Monthly Archives: February 2018

Now on iTunes and Spotify – Holy Popcorn

Ricky is giving out holy popcorn as Communion on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

After setting up a piece-of-shit plastic shrine to Santa-Jesus-God, Ricky talks about how valuable it would be to be close to “the big guy”, even going so far as to claim that he would drink toilet water if it meant appeasing the man upstairs.

Julian discusses the amount of condoms handed out in the Olympic village, and Ricky marvels at how athletes are able to keep their ‘private parts’ inside their costumes (except of course, for the figure skating wardrobe malfunction).  Ricky makes an impassioned plea to the IOC to begin looking into athletes eating steroid-filled meat.

PLUS: Who will be the winner in the long-awaited return of Sunnyvale Jeopardy?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Holy Popcorn

Ricky welcomes the holy spirit of Santa Jesus God on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Worrying that there’s not enough religion in the world, Ricky sets up a shrine and pops a bag of “holy popcorn” in an attempt to curry favour with “the big guy” upstairs.  He even says that he’d drink toilet water if it would mean salvation.

The Boys also discuss all things 2018 Olympics, including the French wardrobe malfunction, the Hungarian bullshit skier, and the shocking amount of condoms handed out in the Olympic village.

PLUS: It’s the big dirty return of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – It’s Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks

The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike.  They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.

Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?

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New on swearnet.com – German Humour is the Best

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JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany on today’s episode of Mailbag, and holy fuck is it a doozy!

The package from Deutschland is dirty as fuck – it contains a number of sex toys for the Boys as well as something for Lucy’s “ass pussy”.

The Boys hear from regular contributor Rudi, a book of Jewish Comedy from New York, and a letter all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia (which is a few minutes down the fucking highway from SwearNet Studios).

PLUS: The Boys get some DECENT t-shirts and hats from the dicks at Maritime Grime!

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Now on iTunes and Spotify – Matt Mays, on the Liquor

Matt Mays talks to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles

Matt Mays is drinking a stiff fucking rum and coke on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

The Nova Scotian rocker, from just down the road from Sunnyvale, joins Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles to talk about his most recent album, his huge upcoming gig at Massey Hall in Toronto, and shares one of his craziest stories from the road.

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles discuss the different shit that went down on Valentine’s Day, and it sounds like Ricky had the worst day out of all of them.

PLUS: Holy FUCK we have a greasy submission to Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week contest.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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A Fucked Up Evening in Europe!

Look out Europe, these four dicks are coming in September! Go to RickyJulianBubbles.com tomorrow at 9am GMT for presale!
 
Sun 16 – Glasgow, UK Royal Concert Hall
Mon 17 – Nottingham, UK Royal Concert Hall
Tue 18 – London, UK Brixton Academy
Thu 20 – Manchester, UK Albert Hall
Sat 22 – Amsterdam, NL Amsterdam Rai
Mon 24 – Belfast, UK Ulster Hall
Tue 25 – Dublin, IE Olympia
Wed 26 – Reykjavik, IS Haskolable

 

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New on swearnet.com – Matt Mays, on the Liquor

Matt Mays sits with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles

Nova Scotian rocker Matt Mays joins the Boys on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Matt mixes himself a stiff rum and coke and talks to the Boys about his most recent album, Once Upon a Hell of a Time, and shares the story behind the DECENT name.  He also talks about how fucking excited he is to play the legendary Massey Hall in Toronto, on May 4th (or “Matt Mays the 4th be with you”).

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles share stories about their Valentine’s Day, Bubbles comes up with a DECENT DJ name for himself, and Ricky considers a flame-able new drink.

PLUS: Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week video is EXTRA greasy.  Greeee-he-he-heasy.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Super Nova Scotians

Bubbles is with Classified in the studio

Bubbles travels down the highway from Sunnyvale to beautiful Enfield, Nova Scotia to lay down some tracks on this special episode of On the Road with the Trailer Park Boys!

T from the Roc Pile invited Bubbles to a recording session at a studio belonging to Nova Scotian rapping legend Classified!  Bubbs isn’t much of a rapper but he’s full of liquor courage and he doesn’t give a fuck.

Keep an eye out for former podcast guest Quake Matthews!

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Now on iTunes and Spotify – Gooses are Smart

The Boys cook up a plan to feed Randy some dangerously spicy ice cream on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

After learning about an ice cream that is approximately 500x the spiciness of Tabasco sauce, the Boys immediately jump to once conclusion: they need to drive it into an unsuspecting cheeseburger locker.

The Boys also discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, artist pigs, and fake piss.

PLUS: It’s the first week of Julian’s unauthorized Muscle Person of the Week contest – get a look at some buff stud muffins!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Spread the #TPBLove for Valentine’s Day

It’s that time of year again – love is in the fuckin’ air!  To celebrate Valentine’s Day 2018, the dicks at SwearNet want you to make your own Trailer Park Boys Valentine’s Day memes and share them to social media using the hashtag #TPBlove.

We’ll give away one of our brand new TPB rolling trays to our favourite meme maker!

Trailer Park Boys rolling tray

Here’s some inspiration from some of the best fan-made memes from past Valentine’s Day contests!

 

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