By now you’ve probably watched the fuck out of Netflix’s “Out of the Park: Europe”, and in the middle of your six-paper joint, you thought to yourself – “My fuck, that is some DECENT theme music!”
Well now you can answer your phone like a fuckin’ badass with official “Out of the Park: Europe” ringtones from all seven countries! You can get them from iTunes, or if you’re not an Apple dick, you can head to Tuunes.co and get the MP3s!
Amsterdam Reggae Theme (From “Trailer Park Boys – Out Of The Park Europe”)
The fucking wait is over!! Out of the Park: Europe unleashes a shitstorm on Netflix TODAY!
Watch all eight greasy episodes as the Boys travel through Europe — England, Germany, Denmark, Finland, Holland, Sweden, and Norway! What starts out as an “all-expenses paid” trip to Europe courtesy of SwearNet, turns into the most fucked European adventure ever captured by camera dicks.
Now available for FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn, Jordan John is in the house and Bubbles wants to find out if he is as good at Sunnyvale Family Feud as he is at music!
Jordan John has shared the stage with some legends, such as Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, AND MOTHER FUCKING PRINCE! He is a wizard on the guitar, keys, drums, and just about everything else, not to mention his Stevie fuckin’ Wonder vocals. But will his musical genius translate into success with the buzzer?
The (Mustard) Tiger has roared! Trailer Park Boys fans have voted this design as the winner of the TPB t-shirt design contest, with a massive 43% of the votes! We’ll let ya know when the t-shirt is available to buy at the Trailer Park Boys official merch store!
And let’s get a BAAAAAAAMM for our draw winner, Dominic Maxwell, who wins a TPB t-shirt, stickers and a one-year subscription to swearnet.com!
Want a new Trailer Park Boys tee but scrilla is tighter than Randy’s pants? Our new merch store trailerparkboysmerch.com has slashed the price of our awesome “Crest” t-shirts and hoodies by 33%! But hurry ta fuck up, the offer ends Sunday, 17 July!
We had such a massive response to our last t-shirt voting contest, we’re doing it again! We want YOU awesome fuckers to decide which one of these five designs will be transformed into a t-shirt for our new TRAILER PARK BOYS MERCH STORE!
Our last winner was Jim Lahey’s I Am the Liquor t-shirt, which continues to be a big hit with fans – which FUCKED design will reign supreme this year? Ricky’s drawing of Cyrus, Bernie “Nooooo candy” Sanford, Orangie, the Mustard Tiger, or Ray’s dirty ol’ piss jugs?
Our previous winner – Jim Lahey!
Click here to cast your votes – you can vote for as many designs as you like every day until 11:59pm EDT, Wed 13 July. We’ll also pick one random voter who will win a TPB/SwearNet swag pack including a TPB t-shirt, stickers, and a one-year SwearNet subscription, so get voting!!
Sidney Crosby’s hometown of Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia, Canada, is not too fuckin’ far from Sunnyvale! With their hometown boy closing in on the Stanley Cup, the boys have a few words of encouragement for Sid the Kid!
Will the hockey superstar bring it home? Let us know what you think on Facebook and Twitter!