QUESTIONS NEEDED – #TPB12 Ask Me Fucking Anything

Ask these dicks fucking anything!The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale and the pricks at SwearNet want to have some “Ask Me Fucking Anythings” with the idiot residents of the park.

If you have questions for any of the people in the picture above, write them in the comment section and we’ll be sure to bother the fuck out of them and try to capture it on camera!

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  100 comments for “QUESTIONS NEEDED – #TPB12 Ask Me Fucking Anything

  1. Organic187
    June 23, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Dear Randy,
    What makes Cheeseburgers soooo fuckin sexy?

  2. Keshia Latriece Nowden
    June 23, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Dear Ricky,

    You are looking fit as fuck. It’s very sexy. What is your secret? Whatever it is, it is fucking working! Can’t wait to see you in Miliwakenee in August.

    • HonkyGeorge
      June 24, 2017 at 12:24 am

      That question will get you stuffed, Keshia.

  3. Darren Brennan
    June 23, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Dear Conky,
    I have a puppet fetish and want to cram my fist straight up your arse. My question is, why do you have such a fucking problem with Ricky ? And is that something you’d be into ?

    Thanks,

    Foul Mouthed Fucking Chimney Sweep

  4. June 23, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Dear Margarette,how ever you spell your fuckin name,,,,which one of the boy,s go you really want to bone,,,,,which one do you really want to de-bone….

  5. dick dogfood
    June 23, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    Dear Corey,

    Why bother?

    • The Shane L Y Experience
      June 23, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      didnt you ask me that once?

      • dick dogfood
        June 23, 2017 at 11:17 pm

        Yes I did! You wouldn’t tell me how many pennies you can fit in your urethra

  6. The Shane L Y Experience
    June 23, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Dear Chipper,
    why are you such a dick and fuck shit up all the time?

  7. The Shane L Y Experience
    June 23, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Dear Corey and Jacob,
    why do you 2 dicks fuck things up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles all the time?

  8. NaysaLies
    June 23, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Dear Julian why does Ricky think the Earth is flat? I seen some of those Flat Earth videos on youtube and they are fucked but they also kind of make sense and have allot of proof from sending up balloons with cameras and shit like that. Would you ever consider watching those Flat Earth videos with Ricky?

  9. Sara
    June 23, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Dear Sarah,
    You are a versatile and talented lady, beautiful too. What is your favorite way to spend the day in Sunnyvale provided the boys aren’t fucking things up too much?

  10. JS
    June 23, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    Dear Ricky,

    What is your last name? Just wondering if you, Julian, Bubbles and Randy even have a last name. It’s weird that isn’t never come up even in court.

  11. June 23, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    Dear Ricky,
    I have noticed you used to vape, now we don’t see you smoke or use a vape anymore, did you use the vape to help quit smoking? Also what in the fuck is with you licking your fingers like a madman after eating a chip then diving back in? WTF man!

    • dick dogfood
      June 24, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      Yeah, that’s way worse than double dipping — so bad I don’t even think there’s a name for it.

  12. June 23, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    Dear Ricky,
    I have notice you don’t smoke anymore and I have seen you vape on podcashs’. Did you use the vape to help quit smoking? Also what in the fuck is with the way you suck your fingers after every chip then dive back into the bowl for more? That is fucked man.

  13. HonkyGeorge
    June 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

    Mr. Lahey, what does the liquor tell us about the future?

  14. Ragin Cajun
    June 24, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Dear Julian, Could you use a new business partner? I’m a smart, single woman. I really think I could bring a fresh perspective and lots of good ideas. I could also be a very good financial advisor. Cheers bud 😀

  15. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 12:42 am

    Hey Ricky,
    evryone knows your the smartest guy in the park, but why do you think people think your retarded

  16. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 12:46 am

    Julian.
    Do you got any new money makning scemes in the works, ones where you dont fuck over your freinds.
    …thanks swayze

  17. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 12:54 am

    Randers.
    Are you still bangin ted. how longs he in prison for. oh and next time you have to chopsticks staple them to each side of your mouth you walrus.
    cheers man

  18. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:02 am

    Hey Cory.
    Are you still running that convenience store? how its going. also are you still doing any of that raping. can you do some free style for me.
    cheers BUD

