It’s greasier than one of J-Roc’s movies in the Mailbag today – JP’s sword gets a serious workout, there’s a sexy song for Ricky, and a stereo orgy going down! Also: Cock soup, fish sausages and horbiculture!
New at SwearNet.com – Bad Lucker Day
On the latest Park After Dark: Bubbles doesn’t believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys’ plans to move to Italy… or has it?!
TPB DEEECENT hot sauce!
Winter’s about to frig off and BBQ season is around the corner – time to stock up on scrump-dilly TPB hot sauce! The limited edition ‘Sheet Metal’ batch is selling fast, so head on over to coneyislandsaucery.com and grab some hot, garlicky goodness. DEEECENT!
New at SwearNet.com – Going Viral!
On this week’s Park After Dark, we’re going fuckin’ VIRAL!! Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus – can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
Trailer Park Boys Merch Sale!
We’ve got another awesome fucking sale on! Get up to 70% off selected Trailer Park Boys clothing and accessories at the official TPB merch store – while stocks last!
New at SwearNet.com – Sunnyvale Shoals!
Get your dancing pants on, there’s a party going on at SwearNet.com!! Join host Michael Williams plus Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for 10 episodes of music performed live at Sunnyvale Shoals!
We’ve got some awesome Canadian artists on the show, including Johnny Reid, Divine Brown, Colin James, Reeny Smith, Jordan John, Elise Legrow, Matt Andersen and John Finley. DEEECENT!
New at SwearNet.com – Leap Year Chicken & Liquor Party
On the latest Park After Dark: Keep your head on a swivel – it’s a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky! Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune.
Also: Snake orgies, frozen birds, and Holly Valentine!
Dicshitnary Special Offer!
Hear that, Randy? It’s the Winds of Shit… bringing you a special offer on John Dunsworth’s legendary book, The Dicshitnary! Order now at johndunsworth.com using the code WOW and you get $5 off! Hurry before the Shithawks grab them all…
Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Tour – new dates!!
Who’s up for lobster burgers?!! Randy’s bringing his greasy Cheeseburger Picnic to the US East Coast this March! Get your tickets atleopresents.com 🍔
New at SwearNet.com – La Dolce Fuckin’ Vita
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!