FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

Want to hang out in the park for a month before you decide to hand over your lot fees?

We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September!  We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys!  You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more.  And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

How the fuck do I get my free month?

1. Go to our sign-up page by clicking here.

2. Register for a free SwearNet account.

3. Enter the code SEPTEMBERFREE

4. On September 1st, your free month will start!

5. Roll a six-paper-joint and watch the fuck out of SwearNet!

What if I’m a loyal fucker that is already a part of SwearNet? What in the FUCK will I get?

We haven’t forgotten about you, our most special fucks of all.  When you log into SwearNet, you will see a link that will give you a free digital download of Trailer Park Boys Season 10 – a $14.99 value!

 

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  9 comments for “FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

  1. NegaViV
    October 10, 2017 at 4:03 am

    Boys, i fucked up and missed the free month. I fucked up and thought i already had a free account and that i wouldnt be able to get the free month. SO i finally attempted to login and somehow i guess i never even had an account…wtf…that cant be right….but ok…. please extend this offer to me for like a free week or something. Ive been a huge fan of TPB LONG before it was known in the USA, like a superfan status, i even went on a liquor bender one day I stayed awake all night smoking watching season after season of tpb then after not sleeping i somehow drank a bottle of whiskey then blacked out and proceeded to convince my mother that i was literally hanging out with you guys at the trailer park and that i was involved with helping hide your hash driveway in plain sight, IDK what the hell that was all about but i guess she was so freaked out by what she was hearing from me that she kicked me out until i came back the next day and was horrified and confused from her telling me how i was behaving, but mostly she was relived that i didnt actually know you guys lol It still trips me out to this day, IDK if i was purposfully trying to trick her into believing me, or if i actually fucking believed it myself lol!! THe strangest black-out ive ever had… Anyway, hit me up with a free week or some shit boys!!!

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