Monthly Archives: July 2017

New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Quake

The Boys sit with hip-hop artist Quake Matthews

Nova Scotian hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in the fuckin’ trailer on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Quake’s in Sunnyvale promoting his latest album Celebrate the Struggle which features the single Confessions.  Stick around til the end of the podcash for a DECENT performance of the tune, straight from Ricky’s trailer!  It’s a fucking awesome song, but don’t take it from us – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently included it as #19 on his summer playlist on Spotify:

The Boys feed Quake a big dirty donair and chat about beetles that can draw (not as good as Ricky), R. Kelly’s fucked sex cult, and Jon Lovitz’s luck with the ladies.

They also make their picks in the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor fight – who will win $5 plus a pack of smokes?!

Podcash episode 103 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And while you have your greasy lil credit cards out, go pick up Quake’s album on iTunes and other decent music stores!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything!

Ricky is answering fan questions on his couch

The Season 12 camera dicks invade Ricky’s trailer and hand him a fuckload of fan question in our latest On-Set Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky covers a wide range of topics including:

  • How to quit smoking
  • Which of his pets was his favourite
  • Bubbles’ kitties eating his pepperoni cocks
  • Getting stoned while working

Ricky says he’s up for answering as many questions as we can give him, but he will quit when he gets too pissed off.  So, stay tuned for future AMFA’s with the Reveen-looking mawfk!

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New on swearnet.com – Explorers

The Offworld Cookery dicks are exploring barren terrain

Three brave men (only men, unfortunately no women involved) bravely take to the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica in this harrowing episode of Offworld Cookery.

This vicious expedition tests the limits of Captain Scott and his band of merry masturbating men, as they endure harsh cold, shitty powdered food, and far too many horse-related meals.  And a little game of backgammon, just for the fuck of it.

Will they survive the elements?  Or will their weird fucking mountain food kill them?  Can one die of over-feeding the geese?!

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Crew Dick Interviews: Decorating Sunnyvale

The interior of Bubbles' shed

The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale for the filming of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.  While their cameras are mainly focused on the drunk-n-stoned antics of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, there are other parts of Sunnyvale that are just as key to the success of Trailer Park Boys (no, we’re not talking about Cory and Jacob, nobody gives a flying fuck about Cory and Jacob).

The homes and art direction of Sunnyvale are jam-fucking-packed with character, and are often huge pillars of the schemes and stories of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.

James Kennedy has played a part in the look and feel of the park since Season 6 of Trailer Park Boys.

The on-set dresser

James Kennedy has been making Sunnyvale look like shit since Season 6.

It doesn’t take rocket appliances to know this, but working for the Trailer Park Boys is completely fucking different from a lot of other productions.  Kennedy has to contend with all kinds of unique issues — take the fury of Ricky’s clearing stick, for example.

“When a toaster oven hits the ground, it’s good for a couple takes,” explains Kennedy.  “After that, you’re basically picking it up in both arms and then setting the pieces back on the hood and making it resemble what used to look like a toaster oven for the forth or fifth take. It just goes downhill from there. But that’s a lot of fun.”

The residences of Sunnyvale are not your average dwellings, either.  Bubbles lives in a shed, for fuck sakes.  Julian has lived in a shipping container, and Ricky spent most of his life living in his car.  But since Season 8, the Boys have found themselves in a cozy little compound with Ricky’s trailer sitting across from Julian’s trailer, and Bubbles’ shed is tucked nicely between the two.

Julian’s Trailer – Sunnyvale’s Business Park

Julian’s priority is money, and he is constantly chasing the Freedom-35-oh-fuck-Freedom-45 dream.  This is reflected in the layout of his trailer, which usually resembles a business and not a home.

“Julian’s place keeps evolving,” says Kennedy.  “It was a country saloon one year, a beauty salon another year. It was all painted pink that year.”

While Julian was spending time by the ocean in Season 11, Bubbles transformed the trailer into a pizza sauce factory.

“Bubbles had a conveyor line for the pizza sauce, a bottling station, turntables, beautiful labels. He goes all out, Bubbles, when he has a business proposition,” says Kennedy.

 

The SwearNet art department dicks are always happy to help the Boys when it comes to boosting the look and feel of Sunnyvale.

“The art department started putting it together a few weeks before we commenced filming,” says Kennedy. “The process involves acquiring things, brainstorming stuff, defining the basic look, and then it’s a question of collecting things.”

Collecting “things” for the Sunnyvale set can happen out of the blue.  Kennedy remembers a bit of seren-fuckin-dipity from Season 6 when the camera dicks were setting the stage for the search for Oscar Goldman, Trinity’s chicken.  On their way to lunch, they found a penis-shaped mushroom on the side of the road.

“We said ‘oh we gotta use that’ and I preserved it in a paper bag through lunch.  When we shot the scene, Ray found the penis-shaped mushroom, held it up, and said ‘A cock is a male hen, we’re on the right track Boys!'”  

“When you find a mushroom that’s shaped like a cock, boy, I guess you gotta use it,” declares Kennedy.  “A gift from nature for sure.” 

Part Trailer, Part Hockey Rink

Before Ricky was falsely advertising Nathan MacKinnon for his hockey camp at the local rink, he was running hockey lessons out of his own trailer.

