Monthly Archives: March 2017

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Alex Fuckin’ Lifeson!

Bubbles offers Alex Lifeson a spot in his band

Alex Lifeson is in the house!  Er, the guitar factory!  The legendary Rush guitarist joins the Boys at the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Alex chats with the Boys about his completely fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the craziest stunts he pulled on the road, and who he thinks is the sexiest member of Rush.  We also get a look at his signature Gibson guitar, which is DECENT to say the least!

Now that Rush has stopped doing the massive live tours, Bubbles wonders if Alex would be up for becoming a Shitrocker.  Lucky for him, Alex is still working on new material, and he debuts it, right here on the fuckin’ podcash!

PLUS: Are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Alex eating jerky… or… did Ricky just slip them a bunch of mushrooms and assorted Memphis drugs?!

Podcast 84 is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And remember, the only place to see the video version of this cocksucker is SwearNet.com!

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Trailer Park Boys Mobile Game Available on FOUR FUCKIN’ TWENTY!

The Boys' DECENT mobile game is available on 4.20!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

A greasy, story-driven mobile game based on the hit TV show, Trailer Park Boys!

 

Vancouver, Canada – Mar. 13th, 2017 – It’s official! The long awaited Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money is scheduled to be released worldwide on April 20th, 2017. The free to play mobile game, developed by East Side Games, will be available on iOS and Android.

 

The game features iconic characters Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, as well as fan favourite characters such as Randy, Mr. Lahey and JRoc.

Play as the boys and run Sunnyvale trailer park where each level is a whole new season complete with quirky storylines. Too lazy to work? That’s ok, you can upgrade businesses and hire Cory to run them while you’re gone. Running low on stock? No worries! Use crowbars to bust open car trunks and find more characters, liquor, hashcoins, and cash.

 

Throw down with the resident Trailer Park supervisors, Randy and Mr. Lahey as you enter fast-tapping middle-finger Boss Fights at the end of each season. Get thrown in jail because jail is awesome and getting busted is part of the job. When you get out, rebuild your trailer park stronger than before.

 

As the only mobile game to feature the Trailer Park Boys, it’s an exciting first for both the boys and East Side Games.

 

“As lifelong fans of the boys, we worked closely with them to make this a truly greasy Trailer Park Boys experience!”

 

What else can we say? It’s going to be DEECENT!

 

ABOUT TPB PRODUCTIONS LIMITED

TPB Productions is a Nova Scotia based company indirectly controlled by actors, Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay, and Robb Wells. The company owns and manages all intellectual property rights associated with Trailer Park Boys, including Canadian and International trademarks, copyrights and music publishing assets.

For more information on the Trailer Park Boys please visit www.trailerparkboys.com and www.swearnet.com

ABOUT EAST SIDE GAMES

East Side Games is a proudly independent and profitable game studio with a collaborative, creative, and fun culture. Our games fund all our new projects, and everyone who works here has a direct impact on the day-to-day business.

 

The studio has over 25 million downloads and well over a million unique players every month. East Side Games has released several hit mobile games including Pot Farm: Grass Roots, Munchie Farm, Idle Paws and coming soon Dragon Up: Match 2 Hatch.

 

For more information about East Side Games, please visit www.eastsidegames.com

 

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New on swearnet.com – Blah, Blah, Blah, It’s Alex Lifeson!

The Boys chat with Alex Lifeson in front of a wall of guitars

What do you get when you combine Memphis, Gibson Guitars, and Alex Lifeson?  The greatest fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, that’s what!

On this week’s podcash, legendary Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson sits down with the Boys in the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee!  Ricky and Alex seem to have made up since the unfortunate incident that took place when Ricky borrowed/abducted Alex back when Rush was playing a gig in Halifax.

The Boys chat with Alex about his signature Gibson Les Paul guitar, and ask him what life is like now that Rush has stopped touring (including an open invitation to serve as the lead guitarist for Bubbles and the Shitrockers).  They also discuss Alex’s totally fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, funny stories from the road, and Alex’s many multi-lingual guitars.  We even get a taste of some new material he’s working on, though it’s most likely just the fucked up ramblings of a man totally fucked on secret mushrooms from Ricky.

PLUS: Find out Alex’s preferred method of cooking goat.

Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 84 is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Sex Ghosts

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The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing.  Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.

The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits.  Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.

PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!

Episode 83 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and April FUCKIN Wine!

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NOW on iTunes & Libsyn – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

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Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, and now you can listen to Episode One FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn.

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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New on swearnet.com – Do Ghosts Exist, and Do They Bang People?

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The Boys (well, Ricky and his blowtorch) kick of March, the “month of fire”, with a supernatural episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

After somehow stumbling into a conversation about “sex ghosts” that bang humans, Bubbles skeptically invites any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed at night and bang him.  This, despite clear evidence from Ricky and Julian that sex ghosts are real (including a real-life story about Bobby Brown banging a ghost).

The Boys also celebrate the birthday of Stompin’ Tom Connors, try to figure out the best ways to remove dead cockroaches from one’s ear, and question whether or not Bubbles has the hacking skills to fuck over the bank accounts of major oil companies.

PLUS: Ricky and Julian dust off their Jeopardy buzzers and have an epic showdown in a category they love: LIQUOR!  Stakes are high — the loser must take Randy out to dinner!

Episode 83 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and APRIL fuckin’ WINE!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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