    • Organic187
      June 24, 2017 at 11:09 am

      Corey is still Canada’s best freestyle RAPIST

  19. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:12 am

    Sarah
    whats up with you “falling in love” with the guys ricky makes basicly his slaves, cory, trevor, and even jacob. do you think its something like pity you have towards them that makes you attracted to them.
    thanks

  20. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:16 am

    hey jacob have you paid julian that $5 for the donair. if not get the fuck out of here and go pay him

    • Brenda
      July 18, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Hey Dion,
      Why are they always reading your questions on AMFA? You slipping them some hash coins? 🤣

  21. TPW- Trailer Park Woman
    June 24, 2017 at 1:18 am

    These questions are for Bubbles and Ricky. I am enamored with you,Bubbles. I love cats,also. Do you think we could collect carts together sometime? This question is for Ricky. I’ve seen you light up everything under the sun. I just wonder, have you ever lit one of your own farts? After all the beer and pepperoni and pot you could start a bonfire with it. P.S. Julian your perfect, thank you……sigh.

  22. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:21 am

    Conkey what the fuck are you doing back in the park. if your going for ricky, just remember… he passes out alot

  23. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:30 am

    marguerite
    Whos Your Favourite Resident of sunnyvale. and who do you hate most

  24. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:33 am

    hey bubs
    ok so why do you wear those fuckning glasses. you cant see 5ft in front of you.whats your vision like without them

  25. Dion Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 1:36 am

    Lahey.
    do you still love motel. you were great looking after him when you thought you were ricks old man. so do you still like him you drunk fuck

  26. JENKS
    June 24, 2017 at 2:15 am

    Sarah, would you ever consider getting back together with Ricky?

  27. June 24, 2017 at 2:34 am

    Dear Conky,
    Is it possible you’ll have kids that will hate and fuck with Ricky as much as you do? Also,you need to make more Swaezy stabes at Jullian

  28. Charley
    June 24, 2017 at 3:25 am

    Dear Conky,

    Fuck you.

  29. Sara
    June 24, 2017 at 4:36 am

    Dear Cory,
    Could you please show the viewers of Swearnet some of your dance moves?

  30. Sara
    June 24, 2017 at 4:41 am

    Bubbles, would you rather never play guitar again or never take care of kitties for the rest of your life?

  31. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:13 am

    Hey Ricky, my brother Dion is always commenting on your stuff. Can you tell him to Fuck Off?

  32. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:14 am

    Bubbles, Ricky and Julian
    How come you all are so different but you all seem to be the best of friends? What made you like each other?
    Cheers

  33. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:15 am

    Bubbles,
    I know kitty’s are adorable but what’s the reason you like them for, if they became endangered what would you do!?

  34. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:17 am

    Hey randers
    If you could design a cheeseburger what would you put in it? And what would you call it?

  35. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:18 am

    Sarah, if you had to kill one, fuck one and marry one,
    Who would you pick and why
    Out of Ricky, Bubbles and Julian

  36. Chloe Jamieson
    June 24, 2017 at 6:20 am

    Dear Julian,
    What’s some excersise tips?
    Cheers

  37. Darren
    June 24, 2017 at 8:47 am

    Hey bubs – I know from “ask Julian” that you only bang models but have you ever got down and dirty with any ladies from the park ie Lucy , Sarah or even margarita thanks Darren from uk

  38. mr cat
    June 24, 2017 at 10:08 am

    randy whats your record on cheeseburgers ate in one day?

  39. lee oldroyd
    June 24, 2017 at 10:34 am

    do bubbles kitties steal (nibble) ricky’s pepperoni cocks?

  40. Jeff Crowther Jr.
    June 24, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a fuckhead is Pat Roach, and has his fuckheadedness increased or decreased over these past few years?

  41. Ian Pentemple
    June 24, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    How’s it fuckin goin boys? Julian, if you had to bang Schwarzenegger, Stallone or Corey to save your Grandma’s trailer (I don’t know, Lahey is gunna torch it otherwise or some other fucked up shit, you know how much he wants to see you bang) which one would you pick? Corey is already kind of like a chick but I don’t know if I could bang someone that dumb, he’d fuck it up one way or another.

