Swords are flying on today’s episode of Mailbag as JP gets fucked over again – let’s hope he doesn’t lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn’t, and a gummy explosion!
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Ricky’s french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor to Park After Dark – Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles’ Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
It’s Thursday, that means only one thing (apart from extra liquor snaps ’cause it’s nearly the weekend) – another FUCKED episode of Greenmount! This week: Get the tea on, Eddie’s parents are coming to visit! No… not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
What the fuck’s going on in Ricky’s trailer today? The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia’s borntday, but before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky’s jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
On today’s Mailbag: The Boys receive an official-looking letter… are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
On today’s Park After Dark: Terry’s still givin’er a week later… and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce (which you can buy HERE!!), Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
It’s FRIDAY, fuckers, and time for a new Park After Dark! Terry’s back in Sunnyvale, and he’s making himself at home! He’ll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin’ deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though…
Welcome the fuck over to Vermont for a new episode of the comedy series Greenmount! This week: Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There’s only one way to settle this – SMOKE OFF!!