New on swearnet.com – Carpet Munchers

carpet-munchers

Husband and wife duo Candace and Chip are ready to take the world by storm – by munching YOUR carpet.

On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, we learn about the Carpet Munchers, an unstoppable business that is open from 5am to 10pm, 365 days a year.  Find out how wife Candace is able to use her uniquely robust pectoral muscles, along with her uniquely boney husband Chip, to smooth out even the most stubborn lumps in your carpet!

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