Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!
Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!
It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit. Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!
The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making. Take a pic and upload it here! You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.
Johnny is a DECENT musician and an equally fantastic fucking storyteller. Learn about his struggles growing up in Canada with a Scottish accent and vocabulary (why the fuck did he ask his teacher for a rubber?!). He also chats about a song he wrote that the legendary Joe Cocker loved and made one of his own! He busts out the guitar and plays a bit of it, and Bubbles joins him on the ukulele.
Think of the most Canadian things out there – Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick, Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle, a seat from Massey Hall. Now use them to build a fucking guitar!
That’s what award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor did, and you can hear all about it on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free on iTunes and Libsyn! As part of his Six String Nation project, Taylor grabbed bits and pieces of Canadiana from coast-to-coast and built a DECENT guitar. Of course, Bubbles can’t resist giving it a whirl. And when he cranks into a rendition of The Tragically Hip’s Little Bones, Ricky dusts off his vocal chords and starts singing!
PLUS: Learn the correlation between UFO’s and horniness.
Taylor wrote a book called Six String Nation (buy the cocksucker here) about his quest to build a guitar made up of legendary pieces of Canadiana. Combining wood from Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle, the Bluenose, Wayne FUCKING Gretzky’s stick, and so much more, he had the ultimate Canadian guitar built!
Of course Bubbles can’t resist a fucking amazing guitar, and he plays a couple of tunes. Accompanying him is… Ricky… he actually… sings!!!
PLUS: Do UFO’s make people horny?
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys merch site – find out how you can get free fucking shipping this weekend!