Monthly Archives: June 2017

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Wayne Gretzky Episode

Bubbles dedicates the 99th podcast to Wayne Gretzky

It’s podcash episode 99 and Bubbles is pumped to dedicate the show to the “Great One” Wayne Gretzky!  Meanwhile, Ricky is fucking pissed that the episode, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, does not feature 99 joints of weed on the wall.

Julian takes a bit of wind out of Bubbles’ sails by pointing out that he’s wearing a 97 Edmonton Oilers jersey, not 99, calling it a bitch slap to the Great One.

The Boys also start laying out their plans for the 100th episode, which will also coincide with the end of their week-long party for Canada’s 150th borntday.

PLUS: Ricky describes the greasy sexual act that can cause cancer, and the other sexual act that can cure it!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the cocksuckers at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Bubbles Reports from Sunnyvale Again

Bubbles interviews Randy and Lahey on the set of TPB12

Bubbles is back with another SwearNet live report from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12!

In this episode, Bubbles interviews (well, mainly fucks with) a bunch of dicks in Sunnyvale, including Randy, Lahey (who is recovering from a terrible rash and is pretty fucked up because he has been mixing liquor and pills), Ricky, and Marguerite.

Bubbles also talks to Bobby Farrelly, director of Dumb and Dumber, There’s Something About Mary, and guest of Podcash Episode 45!

PLUS: Preston gets a firm warning about how he should be treating the park residents!

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Celebrate Canada’s 150th Borntday with Freedom 35!

An ice cold can of Freedom 35 sits on the bank of a river

Holy fuck, on July 1st, it’ll be 150 years since Canada was bornt!

To celebrate, we’re going to give away some DECENT prizes to whoever takes the best picture of a can of Freedom 35 as they celebrate Canada Day!  The grand prize includes an autographed Freedom 35 hockey jersey – peak fuckin’ Canada!

Whether you’re celebrating Canada 150 while grilling in your backyard, canoeing in the wilderness, hanging out on the beach, whatever the fuck, we want to see a pic of it!  Include a can of Freedom 35 lager in the photo and enter it here on the official contest page!

A can of Freedom 35 at Peggy's Cover and a can on a chair on a lake

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Go Big or Leave Home

The Boys ponder Lorena Bobbitt's methods

How does Ricky prepare for a podcash?  He sneaks hash into Bubbles’ cookies and doesn’t tell him a fucking thing.  A jam-packed hash cookie is the backdrop for Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 98, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Before the hash kicks in, Bubbles has a lucid conversation with Ricky and Julian about a wide range of topics, including the most painful incidents the Boys ever experienced.  To everyone’s surprise, somehow Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the nutsack is only the second-most painful thing to ever happen to him!  And to nobody’s surprise, Julian’s worst injury occurred while lifting weights with his big sexy muscles.

As it is the anniversary of the Lorena Bobbitt wiener-chopping incident, the Boys can’t help but ponder, in gory fucking detail, the means by which she hacked off her husband’s cock.

By the time the hash kicks in, Bubbles is talking about aliens and begins to think he is a lord from the 18th century.  Fuck!

This greasy episode of the podcash is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Go Big or Leave Home

The Boys discuss the Lorena Bobbit incident of 1993

Ricky secretly snuck a fuckload of hash into Bubbles’ cookies just before the Boys shot the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and holy fuck does Bubbles ever go into outer space!

Before the hash kicks in, the Boys discuss the most painful things that has ever happened to them (Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the balls was actually only his second-most painful incident).  This ties nicely into the 24th anniversary of Lorena Bobbitt hacking off her husband’s cock, and the Boys try to figure out how exactly she did it, and which instruments she might’ve used.

It’s also the anniversary of the first-ever message sent into space for potential reception by aliens, which leads the Boys to wonder if aliens exist.  Bubbles claims they absolutely exist, and they’re already here on Earth.  He even suggests that Trevor was an alien and the reason he is not around anymore is because the Tall Whites beamed him back up!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles also discuss David Letterman (or Lettermen), My Sharona, the CN Tower, Richie Rich, Casper the Ghost, and a fuck ton of other random shit on Episode 98 of the podcash!

As per fucking usual, this episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Offworld Cookery Returns!

The Offworld Cookery dicks have a table this time!

It’s been two years since we’ve seen these dicks on SwearNet, but Offworld Cookery is back with a new season!  And in the season premiere, Paul, Chico, and Alessandro actually have a fucking table this time!

The food cocks from Northern England have transformed themselves into a pack of posh cunts with a stunning menu that brings fine dining to the great outdoors.  Take a delightful romp through the some of the finest fresh spring flavours imaginable, including lobster, monkfish, and lemon jizz!

Stay tuned til the end – these fine English gentleman seem to misplace their manners and things turn ugly!

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The Camera Dicks Are Back in Sunnyvale!

Bubbles and Ricky stand in front of the set on the first day of TPB12 filming

Holy fuck it’s happening all over again.  The SwearNet camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale, harassing the fuck out of Bubbles, Ricky, Julian, and all the other dickheads that live in the park!

Keep an eye out for Trailer Park Boys Season 12 updates here on SwearBlog, the Trailer Park Boys section of SwearNet, and all of our greasy social media accounts!

Fuck off, we’ve got work to do!

 

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