Send Us Your Fucking Questions

Dear Julian needs your questions

Alright dickheads, we want more questions for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian.

Since we started the second season, Bubbles and Ricky seem to have found their way onto the set.  Julian doesn’t want them around all the fucking time, it’s still called DEAR JULIAN for fuck sakes, but you never know when they might show up.  So include questions for those two shit weasels too if it tickles your fucking fancy!

Trying to figure out how to fuck over the tax man this tax season?

Want to learn how to roll the perfect six-paper joint?

Can’t stop your kitty from humping your fucking leg?

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  22 comments for “Send Us Your Fucking Questions

  1. michelle
    February 2, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Dear Julian,
    When it comes to matters of the heart, is it worth waiting for a guy that is being coy about wanting you? What is the best way to say, hey are we going to bang or not?
    Cheers,
    Michelle

  2. JL
    February 2, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Dear Ricky and Bubbles,

    How do you get women to bang y’all in the shitmobile and the shed?

    I have tried unsuccessfully to bang a chick in my busted up shit box of a truck to my man cave shed in the backyard.

    What am I doing wrong?

    From your cop fan in South Carolina.

  3. Ragin' Cajun
    February 2, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Dear Julian, will you marry me? I can mix your drinks, make sure you always have liquor, bang you, and anything else to make you happy 🙂

    • Dan Benoit a.k.a. Dizzy Bonez
      February 3, 2017 at 6:44 pm

      Damn JP she’s a keeper. Bang her and marry her.

  4. Clean and Greasy
    February 2, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Dear Julian,

    I know you’re not a doctor, but maybe you can help me. For about 10 days, I have been getting massive cold sores around my mouth, it burns when I pee, and my giblets itch a lot. Do you think I have the flu that’s been going around the office?

    On a positive note, two weeks ago I banged a super hot chick using Ricky’s awesome “hook” maneuver. Best bang I have had in a long time! It was extra greasy since it was behind an Arby’s.

    Cheers!

  5. Dan Benoit a.k.a. Dizzy Bonez
    February 2, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    Dear Julian….& Fuckers

    I live with a bunch of cocknoodle Dick heads and it’s hard to have any of my own time. Usually I’d take a fucking ride or a walk and smoke a fat bitch of a TPB joint or a Dutch master. But it fucking rains here in Alabama alot, so I guess wtf I want to know is how would you fuckers escape from cunts like Randy and Lahey when their always up your ass and it’s a shit fucking day outside?

  6. Darren Alway
    February 2, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Dear Julian bubs and rick my mate mike cranks one out 3 times a day and he tells me he goes off like a fire hydrant I’m 5 years younger than him 43 and I struggle to pull one off 3 times a week and when I do it’s only a dribble should I see a doctor ps I don’t like doctors so i hope you 3 can help

  7. HonkyGeorge
    February 2, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Dear Julian,

    I work in a bakery and my shift starts at 3:00 AM. The upside to this is no traffic on the roads. The downside is the only other traffic is mostly drunk drivers, as I’m headed to work shortly after last call. I could easily speed my way to work on the empty roads, but the presence of the drunks concerns me. Can I safely dodge drunk drivers at high speeds?

  8. Dan
    February 2, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Dear Julian,

    My girlfriend’s hot friend wants to bang me, and she wants to bang my girlfriend, too. Seems like a total win-win to me, but my girlfriend doesn’t see it that way. Is there any way to have her stop being so jealous and/or overprotective? I have plenty of love to go around.

  9. Jeff "Lahey, Lahey, Lahey Chicken" Crowther
    February 2, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Dear Julian,
    What should I do if I’m approached at the bar by some “drunk as fuck” walrus named Pat?

  10. Jess
    February 2, 2017 at 11:38 pm

    Dear, Julian
    I know Bubs has mad skills with the models, but does he ever settle for us non model types?
    Stay sexy.

  11. Subal Sanchez
    February 3, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Dear Julian, I love your signature glass that u never seem to be without I have one of my own. It took weeks of looking to find one exactly like yours. Mabye u could sell them in the swear net store save people some time and make some decent money. I have a few other money making ideas for u and the boys, mabye ricky’s maple flavored honey oil? Love u guys keep up the good work.

  12. Emma white
    February 3, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    I’m sure Lucy has a lot of girlfriends, how come she’s never fixed up Bubbs or Julian?

  13. Dan Benoit a.k.a. Dizzy Bonez
    February 3, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Dear Julian & Fuckers

    I’m friends with a set of lesbians, one which I’ve known longer than the other and she’s fucking hot. Her lesbo partner on the other hand not so fucking much. Actually looks like a fucking dude with tits. They both want to have a three way with me and I can’t help but contemplate. What the fuck should I do?

  14. Håvard Berget
    February 4, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    Dear Julian. First of all, don’t bother trying to pronounce my fucked up Norwegian name.

    I have a friend who is always borrowing money from me, but every month when he gets his paycheck he says he doesn’t have enough to pay me back because he has too many bills to pay. I think he’s drinking it all away, but I can’t prove it. He’s one of my best friends so I don’t want to go too overboard, but I can’t keep letting him get away with it. How do I tell him to fuck off with the loans, without pissing him off so much that I don’t get my money back? And what do you do when your friend might be an alcoholic?

  15. Audie Rachell
    February 8, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Dear Bubbles,

    Your glasses have been broken since the beginning of trailer park boys. When do you think you will save up enough money from the shopping cart business to buy yourself some new glasses?

  16. Chris
    February 9, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Dear Julian,
    My dad let the liquor do the thinkin’ and wound up in con college. Should I let my son visit him?

  17. Dan Benoit a.k.a. Dizzy Bonez
    February 9, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    Dear Julian

    It fucking rains and storms here alot and I know you always have a refill of booze on the go. So I figure that your the perfect fucker to ask… What do you do to kill time when your stuck inside the fucking house? Listen to music, bang, drink more, maybe play some fucking drinking games? Let me fucking know. Thanks bud.

  18. Dan Benoit a.k.a. Dizzy Bonez
    February 9, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    Dear Julian

    Many in this day in age will find a spot in life where they seem stuck. So eventually they come to ask themselves…
    What. The. Fuck. Would. Julian. Do.
    & I seem to be one of those fuckers asking myself the same question. Would you follow your dreams if it didn’t make much money , or make a shit ton of money but having to swallow your pride ?
    Thanks for the fucking time.

  19. Steve Parker
    February 11, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Dear Julian

    while drunk and stoned with some buddies we decided we had to see Terry and Deaner from Fubar turn up at Sunnyvale. Maybe Deaner’s mom and Phil Collins were both in the same junior high school and Deaner could be Phil’s long lost son and he and Randy try to realize Phil’s dream of a string of Dirty Burger franchises. Well we sobered up and after a smoke and some jalapeno chips we still thought it was a good idea but what the fuck do we know. Then we thought …. lets ask Julian

  20. Cristian
    March 3, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    Truth be told, I am in attractive guy, it’s something I would never admit in person but I know it. So, when it comes to ladies, I normally get hit on so I don’t have to do any work to get laid. Should I keep being lazy and getting laid, Or should I try make an effort to try to bang even more ladies?

  21. Brittany
    March 30, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    Dear Julian,
    Do you still get a rush when y’all do illegal shit or is the spark gone?

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