New on swearnet.com – We’ve Been Drinking for Six Days

The boys have been drinking for six days

Well we’re not sure why we even turned the cameras on for the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Everyone is completely fucked after (presumably) New Year’s Eve celebrations got out of hand.  Bubbles claims that he, Ricky, and Julian have been drinking for six fucking days, and by the looks of things, he’s telling the truth.

The only person in high spirits is Randy (or Smokey), who has a bag full of burgers and a fist full of cash after hooking like crazy for New Year’s.

We’ll be honest, not a lot happens in this one, at least until Ricky enters 2018 with a BANG!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Grab an End!

Pat Roach struggles to move workout equipment

Pat Roach is ready to kick off his workout regiment on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, now on SwearNet!

The Boys have given Pat his own private space in SwearNet Studios where he can set up a personal gym and get into shape.  There’s just one problem – not one miserable fucker at SwearNet will help him move the equipment up the stairs to his workout room.

Will Pat’s positivity prevail?  Why in the fuck can’t Hugh the Office Dick lift anything?  Will Pat ever look like JP?  Tune in and find out!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – For Old Enzymes

Smokey is in the trailer for the New Year’s Eve episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  Randy is all fired up for a big night of partying – so fired up that he dons the jeans and cowboy hat.

There’s just one catch – Julian wants a piece of the pie.  Not a piece of Smokey’s pie, but a piece of the cash that he will bring in when he’s looking for people who want to party at the Legion.  Yeah, we think it’s pretty fucked too.

Ricky talks about his New Year’s Resolutions, which include not firing off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he’s going to try to get less fucked up in 2018.  He will definitely get fucked out of his mind for New Year’s Eve, but he says that will be the last of his big stupid partying.  We give that about a week.

PLUS: What did Ricky and Julian give Bubbles for Christmas, and what was her name?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

  

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New on swearnet.com – For Old Enzymes

Smokey is ready for some New Year’s partying on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy is in full jeans-and-cowboy-hat mode and it appears as if he and Julian have some kind of greasy commission agreement (aka some kind of fucked pimp deal).  There’s an open invitation for everyone to head down to the Legion on New Year’s Eve for anyone who might like to party with Smokey… and Julian will be sure to get his cut.

Ricky is all cleaned up from his Christmas binge and is soberly saving himself for a New Year’s shit show… but he claims that it will be the last for a while.  He also announces that he will no longer shoot off fireworks horizontally in the park, and he will aim for no trailer park complaints in 2018.

Julian and Ricky ask Bubbles how he liked the Christmas gift they got him, but Bubbles remains coy… though the smile on his face suggests he enjoyed her… er… the gift.

PLUS: Ricky reveals a completely fucked habit that he has when he shops for food in the grocery store.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamned mind on the Christmas episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Rick his all banged up on mushrooms and nearly electrocutes himself while trying to hang Christmas lights.  Randy joins the podcash and brings some snacks (including protein bars for Julian’s muscles).  The Boys talk about Christmas traditions around the world and Ricky gives a completely fucked explanation of the birth of Santa-Jesus-God.

PLUS: Ricky assaults Randy with a projectile weapon.  Tune in to find out what he uses to inflict pain!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamn mind on the Christmas episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcastnow available on SwearNet.com!

Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash.  The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks.  The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.

They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.

PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Pat’s in a Funk

Mike Smith hugs Pat Roach

Pat Roach makes his epic return to SwearNet studios on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the last episode, Pat told the Boys over the phone that he has been busy working out, banging, and holding down a job.  But Robb, JP, and Mike quickly learn that Pat’s been bullshitting them.  Truth is, he’s been drinking, eating donairs, playing video games, and probably beating off most of the time.

So the Boys pitch an idea for Pat to both get out of his funk, and also create some create SwearNet content.

Mike eventually wants Pat back in the SwearMan suit, but he is met with resistance.  Will we ever see SwearMan again?!

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