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New on swearnet.com – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up.  Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.

Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.

PLUS: Bubbles chooses his Kitty of the Week!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Sweet and Cunty Peanuts

The Boys receive a wood burning

The Boys encounter some spicy nuts and cock-shaped plants on the latest episode of Mailbag, also known as the Autograph Show!   Just don’t tell Mike we wrote that.

Robb, JP, and Mike receive a DECENT woodburning that has already been signed by the legendary John Dunsworth, with the artist hoping that the Boys will add their John Hancocks to it.  Speaking of burning, they open a package from a US Army veteran that contains extremely spicy peanuts and beef.  The vet served in Iraq and the Boys express their gratitude for his bravery.

PLUS: The Boys receive a bunch of “happy balls” and they have conflicting opinions as to how to use them!

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New on swearnet.com – Pat Roach is a Lazy Bastard

Mike Smith confronts Pat Roach

Pat Roach has some explaining to do on the latest episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show!

Pat’s been back at the studio for quite a while now, but for all the time and money spent on his work, there really seems to be fuck all for content.  Last week we watched him eat his lunch.  Then, he put together a video of himself taking a nap, which turned out to be the last straw for Robb, JP, and Mike.

On today’s episode, they confront him and try to motivate him to get his shit together.  Though they may also be planning to fuck with him.  Only time will fuckin’ tell!

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New on swearnet.com – Suck My Pokemon

The Boys are raring to go for another year of podcashes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions.  Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.

Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.

One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – A Solid Day’s Work

Pat Roach eats his lunch

Pat Roach is putting in a solid day’s work on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

“Mr. Positivity” has just a few more finishing touches to put on his personal workout room, and he’s soon ready to put the equipment to the test.  But first – there’s lunch.

Get caught up on the last couple of episodes – Pat wants to keep his cool and get out of a funk, but can he keep a lid on all of that inner fucking rage?

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New on swearnet.com – The Highest Mailbag Ever

Mike Smith tries some badass hot sauce

The Boys are back in the sack and high as fuck for another episode of Mailbag!

They receive a mysterious laughing teddy bear from someone named Alien Female, who may or may not have smuggled drugs in the bear’s ass.  Mike nearly blows his head off with some hot sauce, JP is jealous of a muscular Mountie, and Robb keeps saying “cantaloupe”, probably because he’s stoned out of his goddamn mind.

PLUS: The Boys are invited to a wedding!

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New on swearnet.com – We’ve Been Drinking for Six Days

The boys have been drinking for six days

Well we’re not sure why we even turned the cameras on for the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand.  Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.

The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.

We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Grab an End!

Pat Roach struggles to move workout equipment

Pat Roach is ready to kick off his workout regiment on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, now on SwearNet!

The Boys have given Pat his own private space in SwearNet Studios where he can set up a personal gym and get into shape.  There’s just one problem – not one miserable fucker at SwearNet will help him move the equipment up the stairs to his workout room.

Will Pat’s positivity prevail?  Why in the fuck can’t Hugh the Office Dick lift anything?  Will Pat ever look like JP?  Tune in and find out!

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New on swearnet.com – For Old Enzymes

Smokey is ready for some New Year’s partying on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy is in full jeans-and-cowboy-hat mode and it appears as if he and Julian have some kind of greasy commission agreement (aka some kind of fucked pimp deal).  There’s an open invitation for everyone to head down to the Legion on New Year’s Eve for anyone who might like to party with Smokey… and Julian will be sure to get his cut.

Ricky is all cleaned up from his Christmas binge and is soberly saving himself for a New Year’s shit show… but he claims that it will be the last for a while.  He also announces that he will no longer shoot off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he will aim for no trailer park complaints in 2018.

Julian and Ricky ask Bubbles how he liked the Christmas gift they got him, but Bubbles remains coy… though the smile on his face suggests he enjoyed her… er… the gift.

PLUS: Ricky reveals a completely fucked habit that he has when he shops for food in the grocery store.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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