Monthly Archives: July 2017

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Like a Cock-Shaped Iceburg

Ricky tries to open a package with a rubber hammer

We’re not sure how to rate the Boys on a scale of 1-10 sexiness, but they are definitely 10/10 fucked on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

They were into some kind of weirdo hash before the cameras started rolling and holy fuck does this podcash every go into fucky town.  Bubbles was hard into the Freedom 35 Lagers too.

They discuss some borntdays (Happy borntday to Canadian hero Terry Fox!), teleportation, and ask each other some weird fucking questions.

PLUS: What in the FUCK did Crayola sent to Ricky?!

Episode 104 of the podcash was brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, and remember, you can watch the video version of this horror show only on SwearNet.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Sarah Answers Fucking Anything (Almost)

Sarah answers questions

In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, Sarah is answering your questions!

She’s answering almost fucking anything, all except for a fucked up fuck/marry/kill scenario that she didn’t want to touch… which in fairness was a FUCKED question.  She talks about how she spends her spare time, whether or not she wants to run the park, and answers a number of romantic questions about Jacob, Cory, Trevor, and… Ricky.

She also reveals how she has somehow stayed so young, after so many taxing fucking years in the park (but adds that she doesn’t really give a fuck about looking young).

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New on swearnet.com – Like a Cock-Shaped Iceberg

Ricky tries to open a package with a rubber hammer

Holy fuck the Boys were into some weirdo hash on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  Combine that with the 12 or so cans of Freedom 35 Lager that Bubbles was pounding, and you get one fucky podcash!

The Boys discuss the potential sexual interactions between the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman, deal with noisy fucking rooftop seagulls, and rate each other’s attractiveness.  They also burst into song while describing a very phallic iceberg spotted off the coast of Newfoundland.

PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola send to Ricky?!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 3!

Ricky tucks into a free meal

With the offer on the table of a free meal in exchange for 10 minutes of his time, we were able to loop Ricky into yet another Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Straight from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, he offers his opinion on the best animals to guard his dope plants, shares some advice on marriage, and talks about the craziest mushroom trip that he has ever been on with Julian and Bubbles.  He even answers a question from the King of Donair himself!

PLUS: Would he ever chop up bits of pepperoni and add them to his joint?  What in the fuck?!

Check out Part 1 and Part 2 on SwearNet!

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Crew Dick Interviews: Sunnyvale Wheels

Ricky using his clearing stick to clear shit off the shitmobile

With Trailer Park Boys Season 12 filming wrapping up, the camera dicks are getting ready to leave Sunnyvale. We can confirm that Ricky is thrilled that they are leaving because he is fucking fed up with them, but we can bet that he will miss the help of Transportation Coordinator Shawn Murphy.  Without constant work on the Shitmobile, it’s FUCKED.

Transportation Co-ordinator Shawn Murphy tests out a Sunnyvale Police Cruiser.

Transportation Co-ordinator Shawn Murphy tests out a Sunnyvale Police Cruiser.

Murphy is the vehicle wrangler on the set of Trailer Park Boys, and while he and the rest of the crew dicks have a love-hate relationship with Ricky’s 1975 New Yorker, there’s no question as to its value.

Generally the Shitmobile is what it is, it’s a piece of shit which requires a lot of bubble gum to keep it running each season,” says Murphy.  “But it’s definitely our prize possession.”

It wasn’t always a big piece of shit, but Ricky doesn’t exactly baby the fucking thing.

“Back in the day, it was a great-running vehicle,” recalls Murphy.  “But as you’ve seen through the seasons, we’ve definitely put her through her paces. She’s incurred some damage, and it basically is now what it’s called, it’s a Shitmobile.”

The steering wheel and dash of the Shitmobile

Murphy says there are a ton of fucking issues with it – gaskets, oil, all kinds of fuckarounds – but the main thing that keeps him busy is the Shitmobile’s extreme lack of fuel efficiency.

“The biggest problem with the Shitmobile has always been the fact that it runs off a marine gas tank in the back,” says Murphy. “That big motor, it takes about 11 minutes at idle before you gotta dump a jerry can in it.  That’s basically the biggest headache with the Shitmobile.”  

But lucky for Ricky, when the crew dicks are around, they make sure the Shitmobile at least meets the safety standards of a film set… even a totally fucked one like Trailer Park Boys.

It starts every time.  It does run, the brakes are good, we gotta have it safe for cast and crew, bystanders and whatnot,” explains Murphy.  “It definitely doesn’t have an actual safety sticker on it.  Even it was in good condition, you couldn’t get that, seeing as how it’s missing a door.

A picture of The Shitmobile's actual bullshit inspection sticker

The Shitmobile’s actual bullshit inspection sticker

From Japan by way of a greasy Nova Scotian junk yard

When it was time for Bubbles to upgrade from his go-kart, they checked in with Murphy to see if he knew of anything that was low-cost, but could still haul around some barrels of Nuclear Bloom (or bull semen).  Enter Bubbles’ fucked little white truck.

