Holy fuck, she’s a hot one, boys! You loved our DEEECENT hot sauce so much, the experts at Coney Island Saucery have cooked up another batch 🌶️🔥
Head over toconeyislandsaucery.com and use the code XMAS2019 to get 4 bottles for the price of 3!
This weekend only: Julian’s got some GREASY deals at the official Trailer Park Boys store for the Black Friday weekend! We’ve got some decent discounts, and a new t-shirt collection designed by Sunnyvale’s own Jacob Rolfe! Save some scrilla and get some sexy new t-shirts – but you’ve only got until 11:59pm GMT Sunday!
Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!
Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!
Need more shit in your life? The LEGENDARY Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth is back!! The definitive A-Z of scatological wisdom, puns and poetry written by the Wizard of Shit himself is now available to pre-order at johndunsworth.com!
“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
The shit-clock is ticking… you’ve got until Friday, August 23 order your scrumpdilly, limited edition Trailer Park Boys hot sauce! Made with fresh, all-natural ingredients, it’s the perfect sauce for your cheeseburger picnics! It’s also rumoured it makes Barb’s scalloped potatoes a lot less fucked… Order at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb or fuck off!! 🌶️
If you wanna make your chicken fingers, pepperoni cocks and bacon sammiches taste more decenter, you better hurry ta fuck up! The limited edition Trailer Park Boys Hot Sauce pre-sale ends soon, so get your order in at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb before it all frigs off!
It’s here!!! Get your hands on the first, LIMITED EDITION batch of Trailer Park Boys Deeecent… Hot Sauce! It’s a Louisiana-style garlicky, silky-smooth sauce with just the right amount of heat. My fuck you’re gonna love it! 🌶️🍔🍗
And if that wasn’t decent enough, every pre-order gets a chance to win 1 of 24 signed bottles by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! GO THE FUCK HERE TO ORDER NOW: coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb