A greasy, story-driven mobile game based on the hit TV show, Trailer Park Boys!
Vancouver, Canada – Mar. 13th, 2017 – It’s official! The long awaited Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money is scheduled to be released worldwide on April 20th, 2017. The free to play mobile game, developed by East Side Games, will be available on iOS and Android.
The game features iconic characters Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, as well as fan favourite characters such as Randy, Mr. Lahey and JRoc.
Play as the boys and run Sunnyvale trailer park where each level is a whole new season complete with quirky storylines. Too lazy to work? That’s ok, you can upgrade businesses and hire Cory to run them while you’re gone. Running low on stock? No worries! Use crowbars to bust open car trunks and find more characters, liquor, hashcoins, and cash.
Throw down with the resident Trailer Park supervisors, Randy and Mr. Lahey as you enter fast-tapping middle-finger Boss Fights at the end of each season. Get thrown in jail because jail is awesome and getting busted is part of the job. When you get out, rebuild your trailer park stronger than before.
As the only mobile game to feature the Trailer Park Boys, it’s an exciting first for both the boys and East Side Games.
“As lifelong fans of the boys, we worked closely with them to make this a truly greasy Trailer Park Boys experience!”
What else can we say? It’s going to be DEECENT!
ABOUT TPB PRODUCTIONS LIMITED
TPB Productions is a Nova Scotia based company indirectly controlled by actors, Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay, and Robb Wells. The company owns and manages all intellectual property rights associated with Trailer Park Boys, including Canadian and International trademarks, copyrights and music publishing assets.
East Side Games is a proudly independent and profitable game studio with a collaborative, creative, and fun culture. Our games fund all our new projects, and everyone who works here has a direct impact on the day-to-day business.
The studio has over 25 million downloads and well over a million unique players every month. East Side Games has released several hit mobile games including Pot Farm: Grass Roots, Munchie Farm, Idle Paws and coming soon Dragon Up: Match 2 Hatch.
The whole world is about to learn something that SwearNet fans have known for a long time: Kaitlin and Laura from Cheap Smokes have a really fucked sense of humour, but it’s fucked in the best possible way.
Holy fuck, an album. That must be a lot of work. Tell us a bit about what goes into creating a comedy album!
Kaitlin – It was definitely a challenge for us because anyone who’s seen our act knows that we are very physical comedians. So it was hard to find sketches that were mainly about the funny things we were saying…and not just Kaitlin running around as a fuckin’ pee goblin wearing a beard and a witch nose. The whole process took us over a year to complete. We had to meticulously go through every take of every track and edit and find what worked and what didn’t and have sound effects added at the exact right time etc etc. It was a lot of work which makes us really proud that it’s finally ready!
Laura – It was a lot of work but we had an amazing team. Comedy Records is pretty amazing. When we listened to our first recordings, we were a bit worried about the album. Recording a sketch album is a lot different than recording a stand-up album. With stand-up, you really just need good sound and an audience. With sketch, you have to add in a bunch of sounds and cues because there is no live audience.
What kind of material can we expect on this album? Will we hear from any of our favourite characters from your material on SwearNet.com like Heather or Jean Marie?
Kaitlin – You MAY hear from a certain Chip and Candace…and perhaps the Mom Wine characters make a bit of an appearance. On this album you can expect a lot of the same sophomoric, silly humor and zany characters that Cheap Smokes is known for. It’s just really fun and silly and sexy (but gross sexy). What else would you expect?
Drunk on Mom Wine
Laura – You can expect only political and high brow humor. There will be absolutely no fart or poop jokes. There will be no dating jokes or self deprecating humor or making fun of “Valley Girls.” Okay… I’m lying. This album doesn’t have a specific style, it’s just us… if that makes sense. Whatever we loved and thought would be good for a non visual album, we recorded it.
Are there any classic comedy albums out there that might’ve inspired or guided you to make one of your own?
Laura – Our dear friends, who are also a duo came out with an album last year based out of New York. The album Rick and Chuck (Jay and Eyton) is so hilarious you will actually have to change your pants. A lot of great Canadian comics have recorded albums recently and we though we could do the same. We looked at all our non physical material we had and said, why not?
What the fuck have you been up to since we last saw you on SwearNet.com? Could you tell us about your live show?
Kaitlin – What have we been up to? Well Laura got a sex change, so that was a huge deal. But really we’ve just been writing and performing and working. We have a project going on with The Boys and we will see where it ends up. Our live show is always very over-the-top physical, ridiculous humour. If you’re an audience member you should know you’re not safe because we may bring you up onstage and fuck with you… literally.
Kaitlin – We love those fuckers with all of our hearts! I don’t think SwearNet fans realize how hard those guys really work. Each of them is working on at least 10 different things at any moment. On top of all the work they had to do with TPB, they had to run around Halifax filming us stupid morons in sexy hot dog suits getting rickshaw rides from strange men. Nicole is a genius, Hannah and Chipper work harder than anyone I know, and Zan the sound guy was our protector and would karate chop anyone who gave us a hard time. Preston is a big old teddy bear that loves boxed wine, but he does try really hard to be a dick.
Laura – Working with all the drunk and stoned idiots at SwearNet was actually one of the best times of my life. I know that sounds lame but it really was. The first time when we went and played in the studio while the boys were on tour, we were there for an entire month. They became a family to us. Father Preston, sister Hannah, Protector Zan, cousin Chipper. One time when we were filming “Stoned Movie Reviews” Chipper got us SO high that I actually wanted to die. We were so in our heads, we couldn’t drive home we were that wrecked. I kept thinking, “What if my Dad saw me right now, he would so not be proud?” We will never smoke Chipper’s stuff ever again. Preston is SO far from a dick he’s a pussy. Kidding, he is a sweet teddy bear that never wears pants.
What’s next for Cheap Smokes?
Kaitlin – We have a lot of coals in the fire*…is that a fucking saying? We have a lot of stuff in the works that we can’t quite talk about yet. We will see what happens in the next few months. Hopefully big things. We’ve been at this comedy thing for almost a decade so hopefully someday soon I can have a bit of money and finally get that thing on my car fixed that sounds like a dying cat.
Where can your fans buy your fucking album?
Kaitlin – It’s available on iTunes as of TODAY Friday February 24th. The album is Cheap Smokes “IDIOTT’S”….and yes we meant to spell it that way, Jesus CHRIST! Please go download it now, its fuckin’ hilarious. Buy it for your grandma, she’ll love it! Thanks to SwearNet fans for all your love and support. xoxo Cheap Smokes. (Except Stomachworm….you suck).
Buy the fucking album IDIOTT’S on iTunes by clicking here!
Check out more Cheap Smokes fuckery on their YouTube channel.
*Editor’s note: “We have a lot of coals in the fire” is not a fucking saying.
Alright dickheads, we want more questions for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian.
Since we started the second season, Bubbles and Ricky seem to have found their way onto the set. Julian doesn’t want them around all the fucking time, it’s still called DEAR JULIAN for fuck sakes, but you never know when they might show up. So include questions for those two shit weasels too if it tickles your fucking fancy!
Trying to figure out how to fuck over the tax man this tax season?
Want to learn how to roll the perfect six-paper joint?
Can’t stop your kitty from humping your fucking leg?
Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks. They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects! They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!
Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!
The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer. We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!
Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles. If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.