In the Mailbag this week: Mike’s got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!
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Holy fuck, we’ve got an exciting Park After Dark for ya today! Ricky’s started up an ‘AirDnD’, and his first guest is only fuckin’ Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert’s favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!
‘Tis the season to be FUCKED!! Trailer Park Boys’ A Sunnyvale Christmas tour sale starts Friday, Sept 13 at 10am ET at rickyjulianbubbles.com (Belleville ON, yours starts at 11am ET!)
It’s anything but a silent night as Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy get learnt on the greatest story never told, in true Sunnyvale style. So grab your tickets today!! 🌟
Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson – make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!
Don’t forget, you can also listen to Park After Dark on all decent podcast apps – but ya get to see it FIRST on SwearNet.com!
Well help my fuck, it’s the last episode of Greenmount at SwearNet.com! But don’t be sad, it’s a good’un! It’s not just Wednesday (or Thursday, or whatever the fuck it is) – it’s the guys’ one year move-in anniversary! Time for a celebration… or a few home truths?
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The Boys need to clean up the after last week’s Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest – cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world’s most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed.
Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky’s latest book learnings!
Get ta fuck ready for another fucked episode of Greenmount at SwearNet.com! This week: There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.
The final episode of Season 1 airs next week!
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On the latest INSANE Park After Dark: Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky’s trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it’s 1992!
Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
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