  42. BabyFartMcgee
    June 24, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Ricky, who was the best fucking pet, Orangie, willy, or CoolNow?

  43. Lou Sass
    June 24, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Hey Conky

    I thought you were fucking dead you stupid son of a whore! Why do you keep fucking with the boys? You better look the fuck out Rickys gonna end you for good.

    Fuck with Randy and Lahey those shit twisting bastards and maybe you can make it up to the boys.

    What do you think Conky?
    TPB4Life

  44. Willy Fisterbottom
    June 24, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Dear Jim Lahey

    Why did you become a cop rather than teach theater and literature? Was it your shit destiny?

  45. Dang Lin-Wang
    June 24, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    Yo Ricky

    You have been through a whole lot over the years in Sunnyvale. You have been shot multiple times. You have been electrocuted. You burned down Rays trailer. You have grown the best dope ever smoked and, you are now a gramfather. How does it feel to be the coolest guy in Sunnyvale?

    I don’t know why Lahey and Randy keep fucking with you. Why cant they just FUCK OFF? I don’t think they remember what goes around is all around.

    Keep up the good work boys,
    TPB4Life

  46. allisonhope47
    June 24, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    Dear Sarah,

    After all these years dealing with stress in the park, how do manage to stay so young? Your face seriously hasn’t aged since the early 2000s. What’s your secret?

    Sincerely,
    allisonhope

  47. Ryan West
    June 25, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Conky. Have you ever met Bobby Turkalino and what are your thoughts on him?

    Cheers,
    Ryan

    • Ryan West
      June 25, 2017 at 9:00 am

      Dear Jim.

      You are a huge inspiration of mine. If there is one shitism of yours that you want everyone to remember when you’re gone, what is it? Which shit-quote means the most to you?

      Thanks a lot,
      Ryan,
      Your fan from England.

  48. marduk gault
    June 25, 2017 at 9:38 am

    dear Bubbles. have you ever heard any flamenco guitar (spanish guitar)? the most famous example is paco de lucia. you seem to know a very wide variety of music

  49. Corey Staton
    June 25, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Conky, 2 part question. 1. Whats the biggest fist you’ve ever taken 2. Do you think would have been better with Seabastian and all that honey oil?

  50. Ray Oliver
    June 25, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    Conky,

    What has nine lives, one joke and enjoys a good ass-fisting? And would you mind being funnier in Season 12 by spending the rest of them?

  51. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:35 am

    Jacob, how in the fuck did your nuts recover from that dog bite for to make baby Mo? Do you now have one good ball?

  52. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:37 am

    Marguerite, did you plan to stab Corey with nail clippers or would you have ‘worked-off’ your debt if you didn’t have anything to stab the little peckerwoods with?

  53. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:39 am

    Conky, ever had a non-human fist inside ya?

  54. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:44 am

    A 2 part question for both Randy and Lahey:
    1) we’ve seen Indianapolis Jones and Flight of the Bumblecock but what are your favourite outfits from your many, many plays at the Blandford recreation centre?
    2) We know you two have a sawhorse and sex swing, what other shit are you into in the bedroom?

  55. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Ricky, I live in the UK and we are just starting to get some of the really nice Cali weed (like Cookies and Cream) imported here but its sooo fucking expensive (over $1000 CAD an oz.). What’s the most expensive weed you’ve ever bought? and was it worth the cost?

  56. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:52 am

    Julian, I live in the UK and you can occasionally get really nice Cali weed here but its well over $1000 CAD an ounce. Any chance of you working out a greasy international smuggling deal with Snoop and Sammy OG?

  57. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 9:58 am

    Hi Sarah, before I praise your smarts let me tell first compliment you being the hottest person in the park 😉
    Now onto my question: apart from Bubbles you are clearly the smartest person in the park – do you ever see yourself owning and/or running Sunnyvale? You managed the Dirty Dancer, Julians Sports Bar and Gym and Mystic Fingers so surely it would be easy for you and you would do a better job than Barb, Julian, Drunkey-the-Fuck-clown or that cavedick Sam?

  58. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 10:02 am

    Bubs, I know you have had trouble with kids being mean to you and bullying you because of your glasses, calling you a nerd etc. What advice would you give to a kid who is having trouble with some bullies?

