Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).
The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!
After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre. Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).
The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!
Not all hope is lost in the snack department, because the SwearNet dicks were sure to include Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites! But perhaps the catering fuck-up has left the Boys with food on their mind because they spend a very long time talking about fruit baskets and salad tossing.
There are borntday shout-outs a-plenty, with Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre all being bornt on May 19th. Speaking of GSP, Bubbles has no end of compliments for that sexy body of his.
The Boys also discuss Smokey and the Bandit, and Bubbles lays down some mean CB radio chatter.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?!
The brains of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are firing on all fucking cylinders on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It could be the dope, or perhaps the DECENT selection of Brother’s pepperoni, but whatever the fuck it is, the Boys are operating on a different wavelength for this podcash. They’re coming up with ideas as wide-ranging as a reality show about concrete cars, to inventing a Bluetooth parasite that can control the movement of tuna. Holy fuck.
The Boys also wish a happy birthday to comedian Bruce McCulloch (and totally fuck up the math when trying to figure out his age), and they start working on a business plan to open their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
PLUS: If two men go grocery shopping together, are they gay? The Boys debate this and much more on the latest episode of the podcash, sponsored by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni. The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites. Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.
Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains. Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening. We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.
The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.
PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?
After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup. Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin. To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy. Julian signs as a witness.
The Boys are still banged up from last week’s trip to Toronto on the latest Trailer Park BoysPodcast, and “BEER” is the word of the day! You can now download podcash episode 90 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys somehow made it back from Toronto and they are feeling pretty fuckin’ rough for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. So rough, they fuck up the episode number and call it 89. For those of you pricks who are keeping track at home, it is indeed episode 90.
The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android. The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — stay tuned to learn about how you can get your cheeseburger-eating-hands on it!
They also shoot the shit about Shrek (both sheep and monster), Sydney (both Australia and Canada), and they try to come up with alternative energy sources for Sunnyvale.
Ricky might have survived his 4:20 celebrations, but on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, he declares that he might need to give his lungs a bath. You can now download podcash episode 89 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
While Ricky and Julian are still in the clouds from 4:20, Bubbles has a clear head and dives right into the history books. He talks about the badass Canadian that shot down the Red Baron, the first meeting of the Beatles and the Stones, and the Boys wish Tony Danza a happy borntday.
Bubbles is the only clear-headed fucker at the table because he did his best to stay away from the dope-shitstorm that surrounded Ricky in the days leading up to April 20th. Bubbles brings up some things that happened on this day in history, including the 1918 death of the Red Baron at the hands of a badass Canadian, and the first meeting of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones back in the 1960’s.
They also talk about the absolutely fucked 1989 movie featuring Donald Trump called Ghosts Can’t Do It, which explores the age-old Hollywood cliche of ghost sex!
PLUS: After learning about a very promising tequila invention in Mexico, the Boys wonder if they can create their own liquor cloud!