One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let’s fucking go! On the latest greasy episode of Park After Dark, the Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world’s smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos’ scrilla!
Randy knocked it outta the park on this week’s Park After Dark, creating the mouth-and-ass-watering April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger – and we want to see YOUR attempt! Get in the chicken fingers, pepperoni, onion rings and bacon to create your own delicious burger, upload a photo to your favourite social media fucking thing, and tag it #fuckaroundburger. Vegetarian or vegan? Just substitute some tasty non-meat alternatives and get creative as fuck. We’ll share our favourites next week, and the most scrump-dilly pics will win a free year of SwearNet.com!
This is Randy’s masterpiece. DEEEEfuckingLICIOUS!!!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? On the latest Park After Dark, Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools’ Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he’s ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Look out for more greasy cheeseburger fun later today! 🍔
Spring is springing on the latest Park After Dark and the Boys are getting horny – but what’s their mating call? Ricky’s also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian’s got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles’ chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
Ricky, Bubbles and ‘Julian Musk’ are back in business – making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky’s at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and ‘Julian Musk’ is hustling for a buyer – but can he do a deal? We reckon the Boys are on to a fucking winner here. Dirty Burger, Jal-a-peno Zesty Mordent and Dressed All Over potato chips? Bring it on!! Would YOU eat a Sunnyvale Snack Company chip?
Slow roasted balogny… Shake & Bake hotdogs… presto pesto… four kinds of fancy-ass mustard… holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it’s all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky’s German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Ommmmm… oh for fack’s sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate on today’s Park After Dark, but Julian’s more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!