Park After Dark

New at SwearNet.com – Three-Soft-Cock Dornitos

Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!

It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!

New at SwearNet.com: Heaty Mac ‘n’ Cheese With Deep-Fried Chicken Parts

On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s got a new gift – an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin’ roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged!

Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to… Canada!