Monthly Archives: September 2016

New on swearnet.com – Who in the Fuck is Bubbles Trebek?

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Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!

He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.

Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).

Episode 59 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – A Sack Full of Nuts

Mike Smith is blowing a smoke bubble

It’s the Mailbag, mother fuckers!  The Boys get a deeeecent haul in this episode, highlighted by a GREASY Randy gut ring from Big Joe’s Biker Rings!

They also get a fuck load of candy from Sweden, space gifts, mixed nuts, and a birthday card (WITH LIQUOR CASH) for Mike.  Perhaps the most fucked up thing they receive is a mystery box full of suspicious oils and powders – is someone out to poison the Boys, or are looks deceiving?!

And this is a public service announcement to Mike – JP’s mom DOES watch this fucking show, so watch your goddamn mouth!

If you want to send some shit to the Mailbag (with absolutely NO guarantee that it’ll be opened in any kind of a timely fucking fashion), use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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Now on iTunes & Libsyn – Olympic Wrestler Korey Jarvis Joins the Podcash!

Korey Jarvis is playing Sunnyvale Family Feud

Korey Jarvis might be comfortable on the wrestling mat, but now he has to try to pin Ricky and Julian in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

The Olympic wrestler and Commonwealth champion joins the Boys for a podcast – now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!  Hear some stories about the dirty smelly fuckers he’s had to wrestle, the likelihood of catching an elbow in the wiener while wrestling, and some of the crazy partying that goes on in the Olympic Village!

And Julian has news for him – if he ever wants to join the UFC, he’s got a big sexy manager who will get him a great offer!

Episode 58 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on Swearnet.com – Meet Tim, the Meth Head Viking

Tim is coked out and playing guitar

Fer absolute fuck’s sake, Pug might’ve bit off more than he can chew with his new hire.

In this episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we meet Tim, who is a goof of the highest degree.  Fresh in from BC, he seems to prefer fucking around with his guitar and shoving dirty shit up his nose instead of doing the work he was hired to do.

Doodle and Pug are fucked for picking up the bins and they need at least one more dick to help them – NOT a meth head viking like Tim.

 

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New on sweartnet.com – The Green Bastard vs Korey Jarvis?

Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis talks to Julian

Canadian Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis is in the trailer, and he’s looking to suplex the rest of the Boys in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!

On the 58th episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys welcome the samsquamptch-esque Jarvis as he shares stories about the greasy business that can go on in a wrestling match, the stinkiest fucker he’s ever wrestled, and whether or not he’d like to try UFC.  But his biggest challenge might come in the form of the GREEN BASTARD — who would win that shit show?

Plus – Ricky hosts a game of HANDSOME, HOT, OR NOT!

This episode is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – The Coke… er… Cocktale Hour is Back!

Svetlana and Vivian are answering your sex questionsThe Cocktale Hour is back and Vivian and Svetlana are taking YOUR sex questions!  And who better to answer, than a couple of Eastern-European ex-porn stars?  They’ve seen and done and had-done-to-them everything under the sun!

Vivian also shares some stories about her affinity for wildlife, and Svetlana shares similar stories about her affinity for Vivian’s family.

This latest instalment of Cheap Smokes is brought to you by a couple of dirty Slippery Nipples and excessive amounts of cocaine!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Musical Legend Prakash John is on the Podcast!

Prakash John is on the podcast!

Prakash John doesn’t fuck around.  He’s played bass for some DECENT legends in music history, including Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, and James FUCKIN Brown!  He also played at Wayne Gretzky’s wedding!

After meeting his son Jordan John last week, the Boys managed to track down his pops, and force the poor fucker to play Sunnyvale Family Feud — now you can listen for free on iTunes and Libsyn.

Hear a fucking amazing story about Alice Cooper’s python, and learn about the serial arseholist of September 2nd.

Episode 57 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Prakash John: 9.9 on the Funk Scale!

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Last week the Boys hung out with Jordan John, and this week they’re with his dad!

Legendary bassist Prakash John joins the podcash, and he’s got some crazy fucking stories about playing in bands for Alice Cooper, James Brown, and Lou Reed.  He also talks about playing at Wayne Gretzky’s wedding, and he tries his hand at Sunnyvale Family Feud.

Plus: Ricky takes us back in time and talks about the notorious and feared Serial Arseholist of September 2!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Heather’s Looking for a Date

Heather's on a date!

Has Heather been living under a rock?  Actually, yes, she has.

With a good solid hibernation behind her, Heather has awoken with a hunger for LOVIN’, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants.  All she needs is a smartphone (doesn’t have one) with a Tinder account (she’ll need to get some help with that), and NEXT STOP, ROMANCE!

So… what is Heather?  A samsquamptch of some sort?  A magnet maker?  Who the fuck knows, but if you’d like to see a day in her life, check out this episode of Cheap Smokes to get a bit of background information on this sexy beast!

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