“That was a neat decor,” says Kennedy. “We had boards around the inside of his trailer, a blue line and red line on the ice, it was a lot of fun.  Everybody’s seen hockey games, we know what rinks look like. We just did it Ricky style.”

Kennedy points out that Ricky’s trailer has undergone some changes ever since the gramson came into the picture.

“Sarah’s kind of taken things in hand, she’s working with Trinity to make it baby-friendly,” says Kennedy. “There’s a nice couch and television. It’s gotten a little more homey. There’s still Ricky in there – there are little messes everywhere, but it’s nice.”

A Shed and a Borntday

Bubbles shed has also seen some changes over the years.

“He keeps a cozy little shed, it’s mostly a cat-themed decor,” says Kennedy.  “It’s got his bunk beds that he has always had. He sleeps in one and keeps stuff on the other. I guess one of the major additions on the top bunk is a major ghetto blaster that he got from Snoop Dogg a couple years ago and that’s an impressive piece of equipment.”

The stereo that Snoop Dogg gave to Bubbles now sits on his top bunk

Kennedy has a particularly fond memory of Bubbles’ shed, or more specifically, the honey oil refinery from Season 8.

“It was the year I turned 50 during the show. Bubbles was explaining how he was using rice cookers to aid in the oil process.  Ricky said ‘It’s that easy?’ Bubbles said ‘yeah’ and then he whipped the camera around to me and said ‘But you know the best part? That cocksucker James Kennedy turned 50 today’ and it shocked the hell out of me. The crew sang happy birthday and that was a great fuckin’ way to turn 50. Finished the bottle of Macallan he gave me that night.”

Bubbles gives James Kennedy a birthday gift

Bubbles gives James a birthday bottle of scotch (from the Season 8 DVD extras).

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ricky Lost the Recipe for Ice

The Boys are having a joint in Ricky's trailer

The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast was shot in Ricky’s trailer in Sunnyvale, and the free audio version is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys smoke a joint and discuss a wide range of completely fucked topics, such as the benefits of having only one eye, Ray’s special ice recipe, Miss Piggy’s tits, and much more.  They also discuss Jacob’s (lack of) intelligence, with Bubbles recalling the time that he watched Jacob fail to turn on a computer.  The debate the big question — is Jacob smarter than a snail?

PLUS: What in the FUCK were Lahey and Randy doing in Ricky’s trailer?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Hates the Crew Dicks

Ricky confronts Bruce McCulloch

The camera dicks have taken over Sunnyvale for weeks now and Ricky has had enough.  On the latest On-Set video from the filming of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, Ricky vents his frustrations.

The main bone of contention is that every drink on the set seems to be warm temperature, as if there is a fucking shortage of ice in Nova Scotia.  Ricky confronts a number of the crew members about this fucking situation and does discover that the ice is being hoarded by someone.

He also confronts guest director Bruce McCulloch and asks him why he is being such a dick.  Ricky doesn’t quite recognize Bruce but that is probably because he was stoned when The Kids in the Hall legend joined the Trailer Park Boys Podcast back in January. 

One person who isn’t bitching about the crew is Julian, who has figured out a way to get what he wants (in other words, liquor all day long).

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New on swearnet.com – The Golden Boys

The Boys sit in Ricky's trailer for a podcast

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!

Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer.  What in the fuck were they up to?!

The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.

They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?

This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Lahey Answers More of Your Fucking Questions

Lahey sits on his deck with a drink and answers questions

Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor.  He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.

So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!

Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!

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Winner Winner Chicken Fackin Dinner!

A BBQ chicken with a can of Freedom 35 shoved up it's arse

Cheers to Jimmie from Worst Case Ontario for winning our #TPBFreedom35 contest for Canada’s 150th Borntday!  Nothing quite says Sunnyvale like driving a beer can up a chicken’s arse.  And is it just us, or is that bird flipping us the bird?!

We had some DECENT runners-up too!

Erika from Nova Scotia rocked the Ricky look while enjoying an ice-cold Freedom 35 lager by the lake.

A girl wears houndstooth and trackpants just like Ricky

Kody from Ontario went full Bobandy in this pic, driving a burger and a Freedom 35 into his cheeseburger locker!

a topless man eats a burger and drinks a Freedom 35 at the same time

Natalia from New Brunswick brought a Freedom 35 with her while she watched a fighter jet fly over Parliament Hill in Ottawa!

a can of Freeom 35 lager sits in Ottawa as a fighter jet flies over Parliament Hill

 

Thanks to everyone who entered the contest — it was a hard fucking decision and the competition was stiff!  We think you all deserve an ice-cold can of Freedom 35 lager for your efforts.  It’s available in most parts of Canada; check your local liquor store to see if they have it.  If they don’t, then demand they bring the DECENT lager in!

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Me Fucking Anything with Bubbles

Bubbles is answering fan questions

The SwearNet camera dicks caught up with Bubbles on the set of Season 12 and got him to do an Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Bubbles answers questions about the ladies of the park, how to deal with bullies, what it would take to go on a cart-hauling date with him, and who he’d bring with him to the moon.

PLUS: Some fucking dickweeds gives Bubbles shit about his glasses and he doesn’t take to kindly to their stupid fucking question!

 

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