Holy fuck, on July 1st, it’ll be 150 years since Canada was bornt!
To celebrate, we’re going to give away some DECENT prizes to whoever takes the best picture of a can of Freedom 35 as they celebrate Canada Day! The grand prize includes an autographed Freedom 35 hockey jersey – peak fuckin’ Canada!
Whether you’re celebrating Canada 150 while grilling in your backyard, canoeing in the wilderness, hanging out on the beach, whatever the fuck, we want to see a pic of it! Include a can of Freedom 35 lager in the photo and enter it here on the official contest page!
How does Ricky prepare for a podcash? He sneaks hash into Bubbles’ cookies and doesn’t tell him a fucking thing. A jam-packed hash cookie is the backdrop for Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 98, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Before the hash kicks in, Bubbles has a lucid conversation with Ricky and Julian about a wide range of topics, including the most painful incidents the Boys ever experienced. To everyone’s surprise, somehow Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the nutsack is only the second-most painful thing to ever happen to him! And to nobody’s surprise, Julian’s worst injury occurred while lifting weights with his big sexy muscles.
As it is the anniversary of the Lorena Bobbitt wiener-chopping incident, the Boys can’t help but ponder, in gory fucking detail, the means by which she hacked off her husband’s cock.
By the time the hash kicks in, Bubbles is talking about aliens and begins to think he is a lord from the 18th century. Fuck!
This greasy episode of the podcash is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale and the pricks at SwearNet want to have some “Ask Me Fucking Anythings” with the idiot residents of the park.
If you have questions for any of the people in the picture above, write them in the comment section and we’ll be sure to bother the fuck out of them and try to capture it on camera!
The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale for Season 12 of Trailer Park Boys and we gave Bubbles a SwearNet mic and asked him to send us a report! He interviews some members of the crew, plus a bunch of familiar fuckers from the park!
You can watch the whole greasy report FREE on SwearNet!
Ricky secretly snuck a fuckload of hash into Bubbles’ cookies just before the Boys shot the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and holy fuck does Bubbles ever go into outer space!
Before the hash kicks in, the Boys discuss the most painful things that has ever happened to them (Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the balls was actually only his second-most painful incident). This ties nicely into the 24th anniversary of Lorena Bobbitt hacking off her husband’s cock, and the Boys try to figure out how exactly she did it, and which instruments she might’ve used.
It’s also the anniversary of the first-ever message sent into space for potential reception by aliens, which leads the Boys to wonder if aliens exist. Bubbles claims they absolutely exist, and they’re already here on Earth. He even suggests that Trevor was an alien and the reason he is not around anymore is because the Tall Whites beamed him back up!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles also discuss David Letterman (or Lettermen), My Sharona, the CN Tower, Richie Rich, Casper the Ghost, and a fuck ton of other random shit on Episode 98 of the podcash!
As per fucking usual, this episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
It’s been two years since we’ve seen these dicks on SwearNet, but Offworld Cookery is back with a new season! And in the season premiere, Paul, Chico, and Alessandro actually have a fucking table this time!
The food cocks from Northern England have transformed themselves into a pack of posh cunts with a stunning menu that brings fine dining to the great outdoors. Take a delightful romp through the some of the finest fresh spring flavours imaginable, including lobster, monkfish, and lemon jizz!
Stay tuned til the end – these fine English gentleman seem to misplace their manners and things turn ugly!
Holy fuck it’s happening all over again. The SwearNet camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale, harassing the fuck out of Bubbles, Ricky, Julian, and all the other dickheads that live in the park!
Keep an eye out for Trailer Park Boys Season 12 updates here on SwearBlog, the Trailer Park Boys section of SwearNet, and all of our greasy social media accounts!
Fuck off, we’ve got work to do!
This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe. And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.
PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?
This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, now featuring the brand-fucking-new Green Bastard hoodie!
On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!
While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon. Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.
PLUS: What would make fried chicken better? Cocaine, that’s what!
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the pricks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! Check out the brand-fuckin-new Green Bastard hoodie!
On today’s episode of Dear Julian, we get some advice on surviving an early-mid-life crisis, how to trick the stupid fucking cops that pull you over for smoking dope, and how to advertise greasy new bars!
We also get Julian’s take on modern fuckin technology. How is it impacting his line of work? What are his opinions of hackers? Now that everyone has goddamn cameras in their pockets, is it hard to pull off greasy shit?
PLUS: We learn some serious rum lessons, particularly when it comes to driving!