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New at SwearNet.com – Whatever You Do, Don’t Mention the COCK

Swords are flying on today’s episode of Mailbag as JP gets fucked over again – let’s hope he doesn’t lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn’t, and a gummy explosion!

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New at SwearNet.com – Rollin’ Right into Heaven – on a Flock of Reindeer

It’s FRIDAY, fuckers, and time for a new Park After Dark! Terry’s back in Sunnyvale, and he’s making himself at home! He’ll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin’ deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though…