The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven on this week’s Park After Dark! Julian’s on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won’t end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles’ goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
On this week’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s blue because his bank heist went to shit last night – literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian – and a big TPB fan – have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles’ Meat Man!
It’s time for a new, hash jello-fuelled episode of Park After Dark!! Ricky’s been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! Did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that jello was strong…
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s constructed the world’s cutest cheese and bologny sammich – but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys for today’s Park After Dark as they figure out how to hear the wind, what’s at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
The Boys have a special fucking guest on Park After Dark today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He’s also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies – who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!
It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!
On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s got a new gift – an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin’ roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged!
Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to… Canada!