  59. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 10:05 am

    Cory, what’s up with the toothpick bud? Is it an oral fixation or do you just really miss hanging out with Trevor?

  60. NjdB
    June 26, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Lahey, we’ve heard you speak of Shit-hawks, Shit-ropes, Shit-blizzards and even the eye of the Shit-icane… but which of these (or any other) Shit-isms should be avoided above all others and why?

  61. Shaun Rust
    June 26, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Dear bubbles, Were you born with all the awesomeness that you have or was it something you learned over time? And if so how could I be become as awesome as you are and learn how to control my bird when I get nervous? It can become a problem when your bird goes up in the wrong place.

  62. Corey
    June 26, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Dear ricky, what is the most fucked thing you have ever seen, done, or experienced while tripping on shrooms/lsd?

  63. Maggie
    June 26, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Dear Marguerite,
    I hear tell that you come from a long line of coal mining swish drinkers. Care to share an old family swish recipe? Is swish best straight up, on the rocks, or with coke? And by coke, I mean the brown carbonated beverage, not that other stuff.

  64. Retardo Cannon
    June 26, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    To Jim Lahey: What was your proudest moment of being a police officer before the boys and George Green fucked all that up for you? p.s I bet you cant finish that bottle your drinking.

    To Ricky: Hey buddy, I know you have had a lot of pets and a lot of good times partying with all sorts of animals. So I want to know in your experience which animals party the hardest? Cheers bud.

  65. Retardo Cannon
    June 26, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    To Bubbles: Hey Bubs, like you I live in a sed. Mine has a bit more space than yours but your shed has all the fuckin bells and whistles and shit. What can I do to make this place cooler and more practical like your lovely home? Cheers bud.

  66. Retardo Cannon
    June 26, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    To Randy: Hey Randy, I noticed that if I look at you in the right light and squint my eyes you kind of look a little bit like that fat drunk fuck Pat Roach from swearnet. What is your opinion of that stupid dick? Thanks bud.

  67. Dinket Creamo
    June 27, 2017 at 12:08 am

    To Lahey: What’s the craziest story from your police officer days? Did you learn anything life lessons dealing with common Shit-izens outside of the park?

    To Ricky: What is for the be the best weed you have ever smoked and what did you do after you were baked as fuck on it?

    To Bubbles: Where do you come up with all the names for your kitties? You have to be a kitty naming genius to think up something like Gary Lazer-eyes!

  68. Flipster Dipster
    June 27, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Dear Sarah,

    How does it feel to be the prettiest girl in the park? Your make up and hair is always on point. Marry me. <3

  69. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:14 am

    To Julian: Hey bud, can you think back to your childhood and remember your first scheme/job? Were Ricky and Bubs involved? I know you were piss drunk in those days so I understand if you forget details but could you tell the story please? Cheers bud.

  70. Flipster Dipster
    June 27, 2017 at 12:15 am

    To Corey and Jacob: You guys seem to play a lot of video games which is awesome dude. What games do you like the best (shooters, racing games, etc)? Do you have a favorite of all time?

  71. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:32 am

    To Conky:: Hey Conky, why can you not be killed? Every time we think you are gone you piece yourself together and come back. Are you involved in some back magic shit or what?

  72. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:37 am

    To Jacob: Hey Jacob, when is the last time you talked to your brother Thomas? Has he met little Motel yet? Cheers bud.

  73. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:39 am

    To Corey: Hey man, where the fuck are you living these days? Do you still have your own trailer or do you just bum around the park? Cheers buddy.

  74. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:45 am

    To Sarah: Hi Sarah, I was wondering since Lucy left who has been your best friend in the park? Thanks hun.

  75. Retardo Cannon
    June 27, 2017 at 12:52 am

    To Marguerite: Hey Marg, I was wondering what you and all the retired residents of Sunnyvale think of all the unlawful activity in the park? Is there too many shootings and fights? Thankyou.

  76. stomachworm
    June 28, 2017 at 9:54 am

    Margurite, what do you think about polititians and trailer park supervisors?

