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Toronto Gets a Taste of Freedom!

Fans gather with Ricky and Bubbles in Toronto

Best case Ontario – Freedom 35 is here!

The easy-drinking DECENT lager landed in Toronto with a big greasy kaboom at an LCBO launch event on April 27th, with record-setting crowds arriving to get their hands on the brew (plus a bit of Liquormen’s), and get some autographs from Sunnyvale’s finest.

With Julian and Ricky stuck at the Halifax airport due to the infamous Nova Scotian fog (the shit they warned Snoop Dogg about) and dicky airline service, Bubbles held down the fort in Toronto.

 

 

Bubbles addressed the long line and cursed Ricky and Julian, while taking selfies with some hardcore Trailer Park Boys fans, including one mawfk who showed the Toronto Star his Sunnyvale tattoos.

 

A Trailer Park Boys super fan shows his tattoos in Toronto

Jeffery Clifford shows off some DECENT ink! (Photo by Jesse Winter of the Toronto Star)

 

The event might’ve hit peak “Greasy Canadiana” when #DartGuy showed up, with many fans calling for a big dirty wrestling match between the bearded Maple Leafs fan and the Green Bastard.

 

 

Ricky somehow managed to get his arse to Toronto and he and Bubbles continued signing autographs for hours after the event was supposed to end.

The Boys were then off to an after party at The Loose Moose for some Freedom 35, Liquormen’s, and dirty cheeseburgers.  Windsor rockers Huttch rocked the fuck out of the stage, and Sam Roberts Band drummer Josh Trager, Danko Jones, Mike Kennedy, and dirty old caveman Sam Tarasco were on hand to celebrate a beer launch for the ages!

 

The North American Craft dicks responsible for brewing Freedom 35!

 

Freedom 35 has been rolling out across Canada and is most likely at a booze shop near you!  And if you live in Ontario, you’re in luck, the LCBO will deliver this DECENT lager to your door – click here to order!

 

Another shot of the dickheads who stayed til the end!

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Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY Has Arrived!

As if we needed any more reason to celebrate 4:20… Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY, the mobile game, is finally here!  The cocksucker is available worldwide in the Google Play Store and the iOS App Store!

Greasy Money lets you run Sunnyvale Trailer Park on your smartphone! Play with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles as you tap your way through many greasy ‘seasons’ – upgrade businesses, collect character cards and complete challenges to unlock trunks of cash, liquor and dope. Watch out for the awesome Lahey and Randy Boss Fights at the end of each season!

So, roll that six paper joint, grab a bit of honey oil, a hash coin, DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING GAME, and enjoy the fuck out of 4:20!

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Toronto: Get Ready for a Taste of Freedom!

Freedom 35 is finally on the horizon!  The scrum-dilly lager has already been popping up in liquor stores across Canada, ahead of its official launch in Toronto on April 27th.  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles will be at the Queen’s Quay LCBO branch on April 27th from 12pm til 3pm, signing autographs and taking photos.

The easy-drinking brew was developed by beer genius Paul Dickey and North American Craft, and early reviews indicate that she’s a DE-HEEE-HEEEECENT lager!  But we want to hear from you – please Tweet or Instagram us a photo of you enjoying a cool one with the hashtag #TPBFreedom35!

 

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Lahey and Randy AMFA: Questions Wanted!

Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!

Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11?  Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!

Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.

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Trailer Park Boys Mobile Game Available on FOUR FUCKIN’ TWENTY!

The Boys' DECENT mobile game is available on 4.20!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

A greasy, story-driven mobile game based on the hit TV show, Trailer Park Boys!

 

Vancouver, Canada – Mar. 13th, 2017 – It’s official! The long awaited Trailer Park Boys: Greasy Money is scheduled to be released worldwide on April 20th, 2017. The free to play mobile game, developed by East Side Games, will be available on iOS and Android.

 

The game features iconic characters Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, as well as fan favourite characters such as Randy, Mr. Lahey and JRoc.

