New at SwearNet.com – That’s How You Fucking Do Halloween, Boys

It’s time for another weekly shot of Park After Dark, fuckers!! On today’s show, a googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks – and guess who fucking stole most of his swag!

They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!

Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest 2019

Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!

Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!

New at SwearNet.com – Green Eggs and Ham and Liquor and Dope

On today’s totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode of Park After Dark: Ricky tests the Motel’s favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram.

Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn’t on Bubbles’ Christmas card list this year!

Pre-sale for 2nd Toronto Xmas show on NOW!

The shit-bells will be ringing across Ontario this Xmas as the Trailer Park Boys take their A Sunnyvale Christmas tour on the road! A SECOND date has been added in Toronto on 29 November – pre-sale is on NOW!

Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall (pre-sale)
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square