Park After Dark

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On today’s Park After Dark: The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky’s made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a ‘horizontal refreshment’ is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!

New at SwearNet.com – Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones

The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!

New at SwearNet.com – Gettin’ Book Learnt With Ricky

It’s time for a new, hash jello-fuelled episode of Park After Dark!! Ricky’s been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! Did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that jello was strong…

New at SwearNet.com – Three-Soft-Cock Dornitos

Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!

It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!