Monthly Archives: August 2016

New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag Full of Monkeys

Mailbag sock monkeysThe Boys are working hard at catching up on the massive pile that is the mailbag.  On the latest episode, they discover a birthday package for Robb (whose birthday was March 20th, fuck!), encounter a whole fuck load of monkey-related gifts, and get a shitload of goodies from Big Joe’s Biker Rings all the fucking way from Thailand!

Plus, they get a fuck ton of snacks from Ohio, some DECENT t-shirts, and some turkey joints!

If you want to send some shit into the mailbag, send er to this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Jordan John Plays Sunnyvale Family Feud

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Now available for FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn, Jordan John is in the house and Bubbles wants to find out if he is as good at Sunnyvale Family Feud as he is at music!

Jordan John has shared the stage with some legends, such as Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, AND MOTHER FUCKING PRINCE!  He is a wizard on the guitar, keys, drums, and just about everything else, not to mention his Stevie fuckin’ Wonder vocals.  But will his musical genius translate into success with the buzzer?

Episode 56 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Stink Bug’s First Day

Rancid chocolate milk drinking contest

Ever feel like you wanted to be part of the action with Pug’s crew in Inwood?  Want to join the team?  Well this fucking video might make you change your mind.

In the latest Dicker’d Up with Pug, Stink Bug is welcomed into the fold and served up some scusting rancid ol’ chocolate milk.  But he’s not just chugging chocolate milk for acceptance into Pug’s flock, there are also 6 cigrits on the line!

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New on swearnet.com – Jordan John is a Tall Drink of Juice!

The boys chat with musician Jordan John

Jordan John is a DECENT musician who has somehow gone from sharing a stage with PRINCE to sharing a table with these three fuckers.  On the newest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Jordon John brings his guitar to Sunnyvale!

Hear about Jordon’s musical upbringing, and learn about the time he (literally) bumped into Ray Charles.  Plus – the Boys bust out the buzzers for another round of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

Episode 56 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com: Jean Marie Is an ASSet!

Jean Marie splash

We’ve all been there – you feel like you’ve been doing the same job forever, with no raise, and no appreciation.  That’s how Jean Marie feels in her dead-end job at SwearNet studios, and she wants a promotion, damn it!

If Preston and company can’t see that she is an ASSet, then she’s going to show them that she’s an asset, YOU BET!  In the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Jean Marie goes above and beyond to prove that she’s the best at… mopping walls?

If you’re like most of us at SwearNet and you are unsure about what the fuck Jean Marie actually does, you can check out an earlier video which chronicles a day in her life.  You still won’t have a fucking clue about her job, or if she even actually has one, but it’ll be fun to watch.

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Art!

Ricky is doing some extreme painting!

Ricky is back in his workshop and it’s time for you to get learnt on art!

On the latest episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, Ricky passes on some learntings that he was learnt on while taking anger management classes in jail: how to make your own fucking art.

Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself gets us learnt on four types of art: still alive, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (extreme fucking painting).

If you try this at home, make sure you have a first aid kit nearby because as Ricky demonstrates, art can be fucking dangerous!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Cory Joins the Podcast

Cory is playing Family Feud with the Boys

Maybe it’s not fair to include Cory in an intellectual competition, but that is just what the Boys did on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  

Get your free download from iTunes or Libsyn, and listen to Cory take on the Boys in a new edition of Sunnyvale Family Feud!  The Boys also discuss the Olympics, the Clintons, and the DECENT beard competition between Bubbles and Cory.

Episode 55 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn: In the Spirit of Liquor

Lahey is sampling the world's liquors

Take a trip around the world without leaving your liquor!  Episode 10 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Join Mr. Lahey as he and renowned liquor scholar Dom Carlos explore the spiritual effects of the liquors of the world!  Randy’s Kitchen serves up a summertime burger delight, and we learn how to roll a pinner!

Stay tuned til the end – Lahey has a big fuckin’ surprise for Randers!

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New on swearnet.com – Oh Fuck It’s Cory

Cory is joining the Boys

Sometimes the Boys invite Hollywood directors, famous comedians, or DECENT musicians to join the podcast.

This week, it’s… it’s fucking Cory.

Taking a break from his beard-growing competition with Bubbles, Cory sits down to chat about the Olympics, the dangers of dating a weight lifter, and dude calendars.

The Boys take another crack at Sunnyvale Family Feud, and we get a full-on fucking battle of the brains between Ricky, Cory, and Julian.

Plus they delve into politics, in a very greasy way… if you had to bang Hillary or Bill Clinton, who would you choose, and why?

This week’s podcast is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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