Monthly Archives: October 2016

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Happy Fucking Halloween!

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Ever wonder how the tradition of Halloween got started?  Ricky’s got you covered on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

It’s amazing how Halloween was able to evolve from a drunken costume party with God and Santa to what it is in 2016.  The Boys talk about their costumes, eat some pumpkin hash cake, and drink some mushroom tea.  With a combination as fucked as that, this podcast goes off the rails pretty quickly.

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com or listen to the audio version FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 65 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Guitar Lessons with BOWIE

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We’ve seen Bubbles play space before, but not like this!  On the latest EPIC episode of Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, we celebrate the Starman himself, DAVID FUCKING BOWIE!

Grab your guitar and learn how to play three DECENT Bowie songs: Ziggy Stardust, Rebel Rebel, and The Man Who Stole the World!

Then, put your guitar down, grab a six-paper joint, and watch Bubbles pay tribute to one of his favourite musicians with a totally spaced out music video!

Happy Halloween fuckers!

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NOW on Netflix – Out of the Park: Europe!

The fucking wait is over!!  Out of the Park: Europe unleashes a shitstorm on Netflix TODAY!

Watch all eight greasy episodes as the Boys travel through Europe — England, Germany, Denmark, Finland, Holland, Sweden, and Norway!  What starts out as an “all-expenses paid” trip to Europe courtesy of SwearNet, turns into the most fucked European adventure ever captured by camera dicks.

So what the fuck are you waiting for?  Roll yourself a six-paper joint and start binging on Out of the Park: Europe!

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New on swearnet.com – The Origins of Halloween

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It’s Halloween, and the Boys are celebrating!  On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and Ricky (er, Weed Man) came prepared with mushroom tea and pumpkin hash cake, and the Boys (mostly Ricky) get FUCKED!

Learn about the origins of Halloween, when God and Santa got together and had a great time and decided to make it an annual event.  Things get a little fucked up and violent on this episode, when a harmonica-playing puppet/robot/doll gets on Ricky and Julian’s nerves, and at one point, Ricky nearly burns the set down.

This fucked podcash for a fucked day is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet – Get Learnt on Hallaween Prepears

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Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out?  Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!

Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever).  Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.

So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!

IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

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New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

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Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

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New on swearnet.com – The Security Footage

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Someone’s been fucking around at the SwearNet studio and Preston is PISSED.

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, Preston notices that a mysterious vandal has been fucking over the studio, particularly focusing on his office.  After alerting (and accusing) Mike Smith, Preston decides to review the after-hours security footage to get to the bottom of it.

Does he discover the culprit?  YOU BET!

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Now on iTunes/Libsyn – Gorilla Fingers Joins the Podcash

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Julian couldn’t make it to the podcash this week, so the SwearNet studio dicks found a guest – Gorilla Fingers!

Being a local prison guard, Gorilla Fingers is familiar with the Boys – and he’s very familiar with Bubbles, as we saw in Season 8.5 on SwearNet.com.  Gorilla Fingers chats about his experience as a guard, and discusses the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com or listen to the audio version FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 64 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Gorilla Fingers Loves His Job

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Julian seems to have disappeared this week but luckily the SwearNet dicks have brought in a special guest for this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast – local prison guard Gorilla Fingers!

The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.

The conversation doesn’t really leave the anal cavity after that!

Episode 64 is brought to you by Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – The Joke’s on Heather?

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Heather the samsquamptch is overcoming a case of the Mondays and is marching into work, ready to go!  Unfortunately, she’s the only one!

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, everyone’s favourite large, hairy, bipedal humanoid thinks she may be the victim of a silly prank when she goes to work and finds the office empty!  Not being one to rest on her hindquarters, Heather dishes out a few pranks of her own.

She also encounters a large bottle of rum and a large pan of suspicious brownies — nothing can go wrong, right?

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