Heard the news? We’re filming something new at the SwearNet studios… we can’t let the kitty out the bag right now, but make sure you’re following us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook for more awesome sneak peeks!
Need more shit in your life? The LEGENDARY Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth is back!! The definitive A-Z of scatological wisdom, puns and poetry written by the Wizard of Shit himself is now available to pre-order at johndunsworth.com!
“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
The shit-clock is ticking… you’ve got until Friday, August 23 order your scrumpdilly, limited edition Trailer Park Boys hot sauce! Made with fresh, all-natural ingredients, it’s the perfect sauce for your cheeseburger picnics! It’s also rumoured it makes Barb’s scalloped potatoes a lot less fucked… Order at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb or fuck off!! 🌶️
If you wanna make your chicken fingers, pepperoni cocks and bacon sammiches taste more decenter, you better hurry ta fuck up! The limited edition Trailer Park Boys Hot Sauce pre-sale ends soon, so get your order in at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb before it all frigs off!
It’s here!!! Get your hands on the first, LIMITED EDITION batch of Trailer Park Boys Deeecent… Hot Sauce! It’s a Louisiana-style garlicky, silky-smooth sauce with just the right amount of heat. My fuck you’re gonna love it! 🌶️🍔🍗
And if that wasn’t decent enough, every pre-order gets a chance to win 1 of 24 signed bottles by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! GO THE FUCK HERE TO ORDER NOW: coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb
Wanna do something AWESOME? Bubbles just launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for one of our Trailer Park and SwearNet friends, Tom Termeer, who’s in desperate need of medical help for a terrible disease known as Cluster Headaches, dubbed the most painful disease in the world – with your help it can fuck right off!! Please help Bubbles and Tom by donating whatever you can – every cent helps!
And if that wasn’t enough, the King of the Kitties has rigged up his clickerty-clacker to film a personal message for you – click here to order your own Bubbles video message! Check out some of the messages Bubbles has filmed for fans and get yours before it’s too late! All scrilla raised from the videos will go directly to the fund, and beat this cocksucker of a disease. DEEEECENT!!!!
BONGGGGG!!!! It’s 4/20 fuckers, and to celebrate we’re making the classic ‘Bongs’ episode of Gettin’ Learnt With Ricky FREE to watch all weekend! Light a phatty and get some learnting done with your favourite ganja guru, the wizard of weed, the master of… oh for fuck’s sake, just go and enjoy the best day of the year with Ricky!!
Happy birthday John Dunsworth ❤️
Why not celebrate today by spreading a lil’ cheer? Visit an elderly neighbour, donate to your favourite charity, pick up some garbage, or buy a stranger a drink and raise your glasses for the greatest trailer park supervisor in the world!
What awesome thing are you gonna do today? Stories and photos, let’s go! #CheersJohn