes, make sure you rate the show and tell those Apple dicks how much you love it!

iTunes rating page

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New on swearnet.com: Podca$h 51 – Randy Hitchhiked on Anus Road!

Ricky, Julian, and Randy!

Bubbles is still out on the road (either with Axl Rose or Floppy the Seal… we’re not sure), but taking is place is Crown Prince of Cheeseburgers!

Randy joins the podcast this week and everyone’s talking about the importance of goals!  Ricky is training to fight a bear, and Randy has artistic aspiritions.

Plus – learn Ricky’s greasy way to pick up women in traffic: GIVE HER THE HOOK!

This episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky. 

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New on swearnet.com: A Day in the Life of Jean Marie

Greasy SwearNet janitor Jean Marie

She claims she’s a janitor and she claims she’s banged nearly every staff member at SwearNet studios — and in the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, you get to witness a day in the fucked up life of Jean Marie!

When we first met Jean Marie back in January, it was just the appetizer.  Get ready for the full-fucking-course meal, because Jean Marie paid Cheap Smoke’s Laura $250 to film Jean Marie’s life, and it’s a horror story.

Jean Marie takes you on a tour of SwearNet studios, with cameos from the Boys, Preston, Chipper (stoned as FUCK), and many more SwearDicks.

But… aside from trying to blow everybody, what does Jean Marie actually do at SwearNet?!

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TPB T-Shirt Design Contest – The Winner!

The Mustard Tiger is the winner of our t-shirt contest!The (Mustard) Tiger has roared! Trailer Park Boys fans have voted this design as the winner of the TPB t-shirt design contest, with a massive 43% of the votes! We’ll let ya know when the t-shirt is available to buy at the Trailer Park Boys official merch store!

And let’s get a  BAAAAAAAMM for our draw winner, Dominic Maxwell, who wins a TPB t-shirt, stickers and a one-year subscription to swearnet.com!

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SwearNet’s Greasy Little Summer Photo Contest

Greasy photo contest

Put down your Pokefuck Go app and go spend some REAL time outside!  Whether it’s a liquor picnic at the beach, extreme dirty burger BBQing, or a piss jug road trip, we want to see photos of how you enjoy the GREASY outdoors.

Our photo contest starts today – and you have three weeks to upload your photo.  After that, tell your arsehole friends that they have one week to vote for your picture.  The person with the most votes will win a DECENT prize pack, plus a one-year subscription to SwearNet!  Runners-up will also receive SwearNet subs.

You can read the full cocksucking contest details and enter by clicking here.

 

Prize pack for the photo contest.

Win a RARE SwearNet cap, Dirty Burger apron, a beer coozie, a Green Bastard t-shirt, and a DECENT signed picture from the Boys. Plus – one free fucking year of SwearNet!

Summertime, and the living is GREASY!

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