Dear Julian is back with answers to your fucking questions, including solutions on pacing yourself on hard liquor, how to bang your way out of a broken heart, and whether or not you should get hammered and go hunting.
Plus: we all have that friend. Someone who is a decent dude until he gets drunk at the bar, then he starts shit, trying to get into fights. Julian was once that person, and he has advice on how to calm things the fuck down.
It’s episode 69 and Marguerite is in the fucking trailer for the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
On this episode, Ricky explains what Bryan Adams was really singing about when he wrote Summer of 69, and reminiscences about the time he met the legendary rocker. Plus: Marguerite reveals a scandalous story from her past involving Ricky’s dad.
Jack, aka Kyle deMontmorency of Utah, is the winner of our Out of the Park: Your Town contest, where we asked you fuckers to imagine you worked for SwearNet and you were planning a few tasks for Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles to do in your town.
In judging these cocksucking videos, the SwearNet team was looking for submissions that showed the right amounts of effort, creativity, and fuckedness. Pine Beetle Jack delivered!
“While I was filming the contest video, I would dress up as my character Pine Beetle Jack, and go around town,” says Kyle. “Everyone would give me the weirdest looks that say ‘is this guy fucking for real’, or ‘what’s this mulleted fuck-stick doing on my side of town’. The people would see me riding the little threewheeler with its trailer, and laugh their asses off.”
And he certainly put some fucking effort into this video. We asked him if he actually snorted that nasty pine sap. He said he found an easier alternative, but holy fuck, it was no cake walk.
“I came to the conclusion that snorting Pixy Stix, aka the candy shit that is sugar crack for a five year old, would be the best possible option. Needless to say, I live in Utah, so along with all other good things in life we are unable to get here (weed, alcohol on Sundays etc.), I couldn’t find that damn sugar cocaine! I ultimately decided to settle for crushed up Sweet Tarts, mixed with Red Bull to ease the snorting process. You can see for yourself how well that worked out.”
He has a final bit of advice – don’t do this fucking shit at home.
“Climbing up pine trees is dangerous; never over-estimate the strength of pine trees limbs,” he warns. “Grabbing on that dicked-up tree branch to pull myself up higher resulted in it breaking, which sent me falling straight to my red neck ass. That was never intentional.”
The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage. We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.
Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.
PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.
The Boys welcome long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite to the podcash, and she reveals a shocking secret about her past with Ricky’s dad! Plus: Ricky talks about the time he met Bryan Adams and learned the story behind one of his most famous songs, and hear about the man that beat the shit out of a shark!
Holy fuck Boys, the beer dicks are here, and they brought samples of the forth-fucking-coming TRAILER PARK BOYS FREEDOM 35 beer! This week on the podcash, the Boys are tasting their very own beer, set to hit the shelves in spring 2017! They are joined by Claude Lefebvre of North American Craft and Paul Dickey, Canada’s only Grand Master Certified Beer Judge! This episode is… Read more →
There’s a lot of money at stake, not to mention a pissed-off couple of shithawks (a caveman and a heavy-metal-dick, to be specific) are on the prowl. Kitties, drug deals, villains, puppets, guns, what the fuck could go wrong?!
This is the third installment of Trailer Park Cats – featuring animated feline versions of classic TPB moments. If you’d like to see episode 1, you can view that fucker for free by clicking here!
Trailer Park Boys: Freedom 35 is so fucking close, the Boys can taste it! Literally!
On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys taste samples of their beer that will hit the shelves in spring 2017! They are joined by Claude Lefebvre of North American Craft, the fuckers who are responsible for making this beer a reality. Claude brought along Paul Dickey, Canada’s only Grand Master Certified Beer Judge – this guy is to beer what Ricky is to dope.
The Boys also play a bit of Sunnyvale Jeopardy and wish Owen Wilson a happy birthday. Just because he had his nose broken, does that make him a dick?!