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Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic – new tour dates!

Randy's Cheeseburger Picnic Tour

Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!

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Join the Trailer Park Boys Cruise in March 2019!!

Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.

We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!

Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!

CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!

New at swearnet.com – State of the Union for July 12!

SwearNet State of the Union July 12

Robb, JP and Mike have another update for ya!!

On today’s SwearNet State of the Union: Santa’s come early to the SwearNet studio! Mike’s been splashing the scrilla on something fucking AWESOME – if only they could figure out how to turn the cocksucker on?!

Also: A new SwearNet series, and a big treat coming soon for your clickerty-clacker!

Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!

Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!

The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!

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Just follow the instructions on the email and check the box(es), and you’re all fucking SET! If you ignore the email or don’t check the box, you won’t get your Friday newsletter and your life will basically fucking SUCK. Don’t see the email? Check your spam/junk folder as the little cocksucker may be hiding in there!

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Trailer Park Boys Season 12 – Official Trailer!!

CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30! It’s time for Ricky and Julian to grow the fuck up, and be for to be men. Julian gets a real job, Ricky gets a new girl, and Bubbles has a new business! Nothing could go wrong…. could it?!

Get your buddies round, grab some booze (Season 12 pairs wells with Freedom 35 beer and Liquormen’s whisky we hear!) and get ready to witness the greatest, greasiest Sunnyvale shitstorm on March 30!

 

Catherine Robertson: Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!

Congrats to Catherine Robertson!  Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!

Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.

Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!

Vote for the Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!


Foad HP is the Comic of the Week!

Foad HP is the comic of the week

We tallied the votes and Foad HP is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!

Foad will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month.  Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.

Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!

Foad HP is the comic of the week

Dan Hendricken is the Comic of the Week!

Dan Hendricken is the Comic of the Week

We tallied the votes and Dan Hendricken is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!

Dan will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month.  Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.

Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!