Hear that, Randy? It’s the Winds of Shit… bringing you a special offer on John Dunsworth’s legendary book, The Dicshitnary! Order now at johndunsworth.com using the code WOW and you get $5 off! Hurry before the Shithawks grab them all…
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!
This weekend only: Julian’s got some GREASY deals at the official Trailer Park Boys store for the Black Friday weekend! We’ve got some decent discounts, and a new t-shirt collection designed by Sunnyvale’s own Jacob Rolfe! Save some scrilla and get some sexy new t-shirts – but you’ve only got until 11:59pm GMT Sunday!
Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!
Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!
Need more shit in your life? The LEGENDARY Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth is back!! The definitive A-Z of scatological wisdom, puns and poetry written by the Wizard of Shit himself is now available to pre-order at johndunsworth.com!
“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”