Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot… or not. And today’s Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.
We now go over to the SwearNet studio for the latest news with Mike Smith… and he’s not fucking around! Today he’s joined on Real Fucking Heroes with Diala Epstein from Staten Island – a registered nurse and a frikkin’ HERO!
From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News – and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!
Find out how Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are doing during the coronavirus lockdown! Get tips on how to avoid frisky wildlife in mating season, what to do if you run out of toilet paper, and the dangers of a naked snow bath. Also: Sonny Ding’s brother banged WHAT?!?
The SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System swings into action! Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown!