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New on swearnet.com – The Sunnyvale Quake

The Boys sit with hip-hop artist Quake Matthews

Nova Scotian hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in the fuckin’ trailer on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Quake’s in Sunnyvale promoting his latest album Celebrate the Struggle which features the single Confessions.  Stick around til the end of the podcash for a DECENT performance of the tune, straight from Ricky’s trailer!  It’s a fucking awesome song, but don’t take it from us – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently included it as #19 on his summer playlist on Spotify:

The Boys feed Quake a big dirty donair and chat about beetles that can draw (not as good as Ricky), R. Kelly’s fucked sex cult, and Jon Lovitz’s luck with the ladies.

They also make their picks in the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor fight – who will win $5 plus a pack of smokes?!

Podcash episode 103 is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  And while you have your greasy lil credit cards out, go pick up Quake’s album on iTunes and other decent music stores!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything!

Ricky is answering fan questions on his couch

The Season 12 camera dicks invade Ricky’s trailer and hand him a fuckload of fan question in our latest On-Set Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky covers a wide range of topics including:

  • How to quit smoking
  • Which of his pets was his favourite
  • Bubbles’ kitties eating his pepperoni cocks
  • Getting stoned while working

Ricky says he’s up for answering as many questions as we can give him, but he will quit when he gets too pissed off.  So, stay tuned for future AMFA’s with the Reveen-looking mawfk!

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New on swearnet.com – Explorers

The Offworld Cookery dicks are exploring barren terrain

Three brave men (only men, unfortunately no women involved) bravely take to the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica in this harrowing episode of Offworld Cookery.

This vicious expedition tests the limits of Captain Scott and his band of merry masturbating men, as they endure harsh cold, shitty powdered food, and far too many horse-related meals.  And a little game of backgammon, just for the fuck of it.

Will they survive the elements?  Or will their weird fucking mountain food kill them?  Can one die of over-feeding the geese?!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Hates the Crew Dicks

Ricky confronts Bruce McCulloch

The camera dicks have taken over Sunnyvale for weeks now and Ricky has had enough.  On the latest On-Set video from the filming of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, Ricky vents his frustrations.

The main bone of contention is that every drink on the set seems to be warm temperature, as if there is a fucking shortage of ice in Nova Scotia.  Ricky confronts a number of the crew members about this fucking situation and does discover that the ice is being hoarded by someone.

He also confronts guest director Bruce McCulloch and asks him why he is being such a dick.  Ricky doesn’t quite recognize Bruce but that is probably because he was stoned when The Kids in the Hall legend joined the Trailer Park Boys Podcast back in January. 

One person who isn’t bitching about the crew is Julian, who has figured out a way to get what he wants (in other words, liquor all day long).

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New on swearnet.com – The Golden Boys

The Boys sit in Ricky's trailer for a podcast

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!

Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer.  What in the fuck were they up to?!

The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.

They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?

This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Lahey Answers More of Your Fucking Questions

Lahey sits on his deck with a drink and answers questions

Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor.  He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.

So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!

Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Me Fucking Anything with Bubbles

Bubbles is answering fan questions

The SwearNet camera dicks caught up with Bubbles on the set of Season 12 and got him to do an Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Bubbles answers questions about the ladies of the park, how to deal with bullies, what it would take to go on a cart-hauling date with him, and who he’d bring with him to the moon.

PLUS: Some fucking dickweeds gives Bubbles shit about his glasses and he doesn’t take to kindly to their stupid fucking question!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Conky’s Ask Me Fucking Anything

Conky sits at Ricky's kitchen table

The little prick job is back — Conky answers YOUR questions in the latest Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

Conky answers fan questions about puppet fetishes, Bubbles drowning him, his opinions on Bobby Turkalino, and why he dresses like Bubbles.  He also explains why he is back in the mother fucking park!

PLUS: This AMFA is shot inside Ricky’s trailer, so of course Conky cannot pass up the opportunity to fuck with Ricky!

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New on swearnet.com – We Are the Champions…?

The Boys do a podcast from the front step of Bubbles' shed!

The Boys have finally recovered from their Canada Day shit show and are bringing you this week’s podcash from the front of Bubbles’ shed!

Things get off to a good start when Ricky finally pronounces a word correctly, something that he’s been fucking up since he first tried pronunciating it.  Don’t worry, he fucks it all up, all over again.

In a discussion that is probably best understood while stoned, the Boys go down a spacey fuckin rabbit hole when they start talking about the Mandela Effect.  Some people claim that we exist in a an alternate universe and there are certain parts of pop culture that we are not remembering accurately because some big fucking particle collider fucked up a bunch of space and time bullshit and spawned a new reality.  Fire up some blades/hot knives (don’t burn yourself like Ricky), and try this quiz to see if you’re from the old universe or the knew one.

PLUS: Ricky says the Beatles are a lie, and he has proof.  Brace yourself.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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