Questions NEEDED FOR FUCKING DONNY’S ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING! FUCK OFF!!!

The loudest man in the park wants your questions

The most mysterious man in the park, known for years only by his shitty fucking screaming, has agreed to do an Ask Me Fucking Anything on SwearNet!

You’ve probably had burning questions for Donny for damn near two fucking decades, and now’s you chance to ask the shitty prick!  Post your questions below and we’ll forward them to the poor unfortunate camera dicks that will need to work with this miserable bastard!

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  23 comments for “Questions NEEDED FOR FUCKING DONNY’S ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING! FUCK OFF!!!

  1. Keshia Latriece Nowden
    July 5, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Hey Donny,
    Here’s a few questions: why do you pay 10 bucks a month for satellite cable?
    Did someone pound sand in the eye of your cock?
    Did anyone stop shooting guns on your account because you had to work the next day?
    Why do you use all the language knowing there are kids in the park? And finally,
    Why don’t you settle the fuck down with a nice lady, maybe?

    • Keshia Latriece Nowden
      July 5, 2017 at 5:46 pm

      It should “all that language,” not “all the language!”
      But that’s a great question too…

    • stomachworm
      July 5, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      Isn’t he married to (or at least bangin’) Brenda?

      • Keshia Latriece Nowden
        July 5, 2017 at 5:56 pm

        He could’ve moved on, he did tell her to shut the fuck up one time!

  2. stomachworm
    July 5, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Hey Donnie, WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?! is goin’ on?
    Who in Sunnyvale pisses you off the most?

    How is Brenda?

    Sam or Cyrus, who’s the bigger asshole.

    please yell at me to go fuck myself.

  3. dick dogfood
    July 5, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    Donny, Who or what pisses you off more than anything?

  4. Organic187
    July 5, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    Dear Donnie,
    My friend Shane keeps getting caught stealing panties from the WWE mens locker room. How do I get him he needs to stop before he “bites off more than he can chew”, I fear that he may be split in two.

  5. Jessica
    July 5, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Who stole your good clothes that one time? I think I remember something about a dog and a clothesline, but it all seems a little unclear. Would you elaborate?

  6. JL
    July 5, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    Donnie,

    What is your favorite swear phrase to use when yelling out to the park?

    From your cop fan from South Carolina, USA.

  7. Darren Brennan
    July 5, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Dear Donny,

    WHAT IN THE FUCK PISSES YOU OFF THE MOST IN THE PARK ?

    Thanks,

    -Foul Mouthed Fucking Chimney Sweep

  8. The Shane L Y Experience
    July 5, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Dear Donny
    Who is the absolute most fucked person in the park youve dealt with?

  9. Dion Jamieson
    July 6, 2017 at 12:22 am

    Hey Donny
    whos the biggest fuckhead in the park excluding you

  10. Chadwick Rogers
    July 6, 2017 at 1:50 am

    Hey Donny,

    Can i borrow $5 ?

  11. Spence Oates
    July 6, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Hey Donny, how many times have you burned your trailer down? What caused most of the fires, and where did you stay afterwards?

  12. John Velez
    July 6, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Hey Donnie, What do you do for anger management?

  13. Kirkslaunwhite
    July 6, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    Hey ya fuckrarded bastard!!! Wanna come now my lawn ?

  14. Bubba Farnsworth
    July 6, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Are you so pissed off because they make act under your brothers name?
    Have you ever had a threesome with Lucy and Sarah? How about Randy and Leahy?
    What’s your favorite hand to jerk off with?
    What’s the average wingspan of a migrating sparrow?
    And lastly, how long does it usually take for people to fuck off after you scream it?

  15. Patrick Murrell
    July 8, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Donnie,

    What do you do for a living where you have the time and money to be so fucked up all the time?

  16. Jeff H Crowther Jr
    July 8, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Dear Donnie,

    What the fuck are you going to do if they don’t fuck off with the guns?!?!?

  17. Chris from Panama City FL trailer park
    July 10, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Ever get an STD scare from a toothless transient ?? ( like Ricky’s’mom ) Did this experience help you make better decisions in life??

  18. Timmy James
    July 11, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Hey Donnie do you play any musical instruments ?

  19. Reveen
    July 17, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    hey Donnie, What’s it like being drunk everyday before 9:00 am?

  20. Matt McCammon
    July 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Hey Donny, Why do you look like a hornse? Also have you tried Rickeys 5 Hour deenergy?

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