Play as the boys and run Sunnyvale trailer park where each level is a whole new season complete with quirky storylines. Too lazy to work? That’s ok, you can upgrade businesses and hire Cory to run them while you’re gone. Running low on stock? No worries! Use crowbars to bust open car trunks and find more characters, liquor, hashcoins, and cash.

 

Throw down with the resident Trailer Park supervisors, Randy and Mr. Lahey as you enter fast-tapping middle-finger Boss Fights at the end of each season. Get thrown in jail because jail is awesome and getting busted is part of the job. When you get out, rebuild your trailer park stronger than before.

 

As the only mobile game to feature the Trailer Park Boys, it’s an exciting first for both the boys and East Side Games.

 

“As lifelong fans of the boys, we worked closely with them to make this a truly greasy Trailer Park Boys experience!”

 

What else can we say? It’s going to be DEECENT!

 

ABOUT TPB PRODUCTIONS LIMITED

TPB Productions is a Nova Scotia based company indirectly controlled by actors, Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay, and Robb Wells. The company owns and manages all intellectual property rights associated with Trailer Park Boys, including Canadian and International trademarks, copyrights and music publishing assets.

For more information on the Trailer Park Boys please visit www.trailerparkboys.com and www.swearnet.com

ABOUT EAST SIDE GAMES

East Side Games is a proudly independent and profitable game studio with a collaborative, creative, and fun culture. Our games fund all our new projects, and everyone who works here has a direct impact on the day-to-day business.

 

The studio has over 25 million downloads and well over a million unique players every month. East Side Games has released several hit mobile games including Pot Farm: Grass Roots, Munchie Farm, Idle Paws and coming soon Dragon Up: Match 2 Hatch.

 

For more information about East Side Games, please visit www.eastsidegames.com

 

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Cheap Smokes Debut Album “IDIOTT’S” Now Available!

Album cover for Cheap Smokes featuring Kaitlin and Laura entangled in their underwear

Buy the album on iTunes by clicking here!

The whole world is about to learn something that SwearNet fans have known for a long time: Kaitlin and Laura from Cheap Smokes have a really fucked sense of humour, but it’s fucked in the best possible way.

After appearing in the Trailer Park Boys TV show and putting together a massive 53-episode season on SwearNet, the ladies are ready to stick yet another fucking feather in their filthy cap.  Today, they release their debut comedy album IDIOTT’S, and the dicks at SwearBlog reached out to Kaitlin and Laura to get the dirty low-down!

 

Holy fuck, an album. That must be a lot of work. Tell us a bit about what goes into creating a comedy album!

Kaitlin – It was definitely a challenge for us because anyone who’s seen our act knows that we are very physical comedians. So it was hard to find sketches that were mainly about the funny things we were saying…and not just Kaitlin running around as a fuckin’ pee goblin wearing a beard and a witch nose. The whole process took us over a year to complete. We had to meticulously go through every take of every track and edit and find what worked and what didn’t and have sound effects added at the exact right time etc etc. It was a lot of work which makes us really proud that it’s finally ready!

Laura – It was a lot of work but we had an amazing team. Comedy Records is pretty amazing. When we listened to our first recordings, we were a bit worried about the album. Recording a sketch album is a lot different than recording a stand-up album. With stand-up, you really just need good sound and an audience. With sketch, you have to add in a bunch of sounds and cues because there is no live audience. 

 

What kind of material can we expect on this album? Will we hear from any of our favourite characters from your material on SwearNet.com like Heather or Jean Marie?

Kaitlin – You MAY hear from a certain Chip and Candace…and perhaps the Mom Wine characters make a bit of an appearance. On this album you can expect a lot of the same sophomoric, silly humor and zany characters that Cheap Smokes is known for. It’s just really fun and silly and sexy (but gross sexy). What else would you expect?

Drunk on mom wine

Drunk on Mom Wine

Laura – You can expect only political and high brow humor. There will be absolutely no fart or poop jokes. There will be no dating jokes or self deprecating humor or making fun of “Valley Girls.” Okay… I’m lying. This album doesn’t have a specific style, it’s just us… if that makes sense. Whatever we loved and thought would be good for a non visual album, we recorded it.

