Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! On today’s socially distanced and sanitized-to-fuck Park After Dark, Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date – but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the ‘rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock!
Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
Today on the virtual Park After Dark: Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian’s too busy hustlin’ shit, and Ricky’s got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of ‘er on today’s Park After Dark! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson’s fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings ‘My Corona’!
On the latest Park After Dark: Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin’ zombie apocalypse is coming – and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin’ starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
On the latest Park After Dark: Julian’s getting lonely and in need of a steady bang – would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles’ desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories – 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
Is it Park After Dark… or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn’t eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole – is Ricky’s brain ready for it?
The world’s a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today’s topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
The Boys are (virtually) partying again on the new season of Park After Dark! They discuss dirty ol’ load brownies, Ricky’s frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf…
