On today’s Park After Dark: The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky’s made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a ‘horizontal refreshment’ is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
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New at SwearNet.com – Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones
The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
New at SwearNet.com – Meat Bender
Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven on this week’s Park After Dark! Julian’s on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won’t end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles’ goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
New at SwearNet.com – When A Shit Day Goes Good
On this week’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s blue because his bank heist went to shit last night – literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian – and a big TPB fan – have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles’ Meat Man!
New at SwearNet.com – Gettin’ Book Learnt With Ricky
It’s time for a new, hash jello-fuelled episode of Park After Dark!! Ricky’s been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! Did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that jello was strong…
New at SwearNet.com – Baby Supersub
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s constructed the world’s cutest cheese and bologny sammich – but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
New at SwearNet.com – I’d Bang One of You Guys for a Slap Chop
On today’s Park After Dark, Julian’s calling the shots in Ricky’s kitchen – and dirty ol’ Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
New at SwearNet.com – Bubbles’ Slow Fried Bologny Sammiches
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys for today’s Park After Dark as they figure out how to hear the wind, what’s at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
New at SwearNet.com – Givin’r With FUBAR
The Boys have a special fucking guest on Park After Dark today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He’s also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies – who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
New at SwearNet.com – Three-Soft-Cock Dornitos
Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!
It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!