Holy fuck, she’s a hot one, boys! You loved our DEEECENT hot sauce so much, the experts at Coney Island Saucery have cooked up another batch 🌶️🔥
Head over toconeyislandsaucery.com and use the code XMAS2019 to get 4 bottles for the price of 3!
Time for another out-of-this-facking-world episode of Park After Dark!
The Boys are back from tour and they’re still fucked up from the liquor and gummies! Today’s topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards. Plus: Ricky applies for his dream job at NASA!
Today on Park After Dark: Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as fuck?! Bubbles dips Randy’s mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky’s game! The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur piss and WD-40, and Julian gets something extra in his Rum & Coke!
On today’s Park After Dark: Jacob’s overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today’s episode and reveals how much work he’s doing – and Ricky’s profiting from it! There’s only one way to resolve this… a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
This weekend only: Julian’s got some GREASY deals at the official Trailer Park Boys store for the Black Friday weekend! We’ve got some decent discounts, and a new t-shirt collection designed by Sunnyvale’s own Jacob Rolfe! Save some scrilla and get some sexy new t-shirts – but you’ve only got until 11:59pm GMT Sunday!
Coming to the A Sunnyvale Christmas show next week? Look out for these awesome, only-fucking-available-at-the-show posters! We’ve also got something else DEEECENT lined up for ya, so don’t forget to visit the merch stand!
Last-minute tickets are on sale at rickyjulianbubbles.com, but hurry ta fuck up, the tour starts in Hamilton, ON on 27 November!
On the latest Park After Dark, Doctor Bubbles has some bad news for Ricky and Julian – they’re addicts! Can they live without dope and liquor? Clue: NO. They also discuss kiddie rides on car roofs, why cats are smarter than dogs, and why you shouldn’t smoke dope in North Korea!
Attention Ontario: The Boys and Randy are getting ready to ride the ol’ shit sleigh and bring you ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ next week! Tickets are selling fast – Belleville and the first Toronto show is SOLD THE FUCK OUT, so grab yours now before it’s too late and Christmas is fuckin’ ruined!!
Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall SOLD OUT
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre SOLD OUT
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square
And here are the 2019 Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest WINNERS! Congratu-fuckin-lations to Emily Dunleavy and her greasy Sunnyvale crew, who win the TPB prize pack, and to our eight runners-up who all get a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com.
A massive THANK YOU to the 420+ entries, it was our biggest year ever. See ya again in 2020, fuckers!
The Boys are all at sea on today’s Park After Dark, as they discuss why you don’t fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars – take fuckin’ note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever – literally! Watch it now on SwearNet.com, or fuck off!