Monthly Archives: December 2017

New on swearnet.com – For Old Enzymes

Smokey is ready for some New Year’s partying on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy is in full jeans-and-cowboy-hat mode and it appears as if he and Julian have some kind of greasy commission agreement (aka some kind of fucked pimp deal).  There’s an open invitation for everyone to head down to the Legion on New Year’s Eve for anyone who might like to party with Smokey… and Julian will be sure to get his cut.

Ricky is all cleaned up from his Christmas binge and is soberly saving himself for a New Year’s shit show… but he claims that it will be the last for a while.  He also announces that he will no longer shoot off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he will aim for no trailer park complaints in 2018.

Julian and Ricky ask Bubbles how he liked the Christmas gift they got him, but Bubbles remains coy… though the smile on his face suggests he enjoyed her… er… the gift.

PLUS: Ricky reveals a completely fucked habit that he has when he shops for food in the grocery store.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamned mind on the Christmas episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Rick his all banged up on mushrooms and nearly electrocutes himself while trying to hang Christmas lights.  Randy joins the podcash and brings some snacks (including protein bars for Julian’s muscles).  The Boys talk about Christmas traditions around the world and Ricky gives a completely fucked explanation of the birth of Santa-Jesus-God.

PLUS: Ricky assaults Randy with a projectile weapon.  Tune in to find out what he uses to inflict pain!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamn mind on the Christmas episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcastnow available on SwearNet.com!

Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash.  The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks.  The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.

They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.

PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Pat’s in a Funk

Mike Smith hugs Pat Roach

Pat Roach makes his epic return to SwearNet studios on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the last episode, Pat told the Boys over the phone that he has been busy working out, banging, and holding down a job.  But Robb, JP, and Mike quickly learn that Pat’s been bullshitting them.  Truth is, he’s been drinking, eating donairs, playing video games, and probably beating off most of the time.

So the Boys pitch an idea for Pat to both get out of his funk, and also create some create SwearNet content.

Mike eventually wants Pat back in the SwearMan suit, but he is met with resistance.  Will we ever see SwearMan again?!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – All the Way from LA, Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe goes from Sunny California to shitty rainy Nova Scotia on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Contrary to what Ricky thinks, he is NOT the “Dirty Jobs” Mike Rowe.  He is the Emmy-winning comedy writer Mike Rowe, with experience writing for Futurama, Family Guy, The Martin Short Show, and a fuckload more.  He also wrote for the Comedy Central Roasts, and he’s penned shit talk about Roseanne, William Shatner, and Donald Trump himself.

He also shares stories about his days as a stand-up comedian in NYC during the 1980’s and talks about spending time with Andy Kaufman and Rodney Dangerfield.

PLUS: Hear the joke about Justin Bieber that was deemed TOO FUCKED for the Comedy Central Roast!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did

Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.

The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.

PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!

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New on swearnet.com – All the Way from LA, Mike Rowe

The Boys talk to comedy writer Matt Rowe

Emmy winner Mike Rowe is from sunny California but this week he’s in rainy fuckin’ Sunnyvale as a guest on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Mike Rowe (the comedy writer, not the dirty jobs guy) has an IMDB page that is so full of amazing shit that it makes Ricky feel like he wasted his life smoking dope and drinking liquor.  Rowe has written for shows that range from Futurama to Family Guy to the Martin Short Show.  He also worked on many of the Comedy Central Roasts, and he shares some stories about the Trump and Bieber roasts (including the Bieber joke that was too fucking nasty to air).

Mike also shares stories about his life as a stand-up comic in 1980’s NYC, and talks about his run-ins with Rodney Dangerfield and Andy Kaufman.

PLUS: When the Boys met Norm Macdonald, he thought they were in a fucking band… hear more on the podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

 

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