Park After Dark

New at SwearNet.com – Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones

The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!

New at SwearNet.com – Gettin’ Book Learnt With Ricky

It’s time for a new, hash jello-fuelled episode of Park After Dark!! Ricky’s been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! Did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that jello was strong…

New at SwearNet.com – Three-Soft-Cock Dornitos

Grab a few cocks of pepperoni and a bag of Doritos, the latest Park After Dark is gonna make you hungry as fuck!!

It’s raining horsecocks outside, but it’s cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada… or not!

New at SwearNet.com: Heaty Mac ‘n’ Cheese With Deep-Fried Chicken Parts

On today’s Park After Dark: Ricky’s got a new gift – an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin’ roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged!

Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to… Canada!