Coronavirus can fuck off, we’ve got a Park After Dark to do! Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who’s living in luxury, and who’s eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
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New at SwearNet.com – We Totally Did Not Fuckin’ Kidnap Jay Baruchel
On the latest Park After Dark: It may or may not be Ricky’s birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there’s weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!
New at SwearNet.com – Bad Lucker Day
On the latest Park After Dark: Bubbles doesn’t believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys’ plans to move to Italy… or has it?!
New at SwearNet.com – Going Viral!
On this week’s Park After Dark, we’re going fuckin’ VIRAL!! Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus – can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
New at SwearNet.com – Leap Year Chicken & Liquor Party
On the latest Park After Dark: Keep your head on a swivel – it’s a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky! Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune.
Also: Snake orgies, frozen birds, and Holly Valentine!
New at SwearNet.com – La Dolce Fuckin’ Vita
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!
New at SwearNet.com – Three Horsemen of the Fuckocalypse
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar – the perfect scam for Valentine’s Day!
New at SwearNet.com – Worst Case Ontario
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? You better tune into today’s Park After Dark, as Ricky’s got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another fucked round of If You Had To. Find out who’s gonna get eaten, and who’s getting a cock face tattoo!
New at SwearNet.com – Ricky’s Mystic Pepperoni Predictions
On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future – will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake?
Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
New at SwearNet.com – Snowmegeddon
Holy fuck, it’s colder than a snowman’s cock out there! On today’s Park After Dark, the Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it’s like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who’s got balls as big as golf balls?!