Monthly Archives: December 2016

New on swearnet.com – Smaller Buns in 2017!

Mr. Lahey and Randy celebrate the New Year with a little drinky-poo!

Randy and Lahey welcome you to celebrate the New Year with them on the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy)!  Well, with Randy, anyway… Lahey begins the show in a deep liquor sleep.

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some resolutions for the new year — more burger, less bun!  Speaking of burgers, Randy’s Kitchen features the “New Year’s Burger” made up of holiday leftovers, with plenty of vegetables (onion rings).

Plus: a range of guests stop by – Marguerite (and she’s PISSED), Bobby Mac (and he’s FIRED UP), and the whole fucking SwearNet crew sing a few holiday tunes.

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New on swearnet.com – Predictions for 2017

The Boys are making predictions for 2017

Holy fuck Ricky’s been hard into the liquor-nog for seven straight days and he is NOT in good shape, judging by what he was doing with the Shit Sucker 3000 on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

On their New Year special, the Boys make predictions about 2017, debate the bangability of alien chicks, and consider the best way to get your cock ripped off.

Plus: Ricky might soon have a new party trick, that will involve Julian and Bubbles flipping a coin!

Episode 74 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (which has some DECENT Boxing Week deals) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – TRIPPIN’ WITH LEIGH

Leigh MacInnis in Peru - Trippin with Leigh

It’s finally here!  Roll yourself a six-paper joint, or pop some weird fucking jungle hallucinogens if you have em, and watch Trippin’ with Leigh –  FREE on SwearNet.com!

Trippin’ with Leigh is a documentary film about the transformation of one man’s life, who, having cheated death, travels to Peru to gain enlightenment through the use of hallucinogens and spirit medicines.

In case you missed it yesterday, we caught up with the weird spiritual bastard to ask him how he felt ahead of today’s big release!  Read the interview here.

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Chattin’ With Leigh – The Interview

Leigh MacInnis is pondering Trippin' With Leigh

Fans have been waiting with bated fuckin’ breath for the release of Trippin with Leigh.

The wait is over — tomorrow is the release date and the documentary will be FREE TO VIEW ON SWEARNET.COM!  Now that the cocksucker is almost here, the dicks at SwearNet checked in with Leigh MacInnis to see what’s going on with the spiritual bastard!


How does it feel to finally release Trippin’ with Leigh and let the public see your hard work?
It feels great to finally finish up Trippin’ with Leigh. I’ve been working on it for quite some time. There was over 100 hours of footage and it’s been a challenge trying to get it down to under an hour. The first episode is a glimpse of a much bigger picture.

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New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the slot machines and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a Christmas present, even the shit weasels!  He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles celebrate Christmas on their podcast

Holy fuck Boys, it’s Christmas-eve-eve, and it’s a festive mood on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.

Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!

Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!  Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!

Episode 73 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (sure to have some fucking amazing Boxing Day sales in the event that Santa-Jesus-God fucked up and you want something different) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Oh – and as a Christmas fucking treat, the audio versions are available today,  on iTunes and Libsyn!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!

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New on swearnet.com – Dealing with Christmas Drunks

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It’s that time of the year again, when everyone – your uncle, grandmother, teenage nephew, get drunk as fuck for Christmas.  This might stress some people out, but luckily Julian has you covered with his second instalment of Christmas advice on Dear Julian!

Julian offers advice on stealing Christmas trees, and answers the age-old holiday question: what to do when someone drowns your rum in fucking eggnog!

 

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Final 16th of 2016!

Ricky claims he would fight a tiger

The Boys tackle a wide range of absolutely fucked topics on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky’s mind is blown because this podcast takes place on December 16th, the final “16th” of 2016!  Is that a wild coincidence or what?  Julian encourages Bubbles to answer the Space Poop Challenge by inventing a better way for astronauts to take a shit, thereby winning the $30,000 prize.

Plus: Are human head transplants really on the way?  How would Julian feel about waking up with his head attached to Randy’s body?

Episode 72 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store (you can still get DECENT gifts in time for Christmas – last recommended date for order in the US is December 20th!) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New Year, New Episodes, New Questions Needed!

Julian wants your questions

Alright dicks, the SwearNet crew is going to be hungover as fuck for the first part of January, but as soon as the fog lifts, we’ll be filming new episodes of all your favourite SwearNet shows!

If you have a problem for 2017 that needs solving, let us know by commenting below.  Julian (or maybe even Ricky and Bubbles) will be happy to sort you the fuck out!

Got a plan to change your life in 2017?  Looking for advice on sticking to a New Year’s resolution?  Want to have gorgeous muscles yet still drink rum all day?  Send your questions our way!

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