Monthly Archives: November 2016

FREE HASH (coin keyrings)!

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Get paid in hash to shop at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that.  But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise!  A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer!  These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

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New on swearnet.com – Shakespearean Shart Tank!

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Welcome back to the Shart Tank on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!  On today’s episode, actor Rhys Bevan-John is in the hot seat!

Randy and Lahey are looking for new ideas to help the citizens of Sunnyvale reach their true potential, and they’re inviting any and all great ideas to test their viability on the Shart Tank.  Good-looking dude Rhys Bevan-John has an idea of Shakespearean proportions!

Will he succeed?  Will Randy ring the Burger of Acceptance?  Or will the shit current drag Rhys away?  FIND OUT ON THE SHART TANK!

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New on swearnet.com – How to Not Piss Yourself

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There are no problems that a little bit of rum and coke can’t solve.

On the latest episode of Dear Julian, Julian answers questions as wide-ranging as dealing with shitty ex’s to investing in your own business to trying to cut back on pissing the bed.

If you have questions for Julian, leave those cocksuckers in the comments below and Julian may answer them on a future episode!  Or not, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Colin Fuckin’ James!

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Badass bluesman Colin James is on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Bubbles is a HUGE can of Colin James and his bird is absolutely out of control!  Colin plays a few DECENT tunes (and Bubbles joins him on guitar), and he shares stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan and Guns N Roses!

Listening to this podcash will be fucking awesome, but if you want to see Colin’s fingers set his acoustic guitar on fire, be sure to watch the video version of the podcast on SwearNet.com!

Episode 67 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Shart Tank!

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Calling all visionaries and entrepreneurs – The Jim Lahey Show and Randy wants YOUR ideas on THE SHART TANK!

You can now listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn – and what a show we have for you this week.  Lahey and Randy welcome author/sailor/musician/smuggler Tom Gallant to the Shart Tank to discuss his big idea for improving the lives of the residents of Sunnyvale.

What’s his big idea?  Will Randy and Lahey accept it?  Why the fuck is Randy wearing a tie?  All these questions, and more, are answered on The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

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New on swearnet.com – DECENT Musician Colin James

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This week’s podcash guest has Bubble’s bird ready to fucking explode!  DECENT blues musician Colin James is here, and Bubbles is a HUGE fan!

Colin brought his guitar and he fires it up for a few tunes.  He also shares some stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan, Guns n Roses, and addresses Ricky’s question about whether or not Colin James and Corey Hart are the same person.

Plus: the Boys share a few opinions about President-Elect Donald Trump!

The podcash is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones.  Check out Colin James’ website for info about his new record and tour dates!

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New on swearnet.com – Taking It to the Fucking Streets

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Mike fuckin Smith cooked up a brilliant idea for the latest episode of Cheap Smokes.

In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.

Who will curse the most?  Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth?  Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police?  Find the fuck out!

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New on swearnet.com – Two Hungover Idiots

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Dear Julian is back, this time with a special, VERY HUNGOVER guest!

Ricky joins Julian for the latest episode of Dear Julian, and holy fuck, they are coming off a massive bender.  While drinking through their hangover, the Boys answer questions about classic cars, dealing with dicks, hockey fights, and crazy fucking salvia.

If YOU have some questions for Dear Julian about the Christmas holidays, click here to submit them!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Roc Pile is Tight as Piss

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The latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Julian is off getting drunk celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio (at least, according to Ricky), so T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are filling in!  Learn about T’s cross-Canada Sunnyvale Liquor Tour, and whether or not they’re still in touch with the J to the R-O-C.

Plus: Ricky claims he can shit out diamonds, and the gang discusses whether or not a porn-sniffing “horn dog” can actually detect computer porn.

Episode 66 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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