“It came from Chester, Nova Scotia,” recalls Murphy.  “A guy down there, an eccentric fellow that owns a scrap yard is sitting on 50 of them, in the woods there, with trees and grass all growing up through them. I met him on a different production.  When the Boys said they wanted a mini truck, I knew where to get one for cheap.”

The Mitsubishi turned out to be perfect for Bubbles.  Well, almost perfect.

“It’s made for Asian men, there’s no seat adjustment,” explains Murphy.  “When us Canadian folk go in, we get pretty jammed up in there. And it’s a right-side drive, it’s a little interesting getting used to that at first.”

While the size of the thing might’ve been a bastard to deal with, it did leave Bubbles and the transportation dicks some room for error while they were getting used to steering on the other side of the vehicle.

“The thing is only about three feet wide, so you have a lot of lane left.”

A favourite from his fan days

Before he was fucking around with vehicles on the set of Sunnyvale, Murphy was a fan of the show and loved the many vehicles that Julian would cruise around in.  When asked for a favourite, it was an easy answer.

I liked Julian’s SVT Cobra Mustang,”  says Murphy.  “It’s a badass pony.

Even though he wasn’t a part of the Trailer Park Boys crew at the time, he still got his greasy fingers on the Mustang.  In a bit of foreshadowing for his future role, the car was brought into Murphy’s former place of business.

“I was working at a Ford dealership at the time, when he was getting the motor rebuilt on it, and I actually got to take it on its first test drive with the new motor myself.”

The verdict?

“It was a pretty wild car.”

A picture of Julian's Mustang Cobra and Randy

Don’t let Randy’s gut ruin the picture of this DECENT car!

Last week we interviewed James Kennedy, one of the set-dressing dicks responsible for the shitty look and feel of Sunnyvale.  If you want to learn more about the crew dicks, last year we interviewed a fuckload of them, click here for part 1 and here for part 2.

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Sunnyvale Quake

DECENT hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in Sunnyvale on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Quake’s new album Celebrate the Struggle is now available and it is fucking amazing.  Stick around til the end of the podcast for a performance of his single Confessions, a personal favourite of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau!

Being the good hosts that they are, the Boys hook Quake up with a big dirty donair while they chat about their usual assortment of completely fucked topics.  On the docket for this week:

  • How in the fuck does Jon Lovitz get with Playboy bunnies?
  • UK surgeons removing a fuckload of contact lenses from a lady’s eyeball.
  • Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday (or something like that).
  • And a fuckload more!

Episode 103 of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

And remember, the audio version is free, but you can get the whole fucking podcash experience by paying $4.20 per month (around half the price of a good box of chicken fingers) and signing up for SwearNet.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 2

Ricky sits on his couch with a half-smile

Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg?  Could he beat him in another smoke-off?  Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy?  Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?

He also discusses his childhood dreams.  What did he want to be when he grew up?  Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.

PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!

Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!

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New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Quake

The Boys sit with hip-hop artist Quake Matthews

Nova Scotian hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in the fuckin’ trailer on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Quake’s in Sunnyvale promoting his latest album Celebrate the Struggle which features the single Confessions.  Stick around til the end of the podcash for a DECENT performance of the tune, straight from Ricky’s trailer!  It’s a fucking awesome song, but don’t take it from us – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently included it as #19 on his summer playlist on Spotify:

The Boys feed Quake a big dirty donair and chat about beetles that can draw (not as good as Ricky), R. Kelly’s fucked sex cult, and Jon Lovitz’s luck with the ladies.

They also make their picks in the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor fight – who will win $5 plus a pack of smokes?!

Podcash episode 103 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And while you have your greasy lil credit cards out, go pick up Quake’s album on iTunes and other decent music stores!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything!

Ricky is answering fan questions on his couch

The Season 12 camera dicks invade Ricky’s trailer and hand him a fuckload of fan question in our latest On-Set Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky covers a wide range of topics including:

  • How to quit smoking
  • Which of his pets was his favourite
  • Bubbles’ kitties eating his pepperoni cocks
  • Getting stoned while working

Ricky says he’s up for answering as many questions as we can give him, but he will quit when he gets too pissed off.  So, stay tuned for future AMFA’s with the Reveen-looking mawfk!

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New on swearnet.com – Explorers

The Offworld Cookery dicks are exploring barren terrain

Three brave men (only men, unfortunately no women involved) bravely take to the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica in this harrowing episode of Offworld Cookery.

This vicious expedition tests the limits of Captain Scott and his band of merry masturbating men, as they endure harsh cold, shitty powdered food, and far too many horse-related meals.  And a little game of backgammon, just for the fuck of it.

Will they survive the elements?  Or will their weird fucking mountain food kill them?  Can one die of over-feeding the geese?!

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