Monthly Archives: December 2016

New on swearnet.com – Got a Head, Need a Body

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After a string of DECENT guests, it’s down to these three dicks on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  

With just over a week left til Christmas, the Boys get down to covering some very festive topics:

  • Finding a new way to shit in space.
  • Body and head transplants.
  • Tackling extremism with air-conditioned domes.
  • Stealing tigers.

Er, well, I guess we’ll have to wait til next week for the Boys to get in the holiday spirit.  Be forewarned – on the next episode, they’ll be drunk as FUCK for Christmas.

PLUS: How fucking incredible is it – it’s the last 16th of 2016!  It’s a once-in-a-fuckin-lifetime event!

Episode 72 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (if you live in the USA, we recommend you buy your shit by Dec 20th if you want to receive it by Christmas) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Merry Fucking Christmas

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Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time!  Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!

Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!

Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Johnny Reid Fires it up!

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DECENT musician Johnny Reid joins the Boys on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Johnny talks with the Boys about the language differences he encountered when he moved to Canada from Scotland, and he mentions “Lick a Chick” – a Canadian restaurant with an absolutely fucked name.

The guitar comes out (along with Bubbles’ ukulele) as Johnny plays the tune that he wrote that eventually because a huge fucking hit for the legendary Joe Cocker.

Episode 71 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, which has tons of DECENT Christmas deals, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

The audio podcash is free, but if you want to see it in its full video glory, head to SwearNet.com right now, you cheap fucker!

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CONTEST: Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky!

It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit.  Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!

The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making.  Take a pic and upload it here!  You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.

Enter for your chance to win a DECENT prize pack!  Click here for contest details!

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New on swearnet.com – Johnny Reid Joins the Podcash!

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Scottish-Canadian-Nashvillian Johnny Reid sits down with the Boys on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Johnny is a DECENT musician and an equally fantastic fucking storyteller.  Learn about his struggles growing up in Canada with a Scottish accent and vocabulary (why the fuck did he ask his teacher for a rubber?!).  He also chats about a song he wrote that the legendary Joe Cocker loved and made one of his own!  He busts out the guitar and plays a bit of it, and Bubbles joins him on the ukulele.

Plus – what the fuck is “Lick a Chick”?!

This shit show is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys merch site – find out how you can get free fucking shipping this weekend!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Jowi Taylor’s Six String Nation

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Think of the most Canadian things out there – Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick, Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle, a seat from Massey Hall.  Now use them to build a fucking guitar!

That’s what award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor did, and you can hear all about it on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free on iTunes and Libsyn!  As part of his Six String Nation project, Taylor grabbed bits and pieces of Canadiana from coast-to-coast and built a DECENT guitar.  Of course, Bubbles can’t resist giving it a whirl.  And when he cranks into a rendition of The Tragically Hip’s Little Bones, Ricky dusts off his vocal chords and starts singing!

PLUS: Learn the correlation between UFO’s and horniness.

Episode 70 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!  Be sure to catch the video version on SwearNet.com, you cheap fucker!

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New on swearnet.com – Jowi Taylor’s DECENT Guitar!

Author Jowi Taylor brings his guitar to the podcast

Award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor brings his DECENT guitar to the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Taylor wrote a book called Six String Nation (buy the cocksucker here) about his quest to build a guitar made up of legendary pieces of Canadiana.  Combining wood from Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle, the Bluenose, Wayne FUCKING Gretzky’s stick, and so much more, he had the ultimate Canadian guitar built!

Of course Bubbles can’t resist a fucking amazing guitar, and he plays a couple of tunes.  Accompanying him is… Ricky… he actually… sings!!!

PLUS: Do UFO’s make people horny?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys merch site – find out how you can get free fucking shipping this weekend!

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