Monthly Archives: December 2017

New on swearnet.com – All the Way from LA, Mike Rowe

The Boys talk to comedy writer Matt Rowe

Emmy winner Mike Rowe is from sunny California but this week he’s in rainy fuckin’ Sunnyvale as a guest on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Mike Rowe (the comedy writer, not the dirty jobs guy) has an IMDB page that is so full of amazing shit that it makes Ricky feel like he wasted his life smoking dope and drinking liquor.  Rowe has written for shows that range from Futurama to Family Guy to the Martin Short Show.  He also worked on many of the Comedy Central Roasts, and he shares some stories about the Trump and Bieber roasts (including the Bieber joke that was too fucking nasty to air).

Mike also shares stories about his life as a stand-up comic in 1980’s NYC, and talks about his run-ins with Rodney Dangerfield and Andy Kaufman.

PLUS: When the Boys met Norm Macdonald, he thought they were in a fucking band… hear more on the podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

 

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New on swearnet.com – Return of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the Real Fucking Reality Show!  Luckily, they’re going to have some help, in the form of Pat fucking Roach.

Mike dug out Pat’s old contract, and it turns out that foul-mouthed fucker owes the Boys six more months of work at SwearNet!

Can the Boys tear Pat away from his personal trainer?  Will SwearMan return?  Does Chipper actually get stoned at work?  Tune into the Real Fucking Reality Show to find out!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Smokin’ Doctors

Ricky exhales dope smoke on the podcast

Julian signed a deal for official Trailer Park Boys bongs, and Ricky gives one a test drive on the latest episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

The bongs seem to work fine because Ricky is completely baked for the entire podcast, and comes out with some of his weirdest shit yet, including child-strangling teddy bears, smoking doctors, and a flaw in the script of Finding Nemo.

He also claims Bubbles was the inspiration for the Mr. Magoo character, which drives the Bubbler up the goddamn wall and he freaks out.

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Bubbles so obsessed with a scale model of the solar system, and why do Ricky and Julian want to involve a helicopter?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Goofy Moose Stand-Up Comedy on SwearNet!

A new comedy series is bornt!

Swearnet.com is looking for hot new comics!  Every Monday through Friday, we’ll show an uncut stand-up comedy routine taped at Halifax’s “Goofy Moose” comedy night.  Vote for your favourite comedian of the week, and then pick the top comic of the month.  Monthly winners will be showered in glory and featured in a special “Best Of” series – with more to be announced!

Read the full details here.  And watch Ian Black kick off the laughs!

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New on swearnet.com – Smokin’ Doctors

Ricky exhales dope smoke on the podcast

Julian signed a deal for official Trailer Park Boys bongs and Ricky takes one for a test drive on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky claims he’s using chocolate in the bong, but chocolate doesn’t tend to smoke like that, and it tends to not make you high for an entire podcast.  If you want to smoke out of your very own Ricky-approved bong, give a shout to the dicks at Famous Brandz.

The Boys also talk about the real-life inspirations for classic cartoon characters, and Ricky claims that Mr. Magoo was inspired by Bubbles, which appears to strike a raw nerve with the Bubbler and he fucking loses it.

PLUS: Why in the fuck are 600 people catching on fire during surgery every year, and does it have something to do with Ricky’s claim that some countries allow doctors to smoke during operations?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Julian’s Christmas Store

The Boys are getting their greasy Christmas schemes ready on the latest episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Following the massive success of this year’s “Cyborg Monday,” Julian thinks the future of his business is online, and the Boys come up with some business names to help them steal away a slice of Amazon’s monopoly.

The Boys read some totally fucked facts about movies and discover who was originally slated to play Forrest Gump (though Ricky thinks that Ron Hanks did a fine job).

PLUS: There’s a bit of an animal theme happening this week with the Boys chatting about eels in arses, cocks on animal, and buffalo nutsacks.  It’s a great opportunity to introduce the #TPBPodcast to the animal lover in your life!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Julian’s Christmas Store

It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about greasy Christmas schemes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Julian plans on offering some premium holiday decorations, re-marketed from wealthy neighbourhoods, at his annual Christmas pop-up shop in the park (Ricky contends that rich people don’t need all that extra shit anyway).  What with the success of “Cyborg Monday,” the Boys wonder if they can somehow cash in on Amazon’s success and think up some fucked names for online companies.

Ricky and Bubbles learn about the sexy time when Julian met Dolph Lundgren on the elevator when they chat about fucked movie facts, and Bubbles expresses his extreme distaste for Tom fucking Cruise.

PLUS: Would Bubbles sink or swim on the Shark Tank, and is his idea any better than drinking water from Buffalo sacks?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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