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New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday Scott Baio!

Bubbles wonders about long nose hair

Julian admits to dressing like Scott Baio in his childhood on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on SwearNet.com!

After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies.  But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day.  Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.

Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.

PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

*No actual ‘thought’ occurred.

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New on swearnet.com – Hurricane Ricky

The Boys start the podcash by opening cans of TPB Freedom 35 lager

The Boys are feeling for everyone who was affected by the big cocksucking hurricanes on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma.  He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse.  He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.

The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago.  Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.

PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep.  He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

Two dicks dressed up like school boys

It’s September and school is back in session!  Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks.  But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

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New on swearnet.com – Bang the Horse, Save the World

Julian is disgusted by a suggestion from Ricky and Bubbles

The Boys take some time to reflect on their DECENT tour on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  They share some fucked up stories about bats and restaurants selling dongs, but the gist of their trip boils down to one thing: plenty of fuckin’ boozing.

Bubbles gets pretty fuckin’ fed up with all the chewing on the podcash, and Ricky and Julian ponder their options for the coming winter (with jail being a HUGE possibility).

They also look back on this day in history and discovery that Oprah Winfrey debuted on this day – leading to Ricky and Julian pointing out Bubbles’ love for the big O.

This episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for September 6, 2017

After an extremely fucking busy summer, the Boys are back with a State of the Union!

The Boys chat about:

  • Editing Season 12
  • Robb’s nutsack
  • The US tour and the grand finale at Red Rocks
  • Randy’s balls
  • Future plans for SwearNet content

They’re also welcoming all of you glorious new fuckers who are cashing in on our promotion this month and are watching SwearNet for free!

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New on swearnet.com – A No-Suck Guarantee

Bubbles tells a story on the podcast

The Boys want to make sure they take this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast to the next level, so Bubbles is cranking into the Freedom 35 Lager.

After what Ricky thought were a few week episodes of the podcash, Ricky wants to instil a no-suck guarantee, but none of the Boys have any fucking clue how about how they will pull that off.  Bubbles comes up with a new segment in which the Boys shop for fucked things on eBay, with fucky results.

PLUS: Ricky and Bubbles talk about the flavour of Julian’s nutsack.  Sweet, salty, cheesy?!

The podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Fuckin Glum Cunt

the offworld cookery cocks dressed up like mel gibson characters

On the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, the three Northern English food cocks are paying tribute to a certifiable film icon, Mel Gibson.

Dressed in garb from Braveheart, Mad Max, and Lethal Weapon, the lads prepare a spread of Mel-meals, including haggis-stuffed duck and a molasses-bread cleverly (?) named “Treacle Weapon.”

This cooking expedition is mentored by a beaver from the Mel Gibson film Beaver.  And this little beaver is full of fucking vitriol, voiced by the actual raving frothing Mel Gibson himself.  What a fucking glum cunt he can be.

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New on swearnet.com – It’s Raining Horse Cocks

The rain is falling heavy in Sunnyvale and the Boys don’t give a fuck on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  In fact, it gets them in a singing mood, and they see how many rain-related songs they can rhyme off.  That’s not the only musical segment in the show — Ricky breaks out Achy Breaky Heart after reminiscing his greasy mullet and line dancing phase.

Ricky gets learnt on a few spelling fundamentals, as he discovers the phucked phonetics of the letter “Q” – his mind is fucking blown that it can be found in words such as “liquor” and “conquer.”

Bubbles doesn’t stop there – he debuts a segment that he is working on called Blowing Ricky’s Mind and gets into some straight-up crazy spacey shit that does indeed blow Ricky’s mind.

PLUS: Julian reveals who he would bring with him on a trip to an alien planet… and it’s not Bubbles!

This week’s podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!

Randy says something stupid on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Randy reeks and he is satted next to Ricky on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend.  Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.

After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.

PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Law and Order

Officer Paul checks Alessandro's prison jump suit for semen with the aid of a black light

Alessandro is fucked now!  He’s in handcuffs under the custody of Office Paul Kerry and Judge Chico on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery.

Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners.  Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle.  Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.

PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!

 

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