Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!
Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉
Winter’s about to frig off and BBQ season is around the corner – time to stock up on scrump-dilly TPB hot sauce! The limited edition ‘Sheet Metal’ batch is selling fast, so head on over to coneyislandsaucery.com and grab some hot, garlicky goodness. DEEECENT!
Hear that, Randy? It’s the Winds of Shit… bringing you a special offer on John Dunsworth’s legendary book, The Dicshitnary! Order now at johndunsworth.com using the code WOW and you get $5 off! Hurry before the Shithawks grab them all…
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!