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New at SwearNet.com – Happy Blow on Your Wiener Day

In the Mailbag this week: Mike’s got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!

Wanna send something greasy, fun, or just plain fucked to Mailbag? Send it along to:

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New at SwearNet.com – Robert Sheehan’s Shirtless Circus

Holy fuck, we’ve got an exciting Park After Dark for ya today! Ricky’s started up an ‘AirDnD’, and his first guest is only fuckin’ Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert’s favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!

Park After Dark – Sunnyvale SuperHosts and the SuperGuest

Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson – make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!

Don’t forget, you can also listen to Park After Dark on all decent podcast apps – but ya get to see it FIRST on SwearNet.com!

New at SwearNet.com – Where’s Your Head At?!

The Boys need to clean up the after last week’s Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest – cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world’s most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed.

Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky’s latest book learnings!

New at SwearNet.com – Brain Fuckers

Today’s episode of Park After Dark is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky’s brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is.

Hmm, are you sure you didn’t film Park After Dark today, Boys?