Monthly Archives: January 2017

New on swearnet.com – The Boys Are Fucked (also, writing again)

The Boys are dressed up for a State of the Union address

The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!

Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks.  They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects!  They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!

Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Bubbles is Back!

Bubbles is on a winter cowboy adventure with his kitties

Bubbles is still dressed like a cowboy on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Back from his wintry cowboy getaway, Bubbles brought pictures from his trip, along with some stories about the greasy rendezvous between his kitties and the barnyard animals!

Also on the podcash, Ricky reveals “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle,” his latest masterpiece that he created with his DECENT new art set!

Episode 76 is courtesy of the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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CONTEST: How Do You Stay #SunnyvaleWarm?

Trailer Park Boys bobble and scarf

Holy FUCK it’s colder than a witch’s tit in Sunnyvale these days!

Lahey is on the booze just for the “liquor jacket” effect, and Ricky is hot-boxing Bubbles’ shed mainly to keep warm!

We are running a contest to find out how YOU stay #SunnyvaleWarm!  Comment on our social media posts using the hashtag #SunnyvaleWarm, or you can also put your whore of an answer in the comment section below.  The contest runs til Sunday, January 15th at midnight EST!

The dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite post and mail out a DECENT Sunnyvale Bobble Hat and a Trailer Park Boys scarf!  If you’re worried you won’t win, or you’re too fucking lazy to come up with something funny, these two cocksuckers are on sale this weekend at our merch store so you can just buy the pricks yourself!

Stay warm, dicks!

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New on swearnet.com – You Can’t Fix a Car with a Chainsaw

Ricky tries out a Virtual Reality system

Bubbles is back and is sharing stories from his cowboy getaway on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals.  Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!

Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.”  PLUS:  Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!

Episode 76 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

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Now on iTunes & Libsyn: Smaller Buns in 2017!

Lahey and Randy are celebrating New Year's Eve

It was a New Year’s celebration so fucking epic and liquor-soaked that Lahey and Randy are only just recovering now (Lahey had a brunch of liquorball sandwiches that seem to clear the fog).

Now you can listen FOR FUCKING FREE to the audio version of the New Year’s Eve shit-show on iTunes and Libsyn.

This episode features a pledge from Randy to eat more beef and bacon but to cut down on the size of his burger guns — high protein and low carbs.  It also features the return of Marguerite, who is fucking pissed because a certain drunk-as-fuck trailer park supervisor failed to follow through on a promise he made to Marguerite when she joined the Christmas episode of the Lahey and Randy show.

But the fuckin fun don’t stop there – even more guests join the show!  A Halifax radio host returns with a fierce passion, and the office dicks at SwearNet find themselves dragged in front of the camera by Lahey for a liquored sing-along!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – A Greasy Look at 2016!

Ricky and Julian toast to 2016

With Bubbles away on vacation (courtesy of Christmas-grinch-dick Julian), Ricky and Julian are ready to leave behind the hard boozing of the 21 days of Christmas.  The Boys are spending some time looking back at the great podcash moments of 2016 on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast – now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

There were many great highlights in 2016, with DECENT guests such as Ron Sexsmith, Scott Thompson, and Verne “Mini Me” Troyer!  There were also some lowlights, with shitty fucking guests like Lahey, Jacob, Randy, and Gorilla Fingers.

Plus: Ricky tries out the new art set he got for Christmas!

Episode 75 is courtesy of the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Cheers to 20-fuckin-16!

Ricky and Julian have a toast to 2016

Many of you cocksuckers are quick to point out that 2016 was a whore of a year that you’d like to forget.  Well hold your fucking horses, because Julian and Ricky would like to take a minute and reminisce about how awesome the Trailer Park Boys Podcast was in 2016!

It did win the Canadian Comedy Award for best podcast, in case you fucking missed it!

The Boys are pretty fucked after partying so hard during the 21 days of Christmas, and Bubbles is away in a cabin in the woods, but Ricky and Julian still manage to take a look back at the podcash year that was.  Chipper managed to put down his new Christmas vaporizer long enough to put together some clips of the coolest musicians and celebs that joined the podcast, and he even put together a montage of the dick guests (we’re looking at you, Lahey, Randy, Cory, and Jacob).

They also set the stage for the coming year, with Julian hoping to get more ladies on the show, and Ricky studying hard so that he can win 7/10 of all quiz games on the podcash!

Episode 75 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (which has FREE shipping this weekend) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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We want YOUR #TPB2017 Predictions!

Trailer Park Boys New Years Predictions 2017

Happy fucking New Year, dickheads!

With the whore of a year of 2016 behind us, we are now rolling a six-paper joint and looking forward to 2017.  Season 11 will be unleashed in all of its greasy glory on Netflix (date to-be-fucking-announced), and Canadians coast-to-coast will be able to put their dirty lips on a can of Freedom 35, the best shitty beer ever made!

But what’s in store for the residents of Sunnyvale in 2017?  Will Bubbles meet a GREASY lady and take her back to his shed?  Will Randy switch to vegan burgers?  Will Jacob and Trinity get bornt a new gramson or gramdaughter for Ricky?  Will Lahey maintain a 10/10 drunk the entire year?

We want YOUR predictions for the people of Sunnyvale in 2017!

Use the hashtag #TPB2017 on Instagram or Twitter, or leave a comment on Facebook, and the dicks at SwearNet will pick their three favourite predictions and send out some fucking prizes!

It’s cold as fuck in Sunnyvale right now so we figure each winner should get a TPB beanie to keep their heads warm, and a TPB lighter leash to keep their joints warm!

Hurry the fuck up, you have until Monday, January 9th at midnight to submit your predictions!

 

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – PreDICKtions for 2017!

Ricky asks Bubbles if he'd bang an alien

Holy fuck the holidays can be hard on a guy.  After a week straight of drinking Bubbles’ patented Liquor-Nog, Ricky is completely fucked on the New Years edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

On this episode of the podcash, the Boys discuss their predictions for 2017.  They also ask Bubbles if he would ever bang an alien, and ponder whether or not Julian would offer discounts to firefighters if he ever opened up a massage parlour.

PLUS: Ricky invented the Shit Sucker 3000 for noble purposes – to help NASA astronauts shit in space.  Unfortunately, after seven days of Liquor-Nog, Ricky has other, GREASIER plans for it.

Episode 74 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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