Holy fuck, on July 1st, it’ll be 150 years since Canada was bornt!
To celebrate, we’re going to give away some DECENT prizes to whoever takes the best picture of a can of Freedom 35 as they celebrate Canada Day! The grand prize includes an autographed Freedom 35 hockey jersey – peak fuckin’ Canada!
Whether you’re celebrating Canada 150 while grilling in your backyard, canoeing in the wilderness, hanging out on the beach, whatever the fuck, we want to see a pic of it! Include a can of Freedom 35 lager in the photo and enter it here on the official contest page!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship! If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st! Click here for details.
They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.
PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!
On March 31st, the whole fuckin’ world will feel the NEED FOR WEED as Trailer Park Boys Season 11 hits Netflix!
We want to see how YOU cocksuckers are celebrating the new season! Whether you’re with your dickhead friends, or on your own with nine cans of ravioli, we want pictures of your Need for Weed #TPB11 Viewing Partyand we’ll be giving out prizes for our favourites!
Three runners-up will get some DECENT swag from TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, but the grand prize winner will get something money can’t buy – real-deal shit from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 11!
You’ll get an authentic “Ricky’s Ball Hockey” poster, a jar of Bubbles’ “Srumdilly Organico Pizza Sauce” (this is just a prop, for fuck sakes, it’ll probably make you sick as fuck, don’t eat the shit), and we even stole one of Julian’s sexy rum glasses from the dirty dancer himself! We’ll also throw in an autographed 8×10 from the Boys.
Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale! If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt. Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Holy FUCK it’s colder than a witch’s tit in Sunnyvale these days!
Lahey is on the booze just for the “liquor jacket” effect, and Ricky is hot-boxing Bubbles’ shed mainly to keep warm!
We are running a contest to find out how YOU stay #SunnyvaleWarm! Comment on our social media posts using the hashtag #SunnyvaleWarm, or you can also put your whore of an answer in the comment section below. The contest runs til Sunday, January 15th at midnight EST!
The dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite post and mail out a DECENT Sunnyvale Bobble Hat and a Trailer Park Boys scarf! If you’re worried you won’t win, or you’re too fucking lazy to come up with something funny, these two cocksuckers are on sale this weekend at our merch store so you can just buy the pricks yourself!
With the whore of a year of 2016 behind us, we are now rolling a six-paper joint and looking forward to 2017. Season 11 will be unleashed in all of its greasy glory on Netflix (date to-be-fucking-announced), and Canadians coast-to-coast will be able to put their dirty lips on a can of Freedom 35, the best shitty beer ever made!
But what’s in store for the residents of Sunnyvale in 2017? Will Bubbles meet a GREASY lady and take her back to his shed? Will Randy switch to vegan burgers? Will Jacob and Trinity get bornt a new gramson or gramdaughter for Ricky? Will Lahey maintain a 10/10 drunk the entire year?
We want YOUR predictions for the people of Sunnyvale in 2017!
Use the hashtag #TPB2017 on Instagram or Twitter, or leave a comment on Facebook, and the dicks at SwearNet will pick their three favourite predictions and send out some fucking prizes!
It’s cold as fuck in Sunnyvale right now so we figure each winner should get a TPB beanie to keep their heads warm, and a TPB lighter leash to keep their joints warm!
Hurry the fuck up, you have until Monday, January 9th at midnight to submit your predictions!
It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit. Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!
The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making. Take a pic and upload it here! You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.