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DEAR JULIAN: Send Us Your Fucking Problems!

Get Julian's advice!

The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer.  We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!

Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles.  If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

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New at swearnet.com: State Of The Union, July 15 2016

Robb and JP have a SOTU for you

Shooting for Season 11 has wrapped and the Boys can finally fucking breathe!  JP and Robb are back with a State of the Union address (Mike is off doing some crazy shit with a crazy fucker), and they have a lot of shit to talk about!

Tune in for updates on Trippin’ with LeighOut of the Park, as well as some info on the upgrades to SwearNet studios!

PLUS: Is a Trailer Park Boys spin-off in the works?!

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Design a new Trailer Park Boys t-shirt and win $CRILLA!

Design a t-shirt for the Trailer Park Boys and win!

Thanks to everyone who has submitted designs for our Trailer Park Boys t-shirt contest so far. Don’t forget, the Boys themselves will be selecting the winner! Here’s how to enter:

1. Create an awesome t-shirt design inspired by Trailer Park Boys (make sure it’s your OWN design, for fack’s sake!)

2. Submit your design to theboys@swearnet.com – no need to send the original file, just a good quality image so we can see the design clearly.

3. The Boys will select their fave design, and the winner will receive $250 CAD, a bunch of TPB goodies… AND bragging rights!

 

We’ll be accepting submissions until Friday, March 4!

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New at swearnet.com: When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

Dear Julian at swearnet.comShould I sell Grandma’s engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more in the latest Dear Julian!

Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!

 

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