Monthly Archives: October 2016

New on swearnet.com – The Mailbag Is Joined by a Giant Cock

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It’s the Mailbag, motherfuckers, and on this episode, Mike seems to have transformed into a giant dick.

The Boys burn through a pile of goodies from California, England, and plenty of fucking places in between.  They get a billion fucking questions from Alberta, some DECENT t-shirts from Leeds (important when you’re living in the studio and you have no clean clothes), and some penis koozies from the Sugar Bitches!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: The Boys are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!

On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future!  The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE LABEL!

There’s only one problem: Ricky’s fucking pissed because he didn’t know about the beer deal, and he’s bound and determined to create a label himself.

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com, or if you’re a cheap fucker, you can listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet – Doodle’s a Greasy Lady’s Man

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Buddy van Doodle’s up to no good!  On the latest episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we learn about his taste for the oldies, and we’re not talking about music!

After a wild night at his grandmother’s party, Doodle picked up a mature lady.  The only problem: this mature lady has a mature man of her own and he’s fucking pissed!

Will Doodle survive the rage of a jilted lover?  Will his lady ever get enough meat cigrits?  Find out now!

New on swearnet: The Boys Are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys have a hell of an announcement for this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast – they’re making a fucking beer!

The Boys need YOUR HELP to choose a nice dirty design for the cans – choose from one of the designs created by our art dicks and you could win some DECENT prizes!  Click here to voice your fucking opinion!

Fresh off the heels of a kick ass Toronto launch for Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Julian and Bubbles announce that they’ve been working on a greasy new deal to launch a Trailer Park Boys beer in the not-too-distant-fucking-future!  If the news comes as a surprise to you, don’t feel left out, Ricky had no fucking clue either.

Also on the podcash:  Ricky faces a dilemma – does he quit smoking or give up chips?!  Is there a happy medium??

Episode 63 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Jean Marie and the Self Tape

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Jean Marie works her butt off and she isn’t going to miss an opportunity at stardom, you bet!

On the latest Cheap Smokes, Laura is trying her best to put together an audition tape for an upcoming musical.  But when you’re in Jean Marie’s space, you have Jean Marie to contend with.  And when SwearNet’s multi-talented custodian sees a camera, look the fuck out.

… guess this means Jean Marie didn’t get that promotion she was working for, the last time we saw her

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Steve Fucking Rogers!

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We have to thank Channel 10 for lending us the legendary broadcaster STEVE “NO NONSENSE” ROGERS as a guest on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Steve and the Boys talk about getting rid of crabs, developing a radio voice, and the choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Plus, Ricky treats us to a game of “Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!”

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com, or if you’re a cheap fucker, you can listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 62 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet – Channel 10’s STEVE ROGERS

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On this week’s podcash, the Boys are joined by none other than legendary broadcaster, Channel 10’s Steve Rogers!  Bubbles can hardly contain his fucking man crush!

Steve discusses some of his less savoury experiences in the park (and how to get rid of crabs), how he maintains his stunning radio voice, and his thoughts on the upcoming US Presidential Election.

And it wouldn’t be a podcash without a bit of fun – Bubbles hosts Sunnyvale Family Feud and Ricky comes up with a new game: Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!

Episode 62 is courtesy of the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – The Cocktale Hour pt. 4

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In the latest from Cheap SmokesSvetlana and Vivian are back on the couch for another Cocktail Hour!

Mix yourself a Screaming Orgasm and sit back and enjoy as the two former porn stars talk about the ins-and-outs of a bloody good hand job, ferret sexuality, and Vivian’s horny father.  Plus: is it ok for your dog to watch you banging?  Furthermore – is it ok to bang your dog?

If you’re a Cocktail Hour virgin, get caught up by watching part 1, part 2, and part 3.  And if you’re already a fan, why not go back for sloppy seconds?