On today’s Park After Dark: That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share?
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Assholes – they’re everywhere! Pat Roach investigates the wonderful world of buttholes… and reveals the biggest!
On this morning’s edition of SwearNet News: Good ol’ Pat Roach has a smile on his face, as he brings us some fuckin’ nice news about butterflies! What the FUCK?
On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky’s bath?!
Pat’s learning the ropes running the SwearNet News machine, and it’s driving him fucking crazy! Will he be able to broadcast more than news about cockpigs and fucking up Halloween for the kids, or will he be out on his hairy ass?
Pat’s in the Bag and looking sharp as fuck! Before he fucks up another SwearNet News report, he and the Boys check out some hot chips and a Flaming Pie. Also: Mike’s Malaysian Man Bird!
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What’s the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky’s plans for Talko’s sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on the latest Park After Dark!
Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it’s Pat Roach’s first day on the job as SwearNet’s news anchor – and it’s all going very… FUCKK!!! On tonight’s menu – Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham!
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark – the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man’s radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the ‘Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Ricky’s got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed – what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high?
