Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky would like to make out with Julian's car

Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains.  Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening.  We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.

The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.

PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?

Episode 91 of the podcash is sponsored by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky offers his brain to Bubbles

Ricky signs a contract to give his brain to Bubbles on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup.  Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin.  To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy.  Julian signs as a witness.

The Boys also discuss a completely fucked court transcript from the USA, in which a totally fucked defendant drives a judge totally insane by being a massive prick.  Ricky claims that the defendant stole a page right out of his playbook (a paper he wrote in jail, to be precise).

PLUS: The Boys ponder whether or not they’d be able to make out with a car for an extended period of time.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Kings of Sunnyvale

Kitty Ricky is causing some big fucking problems in the park on the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats.  

Living in a car can certainly be a whore of a life, and Ricky is fed up with the dogs and squirrels of Sunnyvale.  They’re constantly barking and pissing in his dope plants and he’s had enough.

He’s not the only one who has had enough – Julian is fucking annoyed at Ricky for firing off guns in the middle of the night, and Bubbles doesn’t want Ricky forcing his cats to live with him in the shitmobile.

Guest animator Jordan Hill changes the kitty litter for a fresh take on the look and feel of the Trailer Park Cats series, which features on feline adaptations of classic Trailer Park Boys moments!

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New Summer 2017 USA Tour Dates!

Summer 2017 tour dates

Calling all fuckheads in the Midwest!  Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles just added some tour dates and they’re bringing A Fucked Up Evening with Trailer Park Boys your way!  They’re also bringing fuckin’ Randy and Lahey with them too!

The Boys initially announced they were bringing their brand-fucking-new-show to one venue only, the famed Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado.  Probably for the dope.  Now, they’re saying “fuck it,” and they’re also hitting the following cities:
Aug 24 – Grand Rapids, MI
Aug 25 – Milwaukee, WI
Aug 26 – Des Moines, IA
Aug 27 – St. Louis, MO
Aug 29 – Kansas City, MO
If you want to be the first fuckers to get tickets, the pre-sale runs from Friday, May 5 at 10am (local time) to Thursday, May 11 at 3pm EDT.  You don’t need a password, just go to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles’ Official Ticket Store and buy the cocksuckers before everyone else does!
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New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?

Lahey thinks about an answerWe know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like?  Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!

Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.

PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?

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Toronto Gets a Taste of Freedom!

Fans gather with Ricky and Bubbles in Toronto

Best case Ontario – Freedom 35 is here!

The easy-drinking DECENT lager landed in Toronto with a big greasy kaboom at an LCBO launch event on April 27th, with record-setting crowds arriving to get their hands on the brew (plus a bit of Liquormen’s), and get some autographs from Sunnyvale’s finest.

With Julian and Ricky stuck at the Halifax airport due to the infamous Nova Scotian fog (the shit they warned Snoop Dogg about) and dicky airline service, Bubbles held down the fort in Toronto.

 

 

Bubbles addressed the long line and cursed Ricky and Julian, while taking selfies with some hardcore Trailer Park Boys fans, including one mawfk who showed the Toronto Star his Sunnyvale tattoos.

 

A Trailer Park Boys super fan shows his tattoos in Toronto

Jeffery Clifford shows off some DECENT ink! (Photo by Jesse Winter of the Toronto Star)

 

The event might’ve hit peak “Greasy Canadiana” when #DartGuy showed up, with many fans calling for a big dirty wrestling match between the bearded Maple Leafs fan and the Green Bastard.

 

 

Ricky somehow managed to get his arse to Toronto and he and Bubbles continued signing autographs for hours after the event was supposed to end.

The Boys were then off to an after party at The Loose Moose for some Freedom 35, Liquormen’s, and dirty cheeseburgers.  Windsor rockers Huttch rocked the fuck out of the stage, and Sam Roberts Band drummer Josh Trager, Danko Jones, Mike Kennedy, and dirty old caveman Sam Tarasco were on hand to celebrate a beer launch for the ages!

 

The North American Craft dicks responsible for brewing Freedom 35!

 

Freedom 35 has been rolling out across Canada and is most likely at a booze shop near you!  And if you live in Ontario, you’re in luck, the LCBO will deliver this DECENT lager to your door – click here to order!

 

Another shot of the dickheads who stayed til the end!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Beer!

Julian shows off some swag

The Boys are still banged up from last week’s trip to Toronto on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and “BEER” is the word of the day!  You can now download podcash episode 90 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android.  The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — check some of it out here!

Ricky gets learnt on the difference between “shorn” and “shart,” and Bubbles mentions his favourite bar in Sydney (Nova Scotia, not Australia, don’t make the same mistake as this idiot!).

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Beer!

Julian shows off some gear from East Side Games

The Boys somehow made it back from Toronto and they are feeling pretty fuckin’ rough for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  So rough, they fuck up the episode number and call it 89.  For those of you pricks who are keeping track at home, it is indeed episode 90.

Beer is the word of the day after yesterday’s Freedom 35 launch event in Toronto.  The DECENT lager is now available in most parts of Canada, with big dirty liquor trucks rolling out coast to coast.  Lucky fuckers in Ontario can actually order Freedom 35 to their fucking door!

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android.  The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — stay tuned to learn about how you can get your cheeseburger-eating-hands on it!

They also shoot the shit about Shrek (both sheep and monster), Sydney (both Australia and Canada), and they try to come up with alternative energy sources for Sunnyvale.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Buy some shit!

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DEAR JULIAN – Questions, Let’s Go!

questions, let's go

The camera dicks at SwearNet are getting ready to shoot some more episodes of Dear Julian!

We got the rum, got the mix, got the cubes, got the muscles, there’s just one fucking problem.  We’re out of questions!  Write your shit in the comment section below!

Remember, Julian has been doing this show for almost two years now so he has seen it all.  The SwearNet dicks will pick out the best, most unique questions… Jules has answered a thousand fucking questions about “pacing yourself on rum all day,” so try to make er original and we’ll be sure to pass your Q onto the man himself.

Questions, let’s go!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

A close-up of Randy's gutNow it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!

And wow, do things ever start off hot!  No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go.  But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?

Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!

 

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