Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content. Last week we watched him eat his lunch. Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.
On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together. Though they may also be planning to fuck with him. Only time will fuckin’ tell!
It’s not the first episode of 2018, but this is the first time this year that all three of the Boys are conscious for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles chat about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already fucked his over), Julian brings up the latest fads in anal and genital bleaching, and Bubbles introduces a new segment he calls “Guess That Sound”!
But that’s not the only new segment that Bubbles has cooked up for 2018 – he also wants to do a segment where podcash fans send in videos of their cats and he will choose the Kitty of the Week!
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!
They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass. Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.
Well, New Year’s Eve partying completely fucked the Boys and completely fucked the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky and Julian are passed out, Bubbles is trying to figure out what in the fuck to do with his life, and Randy is very happy with himself after hooking like a mother fucker over New Year’s and making a killing.
Be sure to stick around for the big moment when Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!
Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand. Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.
The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.
We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!
The Boys have given Pat his own private space in SwearNet Studios where he can set up a personal gym and get into shape. There’s just one problem – not one miserable fucker at SwearNet will help him move the equipment up the stairs to his workout room.
Will Pat’s positivity prevail? Why in the fuck can’t Hugh the Office Dick lift anything? Will Pat ever look like JP? Tune in and find out!