  77. Jim Snider
    June 29, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Dear Bubbles, i know its a sensitive topic however, when you were deserted as a little guy, at Sunnyvale, did you used to live in an actual house? How far away was it from the park? What is your 1st and last name? Surley, it’s not bubbles??? I think you fucking rock, and I would love to come to the park to meet you, get drunk and listen to Rush!!! Got yet Belly!!!
    Jim

  78. Tracy snider
    June 29, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    Hey conkey , I hear “Chuckie” from Childs Play really wants to meet you….says he could give you some handy tips. What are your thoughts on this guy?

  79. elnifty
    June 30, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Dear Marguerite,
    Are you into American dudes at all? I have several televisions and I hear that you roll a mean joint. I was thinking we could get high, watch some tv and then maybe get some dirty stuff going if you’re interested.

  80. Nate
    July 1, 2017 at 12:02 am

    Jullian – If you could breed a hybrid animal of any two species, what two would you choose?

    Randy – If you could change one part of your appearance, what would it be?

    Corey – Do fishes see water?

    Sarah – 5 years ago, how do you think you would have answered the question: where do you see yourself in 5 years? If its not where you are today, are you happy with the changes?

    Ricky – Would you spend 10 years in jail for $2 million at the end? If not, how much would it take?

    Jacob – What one piece of advice would you give to your younger self?

    Conky – If you could transform into any animal, what animal would you want to be?

    Margaret – You’re being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn’t pull the trigger, what do you tell him?

    Bubbles – You’re playing poker with a tiger. You’re holding 10c 9c and the flop is 9d 7h Jc. You notice that the tiger’s tail is thrashing round violently, and it seems to be completely unaware that it’s doing so, like an involuntary action. It stares at you hypnotically and slowly places a minimum bet. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

    Lahey – If you could live the life of any person in the world (living or dead), who would you choose?

  81. Andrew Madden
    July 1, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Dear Ricky, what did you do to land your ass in jail for the first time?

  82. Aimee
    July 3, 2017 at 4:40 am

    Dear Mr. Lahey, what would you do if you suddenly woke up, finding yourself in the body of a robot. How would you react, and would you continue fighting the shit storms?

  83. Aimee
    July 3, 2017 at 4:53 am

    Hi Bubbles. I too am a Rush fan. Do you know any other rush songs besides loser to the Heart? Another favorite of mine is Lime light, I think the guitar part is quite beautiful, and i love singing along.

  84. stomachworm
    July 5, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Dear Jacob, what’s the best way to prepare salamanders?

  85. stomachworm
    July 5, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Dear Sarah, how did you feel after shooting an AMFA last year that swearnet dicks never aired?

  86. Maggie
    July 10, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Dear Bubbles,
    Would you consider releasing a compilation of the songs you’ve performed with Axl Rose, Alex Lifeson, Snoop, etc? This would involve a lot of legal shit, but it could raise some cash for your favorite kitty charity.

  87. Matt McCammon
    July 17, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Dear twiggy alienman (Jacob),
    When the fuck in Rickey gonna let Corey go to fucking family day with you? Also do think you could AQUIRE me some off Rickeys 5 hour denergy?

  88. Matt McCammon
    July 17, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Fucking Dear Ricky,
    How do you for to make your 5 hour denergy?
    Also could you send me some? I think it will help when I’m sleeping in my car.

  89. Matt McCammon
    July 17, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Fucking Dear Ricky,
    How do you fucking for to make your 5 hour denergy?
    Also could you fucking send me some please? I think it will help when I’m sleeping in my fucking car.

  90. Brenda
    July 18, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Dear Sarah,
    I’ve enjoyed watching you in the park all these years, and you are very intelligent and seem to have a mind for business. If money were no object, and you could start a business on your own, what would it be? And also, it’s been a long time since we’ve seen you getting any action. You and T always work well together, any chance you will hook up?

  91. Tia
    September 8, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Dear Randy,

    How do you keep from getting crud in your belly button. I have this problem and I could really use some advice! Also you are awesome, keep it up bud!

    yours,
    Tia

    • marduk gault
      September 9, 2017 at 11:50 pm

      Bubbles, How do you train your kitties to stop playing with your hands when you are practicing a song? Every kittie I have ever met loves to fuck with my hands when I play.

  92. marduk gault
    September 9, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    Bubbles, How do you train your kitties to stop playing with your hands when you are practicing a song? Every kittie I have ever met loves to fuck with my hands when I play.

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