Monthly Archives: April 2017

New on swearnet.com – Let’s Build a Liquor Cloud

Somehow, someway, Ricky and Julian survived a multi-ounce 4:20 celebration and they are alive for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Bubbles is the only clear-headed fucker at the table because he did his best to stay away from the dope-shitstorm that surrounded Ricky in the days leading up to April 20th.  Bubbles brings up some things that happened on this day in history, including the 1918 death of the Red Baron at the hands of a badass Canadian, and the first meeting of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones back in the 1960’s.

They also talk about the absolutely fucked 1989 movie featuring Donald Trump called Ghosts Can’t Do It, which explores the age-old Hollywood cliche of ghost sex!

PLUS: After learning about a very promising tequila invention in Mexico, the Boys wonder if they can create their own liquor cloud!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com – now featuring some classic re-booted merch from yester-fuckin-year!

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Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY Has Arrived!

As if we needed any more reason to celebrate 4:20… Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY, the mobile game, is finally here!  The cocksucker is available worldwide in the Google Play Store and the iOS App Store!

Greasy Money lets you run Sunnyvale Trailer Park on your smartphone! Play with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles as you tap your way through many greasy ‘seasons’ – upgrade businesses, collect character cards and complete challenges to unlock trunks of cash, liquor and dope. Watch out for the awesome Lahey and Randy Boss Fights at the end of each season!

So, roll that six paper joint, grab a bit of honey oil, a hash coin, DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING GAME, and enjoy the fuck out of 4:20!

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!

Lahey sits in his liquor chair with a bottle of liquor

Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.  

Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:

  • Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
  • How many people has Lahey shot?
  • When was he first attracted to men?
  • What are Randy’s finest qualities?

Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.

PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario?  Lahey has a very simple solution.

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Toronto: Get Ready for a Taste of Freedom!

Freedom 35 is finally on the horizon!  The scrum-dilly lager has already been popping up in liquor stores across Canada, ahead of its official launch in Toronto on April 27th.  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles will be at the Queen’s Quay LCBO branch on April 27th from 12pm til 3pm, signing autographs and taking photos.

The easy-drinking brew was developed by beer genius Paul Dickey and North American Craft, and early reviews indicate that she’s a DE-HEEE-HEEEECENT lager!  But we want to hear from you – please Tweet or Instagram us a photo of you enjoying a cool one with the hashtag #TPBFreedom35!

 

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky Explains Easter

Ricky portrays Jesus as black

Ever wonder what in the fuck the Easter Bunny and its chocolate eggs have to do with Easter and Jesus?  Lucky you!  Ricky breaks it all down on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Also, in honour of the late great gameshow host Chuck Barris, Ricky and Julian go head to head in a “The Best Buddies Game,” with Bubbles hitting them with some fucked up The-Newlywed-Game-esque questions.  Find out who Ricky thinks Julian thinks is the sexiest man alive, and hear Julian’s opinion on the greasiest thing Ricky has ever done.

PLUS: Ricky busts out the art supplies and creates a masterpiece he calls “BAD FRIDAY.”

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Best Buddies Game

In honour of the passing of Chuck Barris, Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in the “Best Buddies Game” hosted by Bubbles Barris on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. In their own fucked version of The Newlywed Game, Bubbles tests Ricky and Julian’s knowledge of each other and we learn who Julian thinks is the sexiest man alive, what… Read more →

New on swearnet.com – Dope Trailer Police Chase

Kitty Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles in a getaway car

The kitties might’ve really fucked themselves this time!  Gun fights, dope, and a helicopter police chase will probably result in a lot more than a slap on the wrist on the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats.

Under the direction of Scott Wagner, the TPC team animated this classic scene from the Season 2 finale which starts with Bubbles as the driver of a getaway car but somehow ends with him as an innocent farmer.

If we learn one lesson from this scene, it’s this: Bubbles will NOT harm a kitty just to save a dope trailer!

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New on swearnet.com – IT’S HUNKULES!

The Boys are toasting with some Freedom 35 cansThe Boys got themselves a few DECENT sample cans of Freedom 35 and they’re cracking into them on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast — even Julian thinks it’s “good, for a beer!”

You can get this podcast for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky is happy with the way he was shown in an intelligent light in Season 11, though Bubbles and Julian dispute that.  The Boys get into a fucked conversation about Julian’s mom’s genitals, as well as John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock.  Ricky discusses the differences (or lack thereof) between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, and Bubbles workshops a new tune he calls HUNKULES, written specially for Julian’s muscles.

PLUS: The Boys show off their new Baker skateboards, now available only on TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!

Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!

Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11?  Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!

Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.

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New on swearnet.com – Operation Midnight Dope

The Boys are sitting in their smokey sack

This episode of Mailbag is hot as fuck, maybe due to all the layers of clothes Mike is wearing, or maybe due to all of the spicy fucking snacks they keep getting in the mail!

The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship!  If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st!  Click here for details.

They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.

PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!

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