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Catherine Robertson: Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!

Congrats to Catherine Robertson!  Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!

Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.

Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!

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Out of the Park: USA – the Mother Fucking Trailer

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles sitting in a convertible in California

The Boys are heading south to the US of fucking A and you’re invited!  Trailer Park Boys – Out of the Park: USA is hitting Netflix on Friday, November 24th, 2017 (a great opportunity for our American friends to get baked, eat turkey, and binge the fuck out of this DECENT series).  Click here to watch the trailer on SwearNet!

After being fucked around massively by the SwearNet dicks in Europe last year, the Boys want to do things right in the USA and have themselves a proper fucking holiday and enjoy themselves.

Fuck the Swayzie Express, the Boys are flying this time!

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FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

Want to hang out in the park for a month before you decide to hand over your lot fees?

We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September!  We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys!  You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more.  And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

How the fuck do I get my free month?

1. Go to our sign-up page by clicking here.

2. Register for a free SwearNet account.

3. Enter the code SEPTEMBERFREE

4. On September 1st, your free month will start!

5. Roll a six-paper-joint and watch the fuck out of SwearNet!

What if I’m a loyal fucker that is already a part of SwearNet? What in the FUCK will I get?

We haven’t forgotten about you, our most special fucks of all.  When you log into SwearNet, you will see a link that will give you a free digital download of Trailer Park Boys Season 10 – a $14.99 value!

 

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Toronto Gets a Taste of Freedom!

Fans gather with Ricky and Bubbles in Toronto

Best case Ontario – Freedom 35 is here!

The easy-drinking DECENT lager landed in Toronto with a big greasy kaboom at an LCBO launch event on April 27th, with record-setting crowds arriving to get their hands on the brew (plus a bit of Liquormen’s), and get some autographs from Sunnyvale’s finest.

With Julian and Ricky stuck at the Halifax airport due to the infamous Nova Scotian fog (the shit they warned Snoop Dogg about) and dicky airline service, Bubbles held down the fort in Toronto.

 

 

Bubbles addressed the long line and cursed Ricky and Julian, while taking selfies with some hardcore Trailer Park Boys fans, including one mawfk who showed the Toronto Star his Sunnyvale tattoos.

 

A Trailer Park Boys super fan shows his tattoos in Toronto

Jeffery Clifford shows off some DECENT ink! (Photo by Jesse Winter of the Toronto Star)

 

The event might’ve hit peak “Greasy Canadiana” when #DartGuy showed up, with many fans calling for a big dirty wrestling match between the bearded Maple Leafs fan and the Green Bastard.

 

 

Ricky somehow managed to get his arse to Toronto and he and Bubbles continued signing autographs for hours after the event was supposed to end.

The Boys were then off to an after party at The Loose Moose for some Freedom 35, Liquormen’s, and dirty cheeseburgers.  Windsor rockers Huttch rocked the fuck out of the stage, and Sam Roberts Band drummer Josh Trager, Danko Jones, Mike Kennedy, and dirty old caveman Sam Tarasco were on hand to celebrate a beer launch for the ages!

 

The North American Craft dicks responsible for brewing Freedom 35!

 

Freedom 35 has been rolling out across Canada and is most likely at a booze shop near you!  And if you live in Ontario, you’re in luck, the LCBO will deliver this DECENT lager to your door – click here to order!

 

Another shot of the dickheads who stayed til the end!

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Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY Has Arrived!

As if we needed any more reason to celebrate 4:20… Trailer Park Boys: GREA$Y MONEY, the mobile game, is finally here!  The cocksucker is available worldwide in the Google Play Store and the iOS App Store!

Greasy Money lets you run Sunnyvale Trailer Park on your smartphone! Play with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles as you tap your way through many greasy ‘seasons’ – upgrade businesses, collect character cards and complete challenges to unlock trunks of cash, liquor and dope. Watch out for the awesome Lahey and Randy Boss Fights at the end of each season!

So, roll that six paper joint, grab a bit of honey oil, a hash coin, DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING GAME, and enjoy the fuck out of 4:20!

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