Monthly Archives: September 2016

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union, September 30, 2016

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The Boys are back with an update for all the Swearfucks out there!

One of the biggest updates involves the actual filming location of this State of the Union – in SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio!  J.P., Mike, and Robb update everyone on the big plans for the new studio (and it’s unlike anything they’ve done before).

Plus, get updates on Trailer Park Boys Season 11, the touring schedule, Liquormen’s whisky, and Out of the Park: Europe.

Oh yeah – and they address the mysterious case of the vanishing SwearNet content too!

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New on swearnet.com – Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

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Ricky’s at it again!  After his masterpiece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu brought in nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, he figures he will try it again — this time, tackling the artistic world of volcanoes and whales.

On this week’s episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are back at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, though Bubbles is hard into the wine so things go a bit fucky.  The Boys munch on some snacks from Hawai-eye, and Ricky attempts to explain global warming.

Episode 61 comes courtesy of the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Carpet Munchers

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Husband and wife duo Candace and Chip are ready to take the world by storm – by munching YOUR carpet.

On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, we learn about the Carpet Munchers, an unstoppable business that is open from 5am to 10pm, 365 days a year.  Find out how wife Candace is able to use her uniquely robust pectoral muscles, along with her uniquely boney husband Chip, to smooth out even the most stubborn lumps in your carpet!

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New on swearnet.com – Fucked Over by Dragon’s Blood

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On today’s Mailbag (motherfucker), the Boys open a box from Hawaii that is in contention for PACKAGE OF THE YEAR!

As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats.  They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!

We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Peenut Tree is on eBay!

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Ricky got high as fuck and drew a masterpiece, and you can hear all about it on the audio version of the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

A super joint of strong dope (rolled by Julian) put Ricky in quite the artistic fame of mind, allowing him to produce The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu which is currently on eBay and going for a FUCKLOAD of money!  Bidding lasts til Friday and all proceeds to the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research!

Before the grand reveal of Ricky’s masterpiece, the Boys play another heated game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, discuss the cremation/arse-cleaning of cats, and brainstorm on a few greasy names for new wine and champagne brands.

Episode 60 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – What Would You Do for a Cigrit?

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Ever wonder how much shit a guy will eat for a couple of cigrits?  On the latest Dicker’d Up with Pug, we find out!

Pug lays out an assorted (and fucking mysterious) array of shit for everyone to eat, with the winner earning about as many smokes as Ricky gets by snapping his fingers around Cory.  It’s a battle of guts and gags with six of Inwood’s finest — who will take the crown?!

Plus – we get a glimpse at a game of “Cock in the Corn Hole” and Pug’s parents arrive at the compound!

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New on swearnet.com – The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu

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The 60th podcash is in the fuckin bag!  On this week’s episode, Bubbles is attempting to class things up with some nice red wine and massive hunks of cheese.

The Boys chat about kitties – both the cremation and the arsehole-scrubbing of them.  Bubbles fires up his DECENT new computer/tablety thingy for a round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky worries about his possible (but not real) allergy to peanuts because his tongue is going dumb.

But while all the podcashing is going on, Ricky is busy creating a masterpiece – THE GREAT PEENUT TREE OF RUTU – and you have a chance to bid on it and own the signed original!

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The Boys will be donating all proceeds to the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research so dig deep and own an authentic piece of art by one of the great Canadian artists of the 21st century!

Podcast 60 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

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Aint that the way it goes.  One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor.  On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man!  But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.”  No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger?  Is Heather Jr. on the way?  Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch?  Tune in and find out!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sunnyvale Jeopardy with Bubbles Trebek!

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After hearing rave reviews of his DECENT hosting job for Sunnyvale Family Feud, Bubbles decided to take things to the next level and try his fucking hand at Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

The latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!  Learn about Julian’s mom, Ricky’s mom, and reminisce about the gay 90’s.  You’ll also find out why Ricky wants to go to China, if he could only figure out how to get there.

Plus – Jacob fucked Ricky’s car, and he has no idea where he’s going to come up with $700/$800 to buy a new one!

Episode 59 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones, and remember, if you want the video version, sign your arse up to SwearNet!

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New on swearnet.com – Kitties in Space

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Playing space is always more fun when you’re drunk, high, feline, and animated!  On this episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties bust out their space talk and head out to the final frontier, hopefully acquiring some fucking space weed along the way.

But nothing comes easy for the Trailer Park Cats, especially with a drunk trailer park supervisor kitty and his DICK weekend supervisor sidekick.  Will Shitcat and Shitcat Jr. cock over the good times, or will the rocket take flight?  Find out!

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