Monthly Archives: January 2017

New on swearnet.com – Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

Julian is ready to answer your questions for Dear Julian

Dear Julian is joined yet again by Ricky and Bubbles, who seem intent on fucking up Julian’s brand new glass table.

The Boys get asked a range of questions, including:

  • Will 2017 suck as fucking bad as 2016?
  • How many kilometres have been logged on the ol’ Shitmobile?
  • Would Julian ever shave his goatee?
  • Would the Boys ever consider a hostile takeover of SwearNet?

Plus – Bubbles gets asked a pretty personal question.  We never seem to see him with any ladies – does that mean he’d rather feed the geese?

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Kids in the Hall’s Bruce McCulloch!

Bruce McCulloch joins the podcast

The Kids in the Hall‘s Bruce McCulloch brings his totally fucked is-he-on-drugs-or-isn’t-he brand of humour to the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, absolutely fucking free!

Bruce covers a wide range of completely fucked topics, including the burning of Michael Jackson’s hair, his acid-filled youth, Andre the Giant’s butterfly collection, and much more!

PLUS: Does… Ricky… want to be… a woman?

Bruce is on tour with his live show Young Drunk Punk, if he’s in your city, check him the fuck out!

Episode 78 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Leigh Joins the State of the Union!

Leigh joins Mike, JP, and Robb

It’s time for another State of the Union, and on this episode the Boys brought Leigh into the studio!

Leigh talks about the great success of Trippin’ with Leigh (available for fucking free on SwearNet.com) and he has some updates on future episodes.  Leigh started a new IndieGoGo campaign to help him go to fuckin’ Europe!  Learn about what he has in store for Europe, plus get the scoop on his upcoming live tour!

For TPB news, the Boys offer a few nuggets of info on the upcoming Out of the Park: USA series, and they also show you some bongs and a wrench!

Plus: What the fuck do they have planned with Snoop Dogg?!

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New on swearnet.com – Did Ricky Drug Bruce McCulloch?!

Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall joins Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bruce McCulloch, Canadian comedy icon and The Kids in the Hall alumnus joins this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  

We’re not sure what Ricky slipped Bruce, but holy fuck, this conversation goes into outer space!  Bruce is in Nova Scotia performing in his live show Young Drunk Punk, but you wouldn’t know that from his appearance on the podcash because he barely mentions it.  Instead, Bruce chats about The Kids in the Hall being as old as AIDS, his love of CB radio, where he was when Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire, and a whole lot more.

Ricky points out that Andre the Giant died on this day in 1993, and he and Bruce talk about his origins on top of the beanstalk.

PLUS: Find out some behind-the-scenes stories about what happened the last time a KITH alumnus joined the podcast.

Episode 78 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – The Kiln-Baked Boys

The Boys hold a clay version of Ricky

It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!

On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves!  Holy fuck the fans are talented.  They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes.  Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!

They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh.  Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!

If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

A few things to remember – it may take them a long fucking time to open the cocksuckers, and “free shit” is way more fun than fucking letters!

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New on swearnet.com – Kitty’s Freedom of Choices and Voices Act

The Trailer Park Cats in court

Kitty Ricky gets permission to smoke and swear in court on the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, now available on SwearNet.com.

Trailer Park Cats comes from the fucked mind of Scott Wagner, who puts an animated kitty spin on classic Trailer Park Boys scene, and in this episode, he sets his sights on a fan-fucking-favourite moment from Season 3 when Ricky invokes the Freedom of Choices and Voices act in order to allow him to smoke and swear while defending himself in court.

Soak up the feline nostalgia and see kitty versions of J-Roc, Tyrone, Cory, Trevor, and more!

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New on swearnet.com – Don’t Be Betting on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

Ricky and Bubbles join the set of Dear Julian

It’s a new season of Dear Julian!  Julian made a few changes – he got a new table, and he got two new dickhead co-hosts!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles tackle fan questions ranging from “how to pass a piss test” to the morality of hobo fights.  One fan asks if Ricky will ever get into the licensed medicinal marijuana business, and a question about winter school cancellations leads to a story about Bubbles getting his testicles (or was it his tongue) stuck to a flag pole.

Oh – and the Boys pass on the most important advice perhaps ever given – don’t, under any circumstances, fuck with Tie Domi!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky 2020

The Boys try to eat veggies

Ricky feels pretty confident that he could rock an inauguration speech like nobody else, and you can hear a preview of it on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys eat vegetables and ponder how much they would have to eat to offset the many ways they fuck their bodies over.  Also, Ricky learns about the man behind the “Hollyweed” hoax and is in awe of his brilliance!

Episode 77 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky for President, 2020

Bubbles looks at a carrot Despite not being born in the USA, not being a politician, and sometimes being pretty fucking dumb, Ricky already has his 2020 Inauguration speech ready, and you can hear a sample of it on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

The Boys also discuss some more money-making ideas for 2017, which leads them to ponder the best ways to harvest kitty fur.  Ricky shows his respect for the man behind the “Hollyweed” hoax, suggesting he might actually be smarter than Stephen fucking Hawking!

PLUS: Find out what you get when a monkey bangs a deer.

Episode 77 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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New on swearnet.com – A Nice Way to Dress up a Dope Jar

The Boys are back in the Mailbag

The Boys are back in the sack and they’re opening more of your free shit on the latest episode of Mailbag!

Two patterns emerge in the episode – the Boys are getting too many fucking letters and not enough parcels, and JP and Robb need more fucking love.  Mike received way too much shit in this one!

Actually there’s a third theme in this fucking episode – SwearNet/TPB fans are extremely creative!  You artistic fucks sent in your own novels, films, and custom guitar pedals!

Plus: The Boys receive a DECENT photo from the SwearNet ladies, Robb gets a solid “Ricky” shirt, and Big Joe sends more of his awesome TPB jewelry!

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