Christmas Fuckery

Ho ho fackin’ ho! Christmas at Sunnyvale is the best time of year – dope and liquor, ganked gifts, and maybe extra scrilla if Julian’s money-making schemes don’t fuck up!

New at SwearNet.com – A Very Donair Christmas

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Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin’ King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!

And look out for more awesome content coming TODAY to SwearNet.com and the new TPB/SwearNet app – now available at the App Store and Google Play!!!

 

A Sunnyvale Christmas is comin’ to town!

Attention Ontario: The Boys and Randy are getting ready to ride the ol’ shit sleigh and bring you ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ next week! Tickets are selling fast – Belleville and the first Toronto show is SOLD THE FUCK OUT, so grab yours now before it’s too late and Christmas is fuckin’ ruined!!

Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall SOLD OUT
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre SOLD OUT
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square

New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the VLTs and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a gift, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!

 

New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles celebrate Christmas on their podcast

Holy fuck Boys, it’s Christmas-eve-eve, and it’s a festive mood on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.

Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!

Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!  Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!

Episode 73 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (sure to have some fucking amazing Boxing Day sales in the event that Santa-Jesus-God fucked up and you want something different) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Oh – and as a Christmas fucking treat, the audio versions are available today,  on iTunes and Libsyn!

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!

FREE HASH (coin keyrings)!

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Get paid in hash to shop at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that.  But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise!  A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer!  These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

Holiday Questions, Let’s Go!

Get Julian's good advice on Dear Julian at SwearNet.com

Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!

In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey?  Mother-in-law a total bitch?  Spent all your gift money on liquor?

Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away!  Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.