This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe. And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.
PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?
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On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!
While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon. Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.
PLUS: What would make fried chicken better? Cocaine, that’s what!
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On today’s episode of Dear Julian, we get some advice on surviving an early-mid-life crisis, how to trick the stupid fucking cops that pull you over for smoking dope, and how to advertise greasy new bars!
We also get Julian’s take on modern fuckin technology. How is it impacting his line of work? What are his opinions of hackers? Now that everyone has goddamn cameras in their pockets, is it hard to pull off greasy shit?
PLUS: We learn some serious rum lessons, particularly when it comes to driving!
The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, was full of fucking spills and thrills! Several drinks were spilled and Bubbles’ computer may be a casualty.
The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.
Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.
The Boys also discuss Michael J Fox’s middle name, Paul McCartney’s sexual (?) album Ram, and The Ties that Bind Families.
PLUS: What would you pay for Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wrestling trunks? Would you pay more if you were guaranteed they touched his bare cock and balls?
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Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!
But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption. He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills. After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.
The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.
PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?
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Despite some pretty fucking severe protest, Mike manages to drag Robb and JP out of the writing room and into a test kitchen on this week’s episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show.
On last week’s episode, Mike revealed that he and the Boys purchased the legendary Halifax hang-out known as the Economy Shoe Shop. Unfortunately, the timing absolute dog shit because they are under the gun to finish writing Trailer Park Boys Season 12 and they don’t exactly have time to be fucking around with a restaurant.
This week, Boys go to a test kitchen so that they can try every single fucking thing on the 45-item menu. Good news, the feedback is positive!
On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.
He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke. Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.
PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks? Find out in this episode!
Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004. And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!
Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!
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The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest has come to an end, and the Boys are picking their favourites on the latest episode of Mailbag!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
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It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
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