Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.
After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.
PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!
The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.
And what about Cher? Barbara Bush?? Bush or no bush?
The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole. This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid. But would a beaver be better? Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).
Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City. The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.
The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble. And what about Barbara Bush? Bush or no bush?
The Boys are back with another episode of the award-fuckin-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Bubbles and Ricky are fucking furious with Julian about the greasy shit he’s pulling with TrailerParkBoysMerch.com (a sponsor of the podcash). They thought there were just “a couple of t-shirts” on the site, but it turns out they are selling everything from grinders to hoodies to even fucking skateboards, and Ricky and Bubbles are getting fuck all for royalties!
After Julian dodges those questions and refuses to release his tax returns, the Boys talk about Kermit and Mrs. Piggy (again), giant fucking batteries, and the time Ricky ‘acquired’ a Louis Vuitton bag for Lucy.
After Julian dodges those questions and refuses to release his tax returns, the Boys talk about lightning-fried cows, Double Fantasy (which Ricky things is a porno), and Kermit the Frog’s sexual organs.
PLUS: Learn about the time Ricky “acquired” a Louis Vuitton handbag for Lucy!
The Boys discuss the potential sexual interactions between the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman, deal with noisy fucking rooftop seagulls, and rate each other’s attractiveness. They also burst into song while describing a very phallic iceberg spotted off the coast of Newfoundland.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola send to Ricky?!
And remember, the audio version is free, but you can get the whole fucking podcash experience by paying $4.20 per month (around half the price of a good box of chicken fingers) and signing up for SwearNet.com!
Quake’s in Sunnyvale promoting his latest album Celebrate the Struggle which features the single Confessions. Stick around til the end of the podcash for a DECENT performance of the tune, straight from Ricky’s trailer! It’s a fucking awesome song, but don’t take it from us – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently included it as #19 on his summer playlist on Spotify:
The Boys feed Quake a big dirty donair and chat about beetles that can draw (not as good as Ricky), R. Kelly’s fucked sex cult, and Jon Lovitz’s luck with the ladies.
They also make their picks in the upcoming Mayweather/McGregor fight – who will win $5 plus a pack of smokes?!
The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast was shot in Ricky’s trailer in Sunnyvale, and the free audio version is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys smoke a joint and discuss a wide range of completely fucked topics, such as the benefits of having only one eye, Ray’s special ice recipe, Miss Piggy’s tits, and much more. They also discuss Jacob’s (lack of) intelligence, with Bubbles recalling the time that he watched Jacob fail to turn on a computer. The debate the big question — is Jacob smarter than a snail?
PLUS: What in the FUCK were Lahey and Randy doing in Ricky’s trailer?!