We want YOUR #TPB2017 Predictions!

Trailer Park Boys New Years Predictions 2017

Happy fucking New Year, dickheads!

With the whore of a year of 2016 behind us, we are now rolling a six-paper joint and looking forward to 2017.  Season 11 will be unleashed in all of its greasy glory on Netflix (date to-be-fucking-announced), and Canadians coast-to-coast will be able to put their dirty lips on a can of Freedom 35, the best shitty beer ever made!

But what’s in store for the residents of Sunnyvale in 2017?  Will Bubbles meet a GREASY lady and take her back to his shed?  Will Randy switch to vegan burgers?  Will Jacob and Trinity get bornt a new gramson or gramdaughter for Ricky?  Will Lahey maintain a 10/10 drunk the entire year?

We want YOUR predictions for the people of Sunnyvale in 2017!

Use the hashtag #TPB2017 on Instagram or Twitter, or leave a comment on Facebook, and the dicks at SwearNet will pick their three favourite predictions and send out some fucking prizes!

It’s cold as fuck in Sunnyvale right now so we figure each winner should get a TPB beanie to keep their heads warm, and a TPB lighter leash to keep their joints warm!

Hurry the fuck up, you have until Monday, January 9th at midnight to submit your predictions!

 

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  4 comments for “We want YOUR #TPB2017 Predictions!

  1. garden ho
    January 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    So this contest is only available to Social Media Cunts, hey… may SN members be fucked if they don’t have accounts to any of those douchebag sites.
    And you wonder why I will no longer put any more of my hard earned scrilla into this site… smh.

    I predict the SN dicks pull their collective heads out of their asses for 2017, but I’m not holding my breath!

    • January 9, 2017 at 11:49 am

      WoOT!

      In the same boat bud. I’m no Twit, nor an Instantqueer who uses Fackbook. I would love to participate but it is what it is.

  2. Ron Johnson
    January 7, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    Angry Ron here! I’m angry as fuck, but looking forward to see what happens in the park this year. I got my theories…… and am gonna share ’em for the contest.

    Still pissed as fuck that you fucks didn’t even give me 10 seconds on your pay per view.
    But forgive forget……. sometimes thats how shit goes in the park.

    I still love you cocks. I don’t love cocks. I don’t have a problem with loving cocks.
    Some people love cocks. It’s just not my thing. I’m not a cock lover. But if you are into cocks. I think you should embrace the cock. I’m just not a big fan… but I have no problem with the loving of cocks… I just find that my cock doesn’t wanna meat with another cock…. shit.. did I just type “meat” ….. I meant meet.. not meat….. I’m not into man meat…. but if you were thats ok… but its just not my kind of meat.

    So… enough about meat…… here’s my prediction…… last season…. Julian left the park.
    I think that he went to California….. hooked up with Tom Arnold and the Dee Oh Dubble Gee….. and raised some money……. because california has legalized weed…. and us in Canada are about to….. He made that money to come back to either buy the park or start a new one and save all of his friends. Julian has always done everything to help the park….. because for him… the park is family. That being said…… poor Julian….. is going to need the help of a few friends….. and the are gonna fuck the whole thing up. His intentions are pure…… but the shit winds are gonna blow. Jim can’t keep sober……. Ricky can’t keep a gun out of the situation. Poor Bubs…… he’s gonna get dragged down into the middle of it.

    Best of luck boys……. it’s gonna be a long summer

    oh…. and fuck you

  3. Olivia
    January 13, 2017 at 4:09 am

    Bring aMoose to Rickys table, no Kittys or ice cubes, Ladies .

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