It’s a big moment for the Boys today on Park After Dark – time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle… just don’t fuck with Bubbles’ kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won’t be playing ‘Pissin’ on People’s Meat’ at the Legion, and Julian’s new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what’s been holding back his education his whole life – and he’s gonna sue!
Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! On today’s socially distanced and sanitized-to-fuck Park After Dark, Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date – but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the ‘rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock!
Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
Today on the virtual Park After Dark: Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian’s too busy hustlin’ shit, and Ricky’s got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world… with a bumper episode of Mailbag! Find out how Mike’s trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP’s pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!
On the latest Park After Dark: Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin’ zombie apocalypse is coming – and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
On the latest Park After Dark: Julian’s getting lonely and in need of a steady bang – would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles’ desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories – 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
Does anyone here like fuckin’ TRAINS!?! We’ve got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!