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Just follow the instructions on the email and check the box(es), and you’re all fucking SET! If you ignore the email or don’t check the box, you won’t get your Friday newsletter and your life will basically fucking SUCK. Don’t see the email? Check your spam/junk folder as the little cocksucker may be hiding in there!

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Trailer Park Boys Season 12 – Official Trailer!!

CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30! It’s time for Ricky and Julian to grow the fuck up, and be for to be men. Julian gets a real job, Ricky gets a new girl, and Bubbles has a new business! Nothing could go wrong…. could it?!

Get your buddies round, grab some booze (Season 12 pairs wells with Freedom 35 beer and Liquormen’s whisky we hear!) and get ready to witness the greatest, greasiest Sunnyvale shitstorm on March 30!

 

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Catherine Robertson: Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!

Congrats to Catherine Robertson!  Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!

Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.

Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!

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Out of the Park: USA – the Mother Fucking Trailer

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sitting in a convertible in California

The Boys are heading south to the US of fucking A and you’re invited!  Trailer Park Boys – Out of the Park: USA is hitting Netflix on Friday, November 24th, 2017 (a great opportunity for our American friends to get baked, eat turkey, and binge the fuck out of this DECENT series).  Click here to watch the trailer on SwearNet!

After being fucked around massively by the SwearNet dicks in Europe last year, the Boys want to do things right in the USA and have themselves a proper fucking holiday and enjoy themselves.

Fuck the Swayzie Express, the Boys are flying this time!

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FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

Want to hang out in the park for a month before you decide to hand over your lot fees?

We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September!  We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys!  You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more.  And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

How the fuck do I get my free month?

1. Go to our sign-up page by clicking here.

2. Register for a free SwearNet account.

3. Enter the code SEPTEMBERFREE

4. On September 1st, your free month will start!

5. Roll a six-paper-joint and watch the fuck out of SwearNet!

What if I’m a loyal fucker that is already a part of SwearNet? What in the FUCK will I get?

We haven’t forgotten about you, our most special fucks of all.  When you log into SwearNet, you will see a link that will give you a free digital download of Trailer Park Boys Season 10 – a $14.99 value!

 

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