There’s three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for not pulling your goalie to… now there’s a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?
On this week’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s blue because his bank heist went to shit last night – literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian – and a big TPB fan – have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles’ Meat Man!
This week on Mailbag: It’s raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don’t give a fuck as they’ve got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol’ lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!
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It’s time for a new, hash jello-fuelled episode of Park After Dark!! Ricky’s been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! Did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that jello was strong…
Heather the samsquamptch is BACK at SwearNet!! Since we last saw Heather roaming the greasy streets of LA, she’s moved on and is living her best life, dealing with romance, shaving, and trying not to shit on the kitchen floor. Unfortunately she’s picked up a few bad habits…
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s constructed the world’s cutest cheese and bologny sammich – but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Fuck yeah, there’s new Cheap Smokes at SwearNet! Not coming to a theater near you this summer: A tale of danger, intrigue, sex, danger, ass, intrigue… and ass. This is Jean-Marie’s story. This is the movie we don’t deserve.
Watch at the best worst fucking movie trailer you’ll see this year!
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys for today’s Park After Dark as they figure out how to hear the wind, what’s at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!