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New on swearnet.com – Offworld Cookery Celebrates HALLOWEEN!

The Offworld Cookery dicks are dressed like witches for Halloween

What can make the scariest day of the year even more frightening?  How about three weird food cocks attempting to dress up in Halloween costumes?  Horrid outfits are just once of the many spooky aspects of the special Halloween edition of Offworld Cookery!

The ghoulish pricks put together a three-course meal of “OJ Simpson’s Gingerbread Glove” (which tastes like pure guilt), “Witches Brew” (served in the skulls of their enemies), and “Papa Shango’s Halloween Mangos” (which contain no actual mangos).

It wouldn’t be Halloween without a bit of pumpkin carving, “spell fights,” and crystal balls!  And fucked up food cooked in the outdoors!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Guitar Legend Danny Weis

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sit with guitar legend Danny Weis

Guitarist Danny Weis has shared the stage with some big names, and he’s telling some pretty epic stories from the 60’s and 70’s on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

A founding member of Iron Butterfly, Danny Weis has played guitar with a who’s-fucking-who of rock stars such as Lou Reed, Jimi Hendrix, Alice Cooper, and perhaps Janis Joplin but he can’t quite remember.  He and Bubbles nerd out on guitars, and Danny reminisces about the good ol’ days when he used to rock out with Prakash John (who was once also on the podcash).

PLUS:  Ricky petitions for Halloween to be moved to Friday, October 13th – the day that Santa-Jesus-God was shot and killed.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – State of the Union for October 10, 2017


Robb and Mike are fucked while JP tries to make some announcements

The Boys are back for another State of the Union, and holy FUCK are Mike and Rob out of ‘er!

JP does his best to deliver the address on his own, and he drops some DECENT announcements on us, including:

  • The status of Season 12
  • A new exciting-but-fucking-secret project
  • The latest development in their Halifax bar business.
  • When we can expect to see the next edition of Out of the Park.

PLUS: They (well, not ‘they’… mainly JP, because the other two dicks are fucked) talk about a plan to free up more time for a little website known as SwearNet.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Reeny Smith Sings Acapulco

R and B musician Reeny Smith joins the podcast

The Boys welcome R&B and Gospel artist Reeny Smith on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! 

The native of North Preston, Nova Scotia, is actually the first non-Sunnyvale female to join the podcash (Marguerite, Sarah, and Trinity have made appearances).  In the interest of having a civilized conversation, Bubbles lays down some ground rules and asks Julian and Ricky not to swear in front of the lady and to try to refrain from talking about cock-related subjects.  They remain perfectly gentlemanly except for a few fuck-ups and a bizarre tangent about hiding gold in a rectum.

Reeny talks about her career and influences (learn more about this DECENT artist on her official website: IamReeny.com), and reveals that she neither drinks nor does drugs – a concept that completely blows Ricky’s mind.  The Boys dust off the buzzers and challenge Reeny to a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!  Ricky asks Reeny to sing some music ‘acapulco’ – just vocals, no instruments.

PLUS: Bubbles takes aim at a YouTuber who accused him of being involved in the Illuminati and using satanic hand gestures.  Bubbles has a different kind of hand gesture for him!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on swearnet.com – Cheeses Christ!

Bubbles is showing a picture to Julian

The Boys receive a totally fucked package from the one and only Moon Bear on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

The anonymous podcash listener, famous for his huge fucking problem with the Boys crunching on noisy snacks, decided to put his money where his ears are and he mailed the Boys a package of soft snacks, suitable for podcast consumption.  There was just one problem – Moon Bear fucked up and sent perishable items in the mail.  By the time the parcel arrived in Sunnyvale, the pepperoni and cheese turned out to be so fucking rancid, the Boys nearly puked.

The Boys also talk about the upcoming pro hockey season, and which NHL teams they’ll be supporting this year (though Bubbles may have ulterior motives for his fandom of the Edmonton Oilers).  Julian and Bubbles make fun of Ricky’s trout shirt, and Ricky shares his number one cure for hangovers.

PLUS: Get learnt on bottle tokes by the master!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday Scott Baio!

Bubbles wonders about long nose hair

Julian admits to dressing like Scott Baio in his childhood on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on SwearNet.com!

After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies.  But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day.  Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.

Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.

PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

*No actual ‘thought’ occurred.

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New on swearnet.com – Hurricane Ricky

The Boys start the podcash by opening cans of TPB Freedom 35 lager

The Boys are feeling for everyone who was affected by the big cocksucking hurricanes on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

After smoking some “energy” weed, Ricky finds himself dealing with his sorrow in a different way – he wants to take it out on anyone named Harvey or Irma.  He contends that anytime they name a hurricane after an arsehole, the storm will be that much worse.  He can only assume a hurricane Ricky would be pretty laid back.

The Boys talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a hurricane, remembering back to Hurricane Juan, which fucked over Nova Scotia 14 years ago.  Bubbles wants to get his shed above the flood line, and the Boys try to figure out how they could continue to have electricity.

PLUS: Holy fuck Bubbles needs some sleep.  He swears he saw a squirrel running around the park in pink underwear!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

Two dicks dressed up like school boys

It’s September and school is back in session!  Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks.  But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

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New on swearnet.com – Bang the Horse, Save the World

Julian is disgusted by a suggestion from Ricky and Bubbles

The Boys take some time to reflect on their DECENT tour on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  They share some fucked up stories about bats and restaurants selling dongs, but the gist of their trip boils down to one thing: plenty of fuckin’ boozing.

Bubbles gets pretty fuckin’ fed up with all the chewing on the podcash, and Ricky and Julian ponder their options for the coming winter (with jail being a HUGE possibility).

They also look back on this day in history and discovery that Oprah Winfrey debuted on this day – leading to Ricky and Julian pointing out Bubbles’ love for the big O.

This episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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