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New at swearnet.com – State of the Union for July 12!

SwearNet State of the Union July 12

Robb, JP and Mike have another update for ya!!

On today’s SwearNet State of the Union: Santa’s come early to the SwearNet studio! Mike’s been splashing the scrilla on something fucking AWESOME – if only they could figure out how to turn the cocksucker on?!

Also: A new SwearNet series, and a big treat coming soon for your clickerty-clacker!

Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!

Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!

The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!

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Attention SwearNet subscribers!!  Today you will receive an email from SwearNet asking you to update your contact permissions. Just let us know it’s OK to continue stuffing your inbox with our glorious fucking SwearNews newsletter.

Just follow the instructions on the email and check the box(es), and you’re all fucking SET! If you ignore the email or don’t check the box, you won’t get your Friday newsletter and your life will basically fucking SUCK. Don’t see the email? Check your spam/junk folder as the little cocksucker may be hiding in there!

Any problems or questions? Email us at theboys@swearnet.com and we’ll fuck ON!!

 

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Trailer Park Boys Season 12 – Official Trailer!!

CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30! It’s time for Ricky and Julian to grow the fuck up, and be for to be men. Julian gets a real job, Ricky gets a new girl, and Bubbles has a new business! Nothing could go wrong…. could it?!

Get your buddies round, grab some booze (Season 12 pairs wells with Freedom 35 beer and Liquormen’s whisky we hear!) and get ready to witness the greatest, greasiest Sunnyvale shitstorm on March 30!

 

Catherine Robertson: Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!

Congrats to Catherine Robertson!  Catherine was voted the first-ever Goofy Moose comedian of the month by the SwearNet audience!

Honourable mentions go out to Dan Hendricken, Foad HP, and Steve Mackie, all finalists in the Goofy Moose bracket after each being named Comic of the Week.

Watch stand-up comedy every week day on SwearNet, coming straight from the Goofy Moose comedy night at Halifax’s Toothy Moose!

Vote for the Goofy Moose Comic of the Month!


Foad HP is the Comic of the Week!

Foad HP is the comic of the week

We tallied the votes and Foad HP is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!

Foad will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month.  Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.

Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!

Foad HP is the comic of the week

Dan Hendricken is the Comic of the Week!

Dan Hendricken is the Comic of the Week

We tallied the votes and Dan Hendricken is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!

Dan will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month.  Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.

Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!

Catherine Robertson is the Comic of the Week!

We tallied the votes and Catherine Robertson is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!

Catherine will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month.  Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.

Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!