Hey SwearNet Nation – we are looking for more “art” for Fan Art Fridays!
Are you a cartoonist, graphic designer, artist, batshit crazy or maybe just an arsehole with a pencil? Well get your creative juices flowing as we will be starting Fan Art Fridays this week on…you guessed it Friday! #TPBfanart
Got some awesome Trailer Park Boys-inspired artwork to share for #TPBfanart Send a photo to theboys [at] swearnet.com!
The Boys are joined by Randy in Steel City with a debate about the present, the past, the future, time change, and fucking with the Space Time Continuum. Brain sore yet?
Let’s get ‘er going, the festive season is coming and Julian’s gonna be Mr. Christmas! Randy joins the Boys and stinks like Christmas spice. And guess where Ricky is right now…?
Check out the full episode at SwearNet!!
Lock up your cheeseburgers fuckers, Randy’s coming to town with his Cheeseburger Picnic show this fall! Many venues SOLD OUT last time, so make sure you grab your tickets now, for frig’s sake!
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Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
Robb, JP and Mike have another update for ya!!
On today’s SwearNet State of the Union: Santa’s come early to the SwearNet studio! Mike’s been splashing the scrilla on something fucking AWESOME – if only they could figure out how to turn the cocksucker on?!
Also: A new SwearNet series, and a big treat coming soon for your clickerty-clacker!
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!
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CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30! It’s time for Ricky and Julian to grow the fuck up, and be for to be men. Julian gets a real job, Ricky gets a new girl, and Bubbles has a new business! Nothing could go wrong…. could it?!
Get your buddies round, grab some booze (Season 12 pairs wells with Freedom 35 beer and Liquormen’s whisky we hear!) and get ready to witness the greatest, greasiest Sunnyvale shitstorm on March 30!
Congrats to Catherine Robertson! Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!
Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.
Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!
