On today’s Park After Dark: That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share?
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On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky’s bath?!
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What’s the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky’s plans for Talko’s sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on the latest Park After Dark!
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark – the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man’s radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the ‘Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Ricky’s got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed – what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high?
On the latest Park after Dark: Nothing to see here, folks – it’s quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling?
Also: Find out Ricky’s new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin’ gut, and Bubbles’ favourite Elvis song!
On today’s Park After Dark: Get ready for anvil envy – Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky’s greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian’s face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test… now streaming on PornHub?!
How high are you right now? Well, you’re not as high as the Boys – they’re as fucked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian’s got meat on his mind – but does it taste a bit ‘ruff’? Also: Fighting fire with booze! Watch now at SwearNet.com!
On today’s Park After Dark: Ronnie Thunder’s been a bad kitty, Ricky’s speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian’s muscles… what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question – should Bubbles grow a moustache?
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On today’s Park After Dark: Julian is desperate to make some scrilla – can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky’s got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
