The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer. We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!
Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles. If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
Shooting for Season 11 has wrapped and the Boys can finally fucking breathe! JP and Robb are back with a State of the Union address (Mike is off doing some crazy shit with a crazy fucker), and they have a lot of shit to talk about!
Tune in for updates on Trippin’ with Leigh, Out of the Park, as well as some info on the upgrades to SwearNet studios!
PLUS: Is a Trailer Park Boys spin-off in the works?!
Here’s a mawfk who knows how to playoff party – Z Staehling is the winner of our Stanley Cup Playoffs photo contest! Looks like his kitty’s been going fuckin’ hard on the catnip too!
Also congrats to our runners-up Lee Stanley, Chris VonHolle, Sam Mackey and Christopher Young, who all win one-year subscriptions to swearnet.com!
What question would YOU ask a living fuckin’ legend?
Post your questions for Ricky’s Ask Me Fucking Anything, coming to swearnet.com soon!
Did you know that the shit-tastic Jim Lahey Show & Randy is also available as a podcast?
Listen to Episode 2 “To the Shitpipes” on iTunes now at http://apple.co/27F0KNM, or listen in at LRSpodcast.libsyn.com!
Trippin’ With Leigh update: Leigh and the team have nearly finished editing his amazing Peru documentary! Look out for more news on a release date soon.
Make sure you also take a trip to his website at www.trippinwithleigh.ca
Wanna play street hockey in style this summer? Upload a photo of you partying “Sunnyvale-style” during any Stanley Cup playoff game, and you could win an awesome TPB hockey jersey signed by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, plus a one-year subscription to swearnet.com!
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Thanks to everyone who has submitted designs for our Trailer Park Boys t-shirt contest so far. Don’t forget, the Boys themselves will be selecting the winner! Here’s how to enter:
1. Create an awesome t-shirt design inspired by Trailer Park Boys (make sure it’s your OWN design, for fack’s sake!)
2. Submit your design to email@example.com – no need to send the original file, just a good quality image so we can see the design clearly.
3. The Boys will select their fave design, and the winner will receive $250 CAD, a bunch of TPB goodies… AND bragging rights!
We’ll be accepting submissions until Friday, March 4!
Should I sell Grandma’s engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more in the latest Dear Julian!
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!