Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas! And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!
Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more! He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.
PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!
If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!
Get paid in hash to shop at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that. But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise! A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer! These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.
Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!
SwearNet presents a very special Christmas sermon from the Rev. Ricky Brown, spreading festive goodwill and shit to muthafuckas everywhere. Watch the full episode now at swearnet.com!
Happy Holidays folks, here’s your Christmas Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…
Watch the podcast on swearnet.com, or listen to the audio version on iTunes and TPBpodcast.libsyn.com right now!
Look out for a special Ricky Brown Christmas sermon this Sunday!!
Wishing a very merry Christmas to our amazing fans – now go get drunk and stoned with your friends and family!
Today on SwearNet: Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Ricky learns you how to grill a wiener with a blowtorch. Scrum-dilly!
You can watch two special Xmas episodes of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky at swearnet.com! In Part 1, Ricky makes some awesome gifts for Bubbles and Julian, and in Part 2 Deux B, he creates a candy treat for baby Mo, and some fancy gifts the ladies will love. He also learns us on how to clean up the workshop!
Merry fuckin’ allmost Christmas! Don’t waste your money on store-bought shit, join Ricky’s masterclass on making your own awesome gifts for the holidays!
Watch out for Part 2 tomorrow!
It’s gonna be a merrier Christmas in Nova Scotia this year! The Trailer Park Boys’ very own Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is now available in selected NSLC stores across the province. Click here for a list of current retailers: http://bit.ly/1QxOGY2
Look out for more Liquor News soon!
On this week’s Extreme Fucking News & Weather, Pat Roach investigates the top ten shittiest toys to avoid this holiday season! From eye-gouging weapons to cute dolls that can fuckin’ KILL, these gifts could really fuck over your kiddies’ Christmas!