 

Are there any classic comedy albums out there that might’ve inspired or guided you to make one of your own?

Laura – Our dear friends, who are also a duo came out with an album last year based out of New York. The album Rick and Chuck (Jay and Eyton) is so hilarious you will actually have to change your pants. A lot of great Canadian comics have recorded albums recently and we though we could do the same. We looked at all our non physical material we had and said, why not?

 

What the fuck have you been up to since we last saw you on SwearNet.com? Could you tell us about your live show?

Kaitlin – What have we been up to? Well Laura got a sex change, so that was a huge deal. But really we’ve just been writing and performing and working. We have a project going on with The Boys and we will see where it ends up. Our live show is always very over-the-top physical, ridiculous humour. If you’re an audience member you should know you’re not safe because we may bring you up onstage and fuck with you… literally.

 

Describe the experience of working with the drunk and stoned idiots at SwearNet. Is Preston really that much of a dick?

Preston

No pants, no problem

Kaitlin – We love those fuckers with all of our hearts! I don’t think SwearNet fans realize how hard those guys really work. Each of them is working on at least 10 different things at any moment. On top of all the work they had to do with TPB, they had to run around Halifax filming us stupid morons in sexy hot dog suits getting rickshaw rides from strange men. Nicole is a genius, Hannah and Chipper work harder than anyone I know, and Zan the sound guy was our protector and would karate chop anyone who gave us a hard time. Preston is a big old teddy bear that loves boxed wine, but he does try really hard to be a dick.

Laura – Working with all the drunk and stoned idiots at SwearNet was actually one of the best times of my life. I know that sounds lame but it really was. The first time when we went and played in the studio while the boys were on tour, we were there for an entire month. They became a family to us. Father Preston, sister Hannah, Protector Zan, cousin Chipper. One time when we were filming “Stoned Movie Reviews” Chipper got us SO high that I actually wanted to die. We were so in our heads, we couldn’t drive home we were that wrecked. I kept thinking, “What if my Dad saw me right now, he would so not be proud?” We will never smoke Chipper’s stuff ever again. Preston is SO far from a dick he’s a pussy. Kidding, he is a sweet teddy bear that never wears pants.

 

What’s next for Cheap Smokes?

Kaitlin – We have a lot of coals in the fire*…is that a fucking saying? We have a lot of stuff in the works that we can’t quite talk about yet. We will see what happens in the next few months. Hopefully big things. We’ve been at this comedy thing for almost a decade so hopefully someday soon I can have a bit of money and finally get that thing on my car fixed that sounds like a dying cat.

 

Where can your fans buy your fucking album?

Kaitlin – It’s available on iTunes as of TODAY Friday February 24th. The album is Cheap Smokes “IDIOTT’S”….and yes we meant to spell it that way, Jesus CHRIST! Please go download it now, its fuckin’ hilarious. Buy it for your grandma, she’ll love it! Thanks to SwearNet fans for all your love and support. xoxo Cheap Smokes. (Except Stomachworm….you suck).

 


Buy the fucking album IDIOTT’S on iTunes by clicking here!
Check out more Cheap Smokes fuckery on their YouTube channel.
*Editor’s note: “We have a lot of coals in the fire” is not a fucking saying.

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Send Us Your Fucking Questions

Dear Julian needs your questions

Alright dickheads, we want more questions for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian.

Since we started the second season, Bubbles and Ricky seem to have found their way onto the set.  Julian doesn’t want them around all the fucking time, it’s still called DEAR JULIAN for fuck sakes, but you never know when they might show up.  So include questions for those two shit weasels too if it tickles your fucking fancy!

Trying to figure out how to fuck over the tax man this tax season?

Want to learn how to roll the perfect six-paper joint?

Can’t stop your kitty from humping your fucking leg?

Comment below!

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New on swearnet.com – The Boys Are Fucked (also, writing again)

The Boys are dressed up for a State of the Union address

The Boys are back with another State of the Union address, and boy are they fucked!

Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks.  They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects!  They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!

Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!

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