New on swearnet.com – Menu Tasting, Part Fucking 2

June 7, 2017 in New at swearnet.com • 0 Comments

Despite some pretty fucking severe protest, Mike manages to drag Robb and JP out of the writing room and into a test kitchen on this week’s episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show.

On last week’s episode, Mike revealed that he and the Boys purchased the legendary Halifax hang-out known as the Economy Shoe Shop. Unfortunately, the timing absolute dog shit because they are under the gun to finish writing Trailer Park Boys Season 12 and they don’t exactly have time to be fucking around with a restaurant.

This week, Boys go to a test kitchen so that they can try every single fucking thing on the 45-item menu. Good news, the feedback is positive!

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New on swearnet.com – It’s for the Liquor

June 6, 2017 in New at swearnet.com • 0 Comments

We pay Julian in liquor and he answers questions for us

On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.

He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke. Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.

PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks? Find out in this episode!

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New on iTunes and Libsyn – If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It

June 5, 2017 in TPB Podcast • 0 Comments

Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004. And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!

Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Mailbag #TPB12 Contest Winners!

June 2, 2017 in Contests, New at swearnet.com • 0 Comments

The Boys choose their favourite items in the Mailbag

The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest has come to an end, and the Boys are picking their favourites on the latest episode of Mailbag!

A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.

The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!

Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!

There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!

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New on swearnet.com – If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It

June 2, 2017 in New at swearnet.com, TPB Podcast • 0 Comments

Ricky describes what he would do if he was a sting ray

Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!

It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!

They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.

The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! Buy our shit!

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New on swearnet.com – The Real Fucking Reality Show returns!

May 31, 2017 in New at swearnet.com • 1 Comment

The Boys are under the fucking gun. They’re way behind on writing Season 12, and they also have to take care of editing the next installment of Out of the Park. Mike decides it’s the perfect time to revive The Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the midst of the massive mountain of shit that they need to take care of, the Boys also bought a restaurant! Renovations are currently underway at the Economy Shoe Shop, a legendary downtown Halifax hangout. The Boys plan to put a fresh coat of paint on the place (literally) and revamp the menu.

On this episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show, Mike tells Robb and JP that their new chef has prepared samples from the new menu and the Boys have to go do a tasting. Robb and JP are fucking pissed that they have to do this in the middle of a tense pre-production period for Season 12, and they’re extra fucking pissed that Mike is filming it!

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New on swearnet.com – Avoiding Whisky Dick

May 30, 2017 in New at swearnet.com • 0 Comments

Julian sips on rum and reads fan questions

Julian is in a positive mood for today’s episode of Dear Julian, despite some of you pricks deciding it’s ok to call him Swayze!

Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.

He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).

PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – A Good Day to Be Bornt

May 29, 2017 in TPB Podcast • 0 Comments

Bubbles and Julian show Ricky the size of the jaw of a moray eel

The Boys are still feeling a bit rough from the May long weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Last week, the Boys were really focused on food, talking about fruit baskets and tossing the salad. This week they’re focused on the other end of the digestive tract, with colon cleansing and anal eel insertion being the main topics of discussion. They do eat snacks though, and are sure to apologize to all the listeners who go ballistic every time they hear chewing on the podcash!

The Boys also look at this day in history, and discover there are a fuckload of DECENT people celebrating their borntday on May 26th, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Hank Williams, Lauryn Hill and many more. It was indeed a good day to be bornt (despite the many fucked-up people that were probably also bornt on this day).

PLUS: First it was Crayola pissing off Ricky, now Disney is in his crosshairs!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – A Good Day to Be Bornt

May 26, 2017 in New at swearnet.com, TPB Podcast • 0 Comments

The Boys are still hungover from the May 2-4 weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Hard boozing is not the only thing the Boys are recovering from; Julian claims he is dealing with a zillion mosquito bites, but Bubbles disputes that a zillion mosquito bites is even fucking possible.

Ricky looks back on this day in history and remembers the brave Budd Hist, who set himself on fire in a brave protest. The Boys also bring up Yoko Ono and John Lennon’s bed-in, which happened on this day in history in Montreal.

May 26th is certainly a great fucking day to be bornt, and the Boys chat about all the DECENT people who share this borntday, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Matt Stone, Hank Williams, and a fuckload more geniuses.

The Boys get into a very cleansing discussion about colonics, and Ricky tries to put together a plan for a DIY version involving garden hoses and champagne bottles.

PLUS: Last week, Ricky was pissed at Crayola. Now he’s fucking furious at Disney! What did they do to make him so angry?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Bent Fabric’s Alley Cat

May 25, 2017 in New at swearnet.com • 0 Comments

Mike Smith holds up an album called ALLEY CAT

The Season 12 contest entries keep pouring in on the latest episode of Mailbag!

A while back, the Boys asked you crazy fuckers to send in some props and trinkets and silly shit that they can use to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12. They’ll pick their top 10 at the end of the month. There’s still a bit of time to get your shit in the mail, so put down that joint and get to the post office! Click here for details and our fucking address!

Competition is stiffer than Randy in a Blandford play, with the Boys receiving a bubble maker for Bubbles’ shed, art supplies for Ricky’s trailer, and some DECENT records from Mountain Music Vinyl!

PLUS: Holy fuck, is it possible the drug-sniffing drugs at Canadian Customs got stoned because they’re sniffing drugs all day? Because they missed a big one here…

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