Monthly Archives: January 2018

New on swearnet.com – A Mailbag ft. Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach!

Pat Roach joins the Mailbag, and he is stoned

Pat Roach joins JP, Mike, and Robb on the latest episode of Mailbag, and he kicks things off by getting high as fuck!

Pat receives some mail that was intended for The Jim Lahey Show (& Randy), and the Boys are asked to be a part of a Canada 150 memorabilia collection.  They also receive an autographed John Garrett hockey card (the Boys didn’t really know who in the fuck he is, if you’re in the same boat, you can check his Wikipedia page here… he is a bit bigger of a deal than the Boys seem to realize).

Since Pat seems to be around the studio more and more, he has a request for you dicks: send HIM some shit to the Mailbag!

(here’s the address in case you stoned fuckers can’t find it on our website)

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

We receive a shit-ton of goodies for the mailbag so please be patient if you send something in. If the package contains food or something perishable please indicate it on the package, we don’t want dirty fuckin’ garbage juice all over the studio!

New on swearnet.com – Half Pound

Pat Roach lost a half pound

The Boys are struggling to figure out a way to motivate Pat Roach on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach’s performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.

Now on iTunes and Spotify – Unusually Fond of Makral

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are at the podcast table

Bring on the kitty videos on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!  Bubbles has received so many DECENT entries in his Kitty of the Week contest that he can’t fackin choose the best!

Ricky is agitated this week and Julian has a cold, so neither of them really have the patience to look at cat videos, but that doesn’t deter Bubbles.  Ricky talks about a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis, and Julian cooks up a funeral home cremation scam.

PLUS: Who would win in a fight – a hyena or Mike Tyson?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Do It Right or Fuck off

The Boys give a performance review to Pat Roach

It’s a bonus weekend episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work.  Bed head, shitty t-shirt, fuck all for ‘extreme’ weather, the list goes on.  Either do it right, or fuck off.

Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.  

New on swearnet.com – Unusually Fond of Makral

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are at the podcast table

Ricky has been smoking too much fucking dope, Julian is fucked over with a cold, and Bubbles is gorging on kitty videos on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky confesses the amount of dope he’s smoked over the last couple of days, which he claims is “not that much” but Bubbles disagrees.  Ricky points out how much liquor Julian drinks everyday, and Bubbles talks about his clean living.

Bubbles struggles to pick his favourite Kitty of the Week video (because they’re all so DECENT), and a clip from the Name that Sound segment hearkens back to a time when the burgers were dirtier, the guts were bigger, and the makral was fresher.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for January 25, 2018

Mike Smith is inside a box

JP, Robb, and Mike are back with the first SwearNet State of the Union of the new year, and holy fuck, she’s a doozy!

JP irons, while Madam Sunshine flirts with Mr. Box (the Boys are trying out new drugs).  Along the way, we get updates about their current writing project, Bubbles and the Shitrockers, the Real Fucking Reality Show, and more!

New on swearnet.com – Dirty Whore Weather

Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach!  On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!

Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.

Now on iTunes and Spotify – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

The Boys are mentally preparing for a nuclear missile to strike Sunnyvale on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

The big missile fuck up in Hawaii has left the Boys pondering how they would react if a similar notification was sent to the residents of Sunnyvale.  Ricky describes the contents of his “nuclear kit”, Bubbles hatches a dreamlike (but slightly fucked) scenario with his kitties, and Julian figures he’ll take one last trip down to the Aristocrat.

ALSO: Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week, and Ricky tells some jokes!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up.  Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.

Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.

PLUS: Bubbles chooses his Kitty of the Week!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Sweet and Cunty Peanuts

The Boys receive a wood burning

The Boys encounter some spicy nuts and cock-shaped plants on the latest episode of Mailbag, also known as the Autograph Show!   Just don’t tell Mike we wrote that.

Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it.  Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef.  The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.

PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!