It’s here!!! Get your hands on the first, LIMITED EDITION batch of Trailer Park Boys Deeecent… Hot Sauce! It’s a Louisiana-style garlicky, silky-smooth sauce with just the right amount of heat. My fuck you’re gonna love it! 🌶️🍔🍗
And if that wasn’t decent enough, every pre-order gets a chance to win 1 of 24 signed bottles by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! GO THE FUCK HERE TO ORDER NOW: coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb
On today’s Park After Dark: Terry’s still givin’er a week later… and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce (which you can buy HERE!!), Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
It’s FRIDAY, fuckers, and time for a new Park After Dark! Terry’s back in Sunnyvale, and he’s making himself at home! He’ll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin’ deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though…
Welcome the fuck over to Vermont for a new episode of the comedy series Greenmount! This week: Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There’s only one way to settle this – SMOKE OFF!!
On the latest action-packed SwearNet Mailbag: JP get pissed and foils a plot, there’s something retro for Bubbles’ boom box, and Ricky gets a new cook book! Is he gonna make piss butter?!
On today’s Park After Dark: The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky’s made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a ‘horizontal refreshment’ is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
🔥GREENMOUNT HAS LANDED AT SWEARNET.COM! 🔥We’ve got two episodes for ya – and non-subscribers can watch the first episode for fuckin’ FREE!
Episode 1: When you’re too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it’s a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it.
Episode 2: Eddie’s got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him.
Like toking, drinking and generally fucking up your life?! Tune into SwearNet.com on Thursday, 11 July for the new series ‘Greenmount’, the fucked adventures of three Vermont stoners just trying to get by… one toke at a time. We’ll be showing two episodes back-to-back for free!
The Boys are still partying into the weekend on today’s Park After Dark – except Julian’s lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky’s fridge, and discuss the worst kids’ names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
In the SwearNet Mailbag today: There’s a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it’s stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin’ feast – and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
